Jay, where are the napkin rings? 杰，餐巾环呢？

I'll give you guys some privacy. 我给你们一点隐私吧。

Look what your cousin's hiding in here. 瞧瞧你表亲在这里藏了什么。

That's my horse. 这是我的马。

That's yours? 这是你的吗？

Yes, I brought it back from Colombia. 是啊，我从哥伦比亚带来的。

My god. I married into a drug cartel? 天啊，我娶了个贩毒集团的人吗？

These are the ashes of my dead horse, Gaucho. I had him when I was a little girl. 这是我死去的马儿加乌乔的骨灰。我小时候养的他。

You thought that these were drugs and that they belong to my cousin? 你觉得这是毒品，而且是我表亲的吗？

Well, what was I supposed to think? 不然我该怎么想啊？

I am sick of this, Jay. You treat my family like they're criminals. 我受够了，杰。你把我的家人当做罪犯。

Like he would bring $150,000 worth of heroin into this house! 好像他会带价值十五万美金的海洛因来这里一样！

How do you know how much -- 你怎么知道这值多少钱...

What? ! I can't know street value? ! 怎么？我就不能知道街头黑市价吗？

Alex, honey, could I borrow you for a minute? 艾丽克斯，亲爱的，能耽误你一会儿吗？

One sec. Uncle Mitch, this is amazing. I can't believe you kept all of this. 稍等。米奇舅舅，这太棒了。你居然留着这些东西。

Oh, it's nothing special. It's just a handmade scrapbook of every note and drawing you ever made me. 没什么特别的啦。这只是手工制作的剪贴簿，里面是你给我写的每一张便条和画的每一幅画。

You got to be kidding me. 你肯定开玩笑的吧。

Oh, oh. Hola. 你好。

This is good. 这很不错。

This is a report card that you made for me when you were 4, and you gave me a b-minus as an uncle. 这是你四岁时给我做的明信片，你给我这个舅舅打了B-的分数。

I was mad because you wasted your vote on Ralph Nader. 我很生气，因为你投了拉尔夫·纳德的票。

But today, you get an A-plus, because this is the most thoughtful gift ever. 而今天你拿到了A+，因为这是有史以来最有心思的礼物。

Oh, Mitchell, where do you even find the time for this? 米奇尔，你怎么会有时间做这个的？

So, this one -- here or here? 所以这个是放这里还是这里呢？

I don't know. 我不确定。

What about here? 放这里如何？

Spencer! 斯宾塞！