《美少女的谎言》第40期:配合一下(在线收听) |
So, you want to come up to my room? 你愿意去我的房间吗 I can't do this. 我做不到 But you make me so hot. 但你让我很兴奋 No, I mean, I can't do this with you. 不 我是说 对你 我做不到 Girls like her don't approach guys like me. 像她那样的女孩从不接近像我这样的男孩 Unless they have 除非她们 deep-seated self-esteem issues 非常自卑 and a serious drinking problem. 而且还酗酒 Just play along, Lucas. 配合一下吧 卢卡斯 This is embarrassing. Why? 这太尴尬了 为什么 Because I don't need to know how to rebuff the advances 因为我不需要知道怎么去回绝 of a genetic splice between Barbie and Shakira. 芭比公主或者夏奇拉的邀请 It's just never gonna happen. 因为这永远不可能发生 The point of this is to be prepared 这只是为了让你在这种情形 for the situation when it does arise-- 真的发生时有所准备 Mr. Mazarra, let's look at the facts. 玛兹拉老师 看看我 I have the upper-body strength of screech, 我上身完全没有肌肉 and I spend my weekends playing Wii... alone. 周末我一个人宅在家玩游戏机 I think my virginity is pretty well safeguarded. 我想我会失去处子之身的可能性微乎其微 Both of you, start again. 你们俩 重来 So, you wanna come up to my room? 你愿意去我房间吗 |
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