《童话镇》第292期:小矮人的工作（打印版）

Dwarfs don't fall in love, dwarfs don't get married, and dwarfs don't have children. 矮人不会坠入爱河矮人不会结婚矮人也不会生孩子

Why do you think you were hatched from an egg? 不然你以为你为什么会从蛋里孵出来的

Then what we do? We work. 那我们做什么，我们工作。

We like it? We love it, we even whistle while we do it. 我们喜欢工作？我们爱工作，甚至一边吹着口哨一边工作。

We mine the diamonds that get crushed into dust that give light to the world. 我们开采钻石再把钻石磨成仙尘而仙尘给世界带来光明

You and your seven brethren will bring joy to yourselves and to everyone. 你和你的七个兄弟能给自己和大家带来欢乐

Come on. This is your team. These are your brothers. 来吧这是你的团队他们是你的兄弟

Everyone, grab an ax. It'll give you your dwarf name. 大家拿好锄头你们的矮人称号会显示在上面

The ax never lies, Dreamy. Okay, folks, grab a lantern and move out. 锄头不会说谎爱做梦好了大家拿上灯笼准备出发

Today is the first day of the rest of your lives. Welcome to the mines! 今天是你们新生活的第一天欢迎来到矿场

Where can I sign up? What? I want to volunteer to sell candles. 我在哪里报名怎么了我自愿来卖蜡烛

No, you don't. You made that very clear this morning at Granny's. 不是这样你今早在"外婆家"已经明确表态了