Okay, first you berate me on the phone, Then you show up to my office and berate me in per-- Oh, w-what is this? I don't care for this. 你先是在电话里斥责我，现在又亲自来我办公室斥责我...这是什么情况，我不喜欢这样。

We got in an accident. 我们出车祸了。

Oh, my God! 天呐！

We almost got in an accident. 我们差点出车祸了。

That seems like a really important distinction. 这差很多好吗。

There was this big truck, and it barreled through a stop sign, and it missed our car by inches. 一辆大卡车闯过停车标志，差几英寸我们就撞上了。

Oh, my God! And everyone's okay? 天呐！大家都没事吧？

Yes, just very shaken up. But, Mitchell, I am so sorry that I yelled at you before. 没事，只是都吓坏了。但是，米奇尔，我真的很抱歉刚才朝你大喊大叫。

Look, I brought you the birthday card for mom, and you can sign. Okay.Thank you. 我把送给老妈的生日贺卡带来了，你签个名。好，谢谢。

"To our best friend." That's a little sarcastic. It's her birthday. 给我们最好的朋友。有点讽刺啊。这是她的生日啊。

No, I mean it. Mitchell, I almost died. I want our mom to have a great birthday. 不，我是真心的。米奇尔，我差点就死了。我希望给我们的老妈过个很棒的生日。

Oh, and we're doing this again. Oh, god. Yeah. 又来了。好吧，天呐。是啊。

Hi. I'll be there in a sec, yeah. Okay, my deposition got moved up. That's great. 你好，我一会儿就过去。我的取证会被提前了。太好了。

So I'll just have to move everything - you know what? I'm gonna eat in the car and then...No, no, no, no, no. 我得把所有事情都改期，你知道怎么着？我得在车上吃饭，然后 ...不不不。

No, no, no. Give it, give it! 不不不，给我，给我！

Do you know what I was doing right before I almost died? Exactly what you're doing. 你知道我差点死掉之前在做什么吗？跟你现在做的一样。

Humoring a relative? 纵容自己的亲人瞎胡闹吗？

No, no, scheduling my life down to the last minute. I mean, look at this -- "Call New York office -- 4:17 p. m." 不是，我在安排我人生中的每一分钟。你看看这个...“下午4点17分打电话给纽约办公室。”