SNL 搞笑广告：给专为BABY 设计假发

The first months of a child's life for a special time. As your baby acquires the skills of social interaction, impressions are made that will last a life time.

Unfortunately, this baby and millions of other male babies just like him, spend months suffering through shame and disgrace associated with male infantile baldness.

There's a scientific fact that males led developmentally behind females. Add male infantile baldness and that means low self-esteem, decreased confidence and even the lowered social status. Is that what you want for your child?

That's why our scientists in Nelson Paediatrics developed this - baby toupees².

Based on our patent technology and the cooperation of the Chinese government, we can now take an adult-sized toupee¹ and adapt it to fit your baby's head. It's fake hair with real results.

Look at this child, bursting with self-esteem, oozing³ with confidence. Now look at him two weeks ago, he's like a brand-new person. And the best part is, you can't even tell it's fake.

And looking Mr. Popular, now with pin in the play days, he looks good and he knows it. Isn't that what every parent wants? I should know.

I'm not only the president of Nelson's baby toupees, I'm also the father of a client.

Nelson's baby toupees from the good people who brought your baby beards.

You gave him a life, now give him confidence.

1 toupee   

n.假发

参考例句：

• When he grew bald he bought a toupee.头发掉了后，他买了一顶假发。
• While I was writing that last paragraph,the nurse straightened my toupee.我写最后一段的时候，护士正了正我的假发。

2 toupees   

n.男用假发，遮秃假发( toupee的名词复数 )

参考例句：

• And baby toupees, for those sensitive about hairlessness. 还有给那些娇嫩尚无头发的婴儿买护头。 来自互联网

3 oozing   

v.（浓液等）慢慢地冒出，渗出( ooze的现在分词 )；使（液体）缓缓流出；（浓液）渗出，慢慢流出

参考例句：

• Blood was oozing out of the wound on his leg. 血正从他腿上的伤口渗出来。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• The wound had not healed properly and was oozing pus. 伤口未真正痊瘉，还在流脓。 来自《简明英汉词典》