老友记精校版第1季 第135期:钱德之母(9)（在线收听）

Phoebe: Really? Not even to, um, change his pajamas? !

真的？也没，替他换睡衣？

Chandler: Oh my God.

哦我的天。

Ross: You're my friend. II had to tell you.

你是我朋友，所以我得告诉你。

Chandler: I can't believe it.

我简直不敢相信......

Paolo kissed my mom?

Paolo亲了我妈？

Ross: Yeah, um, I mean, I don't know if you noticed, but he had a lot to drink, and you know how he gets when he's drunk...uh. .I can't do this, I did it, it was me, I'm sorry, I kissed your mom.

对，嗯，不知道你注意到没，他喝了很多酒，他喝醉之后什么样儿你也见识过......我不行了…是我做的，是我，抱歉，是我亲了你老妈。

Chandler: What?

什么？

Ross: I, I was really upset about Rachel and Paolo, and I think I had too much tequila,and Nora um, Mrs. Mom your Bing was just being nice, y'know,and But nothing happened, nothing happen...Ask Joey, Joey, uh, came in

Rachel and Paolo的事搞得我很难受，而且我想我是喝了太多龙舌兰。然后Nora、妈妈女士，你的Bing，只是关心一下我......然后什么也没发生，什么也没......你问Joey，呃，Joey出现了......

Chandler: You knew about this?

你知道这件事？

Joey: Uh...y'know, knowledge is a tricky thing.

呃，知情本身就很麻烦。

Chandler: I spent the entire day with you, why didn't you tell me? !

我一整天都跟你在一起，你为什么不告诉我？

Joey: Hey, hey, hey, you're lucky I caught them when I did, or else who knows what would happened.

嘿，嘿，他们被我逮到算你幸运，不然谁知道还会发生什么。

Ross: Thanks, man, big help.

谢了，老兄，帮大忙了。

Chandler: I can't believe this! What the hell were you thinking?

我都没法相信，你到底怎么想的？

Ross: I wasn't I don't know, I

我没有…我不知道，我......

Chandler: Y'know, of all my friends, noone knows the crap I go through with my mom more than you.

你也知道，我和我妈之间的鸟事，我朋友里属你最清楚了。

Ross: I know. Chandler: I can't believe you did this.

我知道。我没想到你会做这种事。

Ross: Chandler...

Chandler......

Joey: Me neither, y'know what…

我也没想到......

Chandler: I'm still mad at you for not telling me.

我对你也很生气，你也没有告诉我。

Joey: What are you mad at me for? !

为什么生我的气？

Chandler: You gotta let me slam the door!

让我摔上门吧！

Joey: Chandler, I didn't kiss her, he did!

Chandler，我没亲她，亲的人是他！

See what happens when you break the code?

看到没，违反规定就是这种下场！

Ross: Joey...

Joey......

Monica: Hey Rach.

嗨！Rach。

Rachel: Hey.