访谈录 2009-07-15&07-18 Jimmy Kimmel白宫专访 “奥巴马（在线收听）

This is exciting, I don't prefer, but we have a new president, his name is Barack Obama. And even though he's been very very busy these days, his people were kind enough to invite me to the White House over the weekend for some one-on-one time with the president of the United States.

Hi, Mr. President, Jimmy Kimmel.

Hi, how are you.

Thank you for doing this. It's an honor to meet you.

Of my pleasure.

I warned you that I have some tough questions, so I hope you can handle it.

I'll look, I understand and just fire away.

All right. Have you ever met Johnny Depp?

Yes, I have.

Was he nice?

Well...

Is he as gorgeous in person as he is in the movies?

Look.

He is. I know, I know he is. Mr. President, first of all I wanna say, congratulations on being African American.

Thank you. And is this the only camera?

Yeah, why?

So there’s not gonna be one on me?

People know what you look like, you are the president. Somebody's got a nigger, Um?

Oh, thank you, thank you. I don't really eat vegetables though. Thank you so much. You tip him or... thank you, I'll get you later. This is awesome, you just order whatever you want, it comes for free?

It's pretty cool.

I gotta be president one of these days. What is your favorite Jim Belushi movie? Is it K-9 or The Principal?

Well, you know, look, if I have to choose...

You know what I just realized? I didn't order French fries. What's the number for room service? You just pick it up?

Sure.

Hello, room service? Oh, yeah, I'm in the Oval, the Oval office with the president right now. And I forgot to, actually I thought you had sent French fries with the hamburger. So would you send some French fries up?

No, I'm good.

Send two orders up.

Ok, chop-chop. Great.

Anyway. What were we talking about?

Jim Belushi.

Really?

Yes.

That's weird. Can you show me how Oprah hugs? I wanna feel what that feels like. Just show me how she squeezes.

Look...

Yeah, she's good. I figure she would be. All right, let's get down to business. You have two kids, Malia and the other one. Which one do you love more?

Sasha?

You love Sasha more.

No, look, here is what I would say, I have two daughters...

Can I order a milkshake right now?

Later.

Really, 'cause I just, I like to eat with the fries and the hamburger.

Later.

Really?

Really.

No?

No.

That's gay. Um, you were just in Cairo, right?

Yes, I was.

And where is Cairo?

Egypt.

Oh, did you get to see Stonehenge?

It's Stonehenge.

That's what I said. Did you get to see it?

Ok, Stonehenge is in the UK.

No, it isn't.

Yes, it is.

It is?

Yes.

We don't want flowers. I'm on interview with the president of the United States. My accident.

Can I clean your ears? I just, I got, I have pocketful of Q-tips, I will hold one to clean your ears. It will be fine, it will be fine.

I don't understand what the point...

Nothing, perfectly clean. I knew they would be.

Let's see. We did the ears, Cairo, Oprah. I think, that's it. I think that's it. That all I need is my French fries. Oh, you signed a basketball for me? Thanks.

Sure, absolutely.

Make it out to Jimmy, Pie, Jimmy Pie. Thank you. And maybe acutally we can get a picture together. Could we get one?

Yeah, we can do that.

Thanks. Thank you so much for doing this. Good, very good. Thank you Mr. President. Thank you so much.

Thank you, my pleasure again. Cheers.

So I just wait for those French fries.

The president, everyone who... now whatever