No, they haven't all been caught shot at the same time. These are the finalists in the world's most beautiful bottom competition and it's judgement time for their bums. This is of course happening in Germany where they really know how to appreciate topnotch buttock beauty. The man in charge of presenting this festival of cheek is actually from these shows and he's given this whole business a lot of thoughts. "Bottoms are real. Whereas bosoms these days, you don't know if they're real. They might be plastic, they might be pushed up in a bra. So when you take the bra off， you go, en ,there's nothing there. Whereas a bum is real. Like any great talent competition, there's a panel of hard to please judges as an appreciative audience and there's the one who got the wrong end of the stick. All the contestants have competition numbers carefully painted on their thighs. So it's not to obscure the vital merchandize. And when it came to picking their winner, the verdict was unanimous. No way this panel was going to be split down the middle and the proud owner of the world's most beautiful bum has a few maintenance tips to keep those cheeks pert. I drink my coffee with 7 sugars. No tips from the male champ though, just joy it is incredible victory." The great feeling to be a winner. Really. Especially because I won with my ass, i mean, it's kinda weird, but it's good." No wonder he is so chuffed. The winners get 10,000 Euroes each, the contract as bottom models and what the organizers mysteriously describe as comprehensive bottom insurance.
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