精美英文欣赏:Do You Know Women你了解女人吗？（在线收听）

Do You Know Women　

1.Women never understand why men love toys. Menunderstandt hat they wouldn ’t need toys if women had an〃on／off〃switch.

女人永远不会明白男人为什么喜欢玩具。男人认为,如果女人有开关,他们就不再需要玩具了。

2.Women think all beer is the same.

女人觉得所有品牌的啤酒都是一个味儿。

3.Women keep three different shampoos in the shower.After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropicalrainforest.

通常,女人的浴室里总放着3种不同的洗发香波。她们沐浴后,浴室就散发着热带雨林的味道。

4.Women don’t understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.

女人不能领略体育节目的魅力。男人从那些能让他们逃离现实的东西中寻找娱乐,女人则从那些能提醒她们现实有多糟糕的东西中寻找娱乐。

5. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothe s and will wear some things twice；if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll p ack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day.

如果一个男人要出门7天,他会带够5天穿的衣服,并且会将一些衣物穿两次。如果一个女人要出门7天,她会带够21天穿的衣服,因为她不知道自己每天喜欢穿什么。

6.Women brush their hair before bed.

女人在睡觉前梳头。

7.Women are paid less than men, except foronefield：Modeling.

女人的薪水比男人低,只有一个行业例外———模特。

8.Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man’sresponsibility.

女人永远不会犯错。道歉是男人的责任。

9.Women do not know anything about cars, even if theydrive car themselves.

女人对汽车一无所知,即使她们自己开车。

10.Women have better rest rooms. They get the nice chairsand red carpet.

女人的卫生间很讲究,那里有精致的椅子和红地毯