Hey, sorry. That's how we do it on the docks. 抱歉  我们在码头上都这么做事

Trying to single-handedly restart the economy? 你这是想单枪匹马挽救全球经济吗

Ah, I find shopping therapeutic. 我这是购物治疗法

My parents are making me come 我爸妈让我今晚参加

to their stupid anniversary dinner tonight, so... 他们无聊的结婚纪念晚宴  所以

I figured the least they could do is treat me to a new dress. 我想至少他们会给我买条新裙子

Besides, 而且

You'll need something to wear. 你也要穿得像样点

To your parents' anniversary dinner? 要我去你爸妈的结婚纪念晚宴吗

Please don't say no. 请别拒绝我

To you? No way. 对你  我绝不会说不

But... 但是

I can dress myself. 衣服我自己搞定

Even better. 这样更好

Why, exactly, do you need a bodyguard? 你为什么需要保镖

Uh, two words, my friend-- 两个字  我的朋友

Net worth. 命贵

Can I ask you a question? 能问你个问题吗

Friends don't have to ask if they can ask, so ask. 朋友之间什么都可以问  问吧

Well, the friends I keep wouldn't have pushed me 我的朋友可不会挑动我去追求

towards a girl that they knew was unavailable. 名花有主的姑娘