What are you constantly looking at on your computer? 你一直盯着电脑到底看什么呢？

Is that a question you really want people asking around here? 你真的想要家里的人开始问这个问题吗？

Indeed, it is not. 说得对，我不想。

I'm just checking college acceptances. 我只是在看大学录取情况。

I mean, they should be posting them any day. 学校随时可能发通知。

You cannot spend your entire spring break worrying about college admissions. 你不能把整个春假花在等录取通知上吧。

You should go to that -- that music festival thing with Haley. 你应该跟海莉一起去那个音乐节。

Do something fun. Learn to relax a -- 找点乐子，学会放松。。

Do we have to keep every remote we have ever owned? 我们所有的遥控器都得留着吗？

Somewhere in a landfill, a laser disc just ejected. 垃圾填埋场的某处刚有个光驱弹了出来。

Uh, I can't bring Alex to the festival because I am going for work to research new fashion trends. 我不能带艾丽克斯去音乐节，因为我是去工作，勘查最新流行趋势。

I need to blend in, you know? 我得和人们打成一片，你知道吗？

Everyone will think she's a cop. 所有人都会以为她是条子。

Well, I could sit here and worry and ruin my day, or I could go with Haley and ruin hers. 我可以坐在这担惊受怕毁掉自己的一天，或者跟海莉一起去毁掉她的一天。

I'll grab my sunscreen. 我去拿我的防晒霜。

Good morning. 早上好。

Hey, Dad. 爸。

I hate to shame you, but Haley woke up before you. 我不想让你难堪，可海莉起得比你早。

Well, Haley didn't run a 10K yesterday to raise awareness for alopecia. 海莉昨天没跑十公里去为秃头症患者争取关注。

What's alopecia? 秃头症是什么？

That is why I run. 这就是我去跑步的原因。

Honey, I could really use your help with spring cleaning today. 亲爱的，今天的春季大扫除真的需要你的帮助。

I got to get all these boxes down to the donation center. 我需要把这些盒子都拿到捐赠中心去。

Wish I could, but I've got work. 我想帮，可是我要工作。

Then Luke and I have got some important trampolining to do. 然后还要和卢克一起跳蹦床。

I just love how equally we divide our responsibilities. 我真喜欢这么平等的分工方式。

Figured we'd do a little father/son bonding since your school trip was canceled. 鉴于你的学校活动取消了，我们该做点父子活动。

You can teach me the Dunphy Tuck. 你可以教我邓菲翻转。

I love your enthusiasm, son, but it's way too dangerous. 我欣赏你的热情，但那太危险了。

One wrong move, and you're eating springs. 一个动作错了，你就可能摔个嘴啃弹簧。

Oh, no, no, those are -- 不，那不是...

Is that my banjo? 那是我的班卓琴吗？

When I met this little lady sitting next to me, it was love at first sight. 当我遇见身边这位女士的时候，我们一见钟情。

Yep, I've been noodling around on the ol' flyswatter for a couple of years now. 是的，我已经弹棉花弹了好几年了。

I was inspired by the greats - Scruggs, Kermit. 被伟大前辈们所激励——斯克鲁日，科米特。

It's hard to practice, though, because it gets Claire so hot and bothered. 尽管这玩意练起来很难，因为它会让克莱尔欲火焚身。