《他没那么喜欢你》精讲 44 不明白为什么有人想结婚（在线收听）

Ben: Yeah, the boat looks great. You look like shit. But your boat looks great.

Neil: Yeah, I live on my boat, man. Personal hygiene goes out the window. A lot of time to work on the place.

Ben: You should try working on a shower.

Neil: Yeah. Hey, what can I tell you? Standing on principle, man. It's all I got. Cigarette?

Ben: No, I'm good.

Neil: That's right, you quit. Good for you. So did Janine send you out here to check up on me?

Ben: Yeah, pretty much.

Neil: What are you gonna tell her?

Ben: I'll tell her how gorgeous you look out here on the ocean.

Neil: Break. Any word from Beth?

Ben: You know she's so busy organizing her sister's funeral; I think she must be...

Neil: Sister's what?

Ben: Her wedding, her sister's wedding. Isn't that what I said?

Neil: No, you said "funeral".

Ben: No, I didn't.

Neil: Yes, you did.

Ben: Shit, did I really? That's so weird.

Neil: I really don't understand why people wanna get married.

本：这船棒极了，但你却糟糕透了，但是你的船棒极了。

尼尔：当然，我住在船上，伙计。个人卫生要在窗外解决，大部分时间都在这里工作。你该试试在浴室里工作。

尼尔：是吧，嘿，我该怎么说呢？坚守原则，这是我全部收获。来一根?

本：不用了。

尼尔：很好，你戒了，对你有好处。是简妮派你来监视我的？

本：没错，差不多。

尼尔：你要怎么汇报?

本：我要告诉她你在海上享受极了。

尼尔：晕，贝斯怎么样了？

本：她忙着她妹妹的葬礼，我想她一定...

尼尔：妹妹的什么？

本：她的婚礼，她妹妹的婚礼，我刚说的不是婚礼？

尼尔：不，你说的是“葬礼”。

本：不，我没有。

尼尔：不，你有。

本：我真的说了？太奇怪了。

尼尔：我真不明白为什么有人想结婚。