听歌学英语：忘了笑 Forgot To Laugh

When I read your face
你的脸，
It's like a screen door
就像一道纱门
I can see right through
那么容易看穿
Your heart's a window
直抵你的心
Why you gotta treat me like the bimbo?
为什么你会把我当成蠢女人呢？
Who sticks it out when you don't care anymore
我在坚持，你却无所谓！

You make it so easy
你不费吹灰之力
You're sweet like Reece's Pieces
像是甜蜜的Reece's Pieces
But I promise, if you leave me
但是我发誓，如果你离开
You'll be crawling¹ on your knees
你会爬着回来
So if you go, it's a joke
如果你离开，你会让自己出洋相的/在我眼里，你会变成一个笑话

If you drive away
如果你开车离去
Hope you get a flat tire², get stranded³
希望你汽车爆胎滞留在什么鬼地方
If it's goodbye today
如果今天你跟我拜拜
Know you're leaving here empty handed
你要知道，你只能空手而回
'Cause I got my own life
因为我也有着自己的生活
And you're just a punch⁴ line
你不过是很好笑的一个笑话
If you go, you're a joke I forgot to laugh
如果你离开，你不过就是一个让我忘记了笑的笑话

You don't like it when I check your iphone
查看你的苹果手机，你老不高兴
I don't even get my own ringtone
但是我的电话铃声都得跟你一样
When you're hanging out with all your best bros
你跟你的难兄难弟鬼混
You don't wanna tell me where you guys go
从来不让我知道你们的行踪

You say that I'm needy⁵
你说我粘人
Like a kid needs Reese's Pieces
就像一个小孩对Reece's Pieces馋嘴一样
But I promise if you leave me
但是我发誓，如果你离开
You'll be running back to me at my door
你会屁颠颠地回来
What a joke!
简直是笑话

If you drive away
如果你开车离去
Hope you get a flat tire, get stranded
希望你汽车爆胎滞留在鸟不拉屎的地方
If it's goodbye today
如果今天你跟我拜拜
Know you're leaving here empty handed
你要知道，你什么也带不走
'Cause I got my own life
因为我也有着自己的生活
And you're just a punch line
你不过是一句秒语/笑话
If you go, you're a joke I forgot to laugh
如果你离开，你不过就是一个让我忘记了笑的笑话

So if you're saying 'peace, bye'
如果你说‘闪了，拜’
You're so over me trying to seem like
你已经跟我没有瓜葛了，说得好像
I'll be there
我还会纠缠
And I gotta laugh
笑屎我了
You're more like a jockey
你充其量类似于一个电台主持人
Or a cute little bunny
一只可爱的兔子
Think that you're funny
认为自己很风趣
I forgot to laugh Laugh
我却忘了笑

Like a diamond⁶ in a mountain of coal
我是百里挑一的好女子
I'm the girl the guys can't find anymore
挑着灯笼也难找的
Hey yeah!

If you drive away
如果你开车离去
Hope you get a flat tire, get stranded
希望你爆胎哪也去不了
If it's goodbye today
如果今天你跟我拜拜
Know you're leaving here empty handed
你要知道，你只能空手而回
'Cause I got my own life
因为我也有着自己的生活
And you're just a punch line
你不过是很好笑的一个笑话
If you go, you're a joke I forgot to laugh
如果你离开，你不过就是一个让我忘记了笑的笑话

If you drive away
如果你开车离去
Hope you get a flat tire, get stranded
希望你爆胎哪也去不了
If it's goodbye today
如果今天你跟我拜拜
Know you're leaving here empty handed
你要知道，你只能空手而回
'Cause I got my own life
因为我也有着自己的生活
And you're just a punch line
你不过是很好笑的一个笑话
If you go, you're a joke I forgot to laugh
如果你离开，你不过就是一个让我忘记了笑的笑话
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1 crawling   

n.表面涂布不均v.爬( crawl的现在分词 )；（昆虫）爬行；缓慢行进；巴结

参考例句：

• You should be ashamed of yourself, crawling to the director like that. 你那样巴结董事，应该感到羞耻。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• Stubborn, self-confident Guo Zhenshan has never gone crawling to anyone. 坚强、自信、有气魄的郭振山，实在说，永远也不会向人低三下四啊！ 来自《现代汉英综合大词典》

2 tire   

n.轮胎，金属圈；vt.使疲倦，厌烦；vi.疲劳

参考例句：

• I never tire of listening to music.我对音乐百听不厌。
• The tire blew out on my way to work.在我开车上班的路上车胎爆裂了。

3 stranded   

a.搁浅的，进退两难的

参考例句：

• He was stranded in a strange city without money. 他流落在一个陌生的城市里， 身无分文，一筹莫展。
• I was stranded in the strange town without money or friends. 我困在那陌生的城市，既没有钱，又没有朋友。

4 punch   

v.用拳猛击；用打孔机打孔

参考例句：

• The boxer gave his opponent a punch on the nose.这个拳击手朝他对手的鼻子上猛击一拳。
• He laid his opponent low with a single punch.他一拳猛击便把对手打倒在地。

5 needy   

adj.贫穷的，贫困的，生活艰苦的

参考例句：

• Although he was poor,he was quite generous to his needy friends.他虽穷，但对贫苦的朋友很慷慨。
• They awarded scholarships to needy students.他们给贫苦学生颁发奖学金。

6 diamond   

n.钻石，像钻石的物质，菱形，纸牌的方块，棒球内场；vt.用钻石装饰

参考例句：

• Did you see the diamond pin she got for Christmas?你看到她为圣诞节买的钻石饰针了吗？
• The ring has a diamond in it.戒指上镶着一块钻石。