I was already on edge. 我本来就心情沉重。

The day before, I was with my mom at the park when some guy on a bike swiped her phone. 前一天，我和妈妈在公园，有个骑自行车的人抢走了她的手机。

He must have been a criminal mastermind. He struck the one second she wasn't taking pictures of Joe. 他一定是个惯犯。只那一秒她没在给乔拍照就被他抓住了。

The worst part is, I saw him grab it. I had a chance to do something and be a hero to my mom, but I froze. 最糟的是，我眼看着他抢走手机。我本来有机会做点什么，在妈妈面前做个英雄的，可我僵住了。

What would you have done, made him the subject of a satirical cartoon? 你会怎么做使他成为讽刺漫画的主角吗？

Hey! Uh, they've taken down presidents. Now, can you just support me here? 那些漫画曾扳倒过总统。你能不能支持我一下？

There are only so many moments a son has a chance to --Blah blah blah...Very mature. 并没有多少机会可以让儿子为...-等等等等...真成熟。

Pick a fight then tune me out? It's not bothering me. Stop it! 挑起事端，然后又不理我了吗？我才不在乎，停下！

Dad, turn down that song! 爸爸，音乐声调小点！

No can do. 办不到

You sure, Manny? 你确定吗，曼尼？

Positive. I-I'll walk home. 是的，我走回家。

We almost died. Yeah. 我们差点死了。是啊。

White. 白人。

Yes, I'm sure. 是的，我确定。

Why is it so hard for you to imagine that a criminal can be white when most of the -- Ah, the bicycle. Yes, yes, it was white. 有那么难想象犯罪的是白人吗？就算大多数罪犯都是...你说单车的颜色啊。是的，是白色。

I thought your phone got stolen? 你手机不是被偷了吗？

This is Joe's phone. 这是乔的手机。

This is why the terrorists hate us. 所以恐怖分子才讨厌我们。