30. Yes, Sir p.194

 The teacher wakes me up from my dream.
T: Get up, you lazybones!
M: Oh… sorry, sir, I must have fallen asleep.
T: You bet. And we could see you shaking like a leaf.
M: Really? Wow! Thank goodness I was dreaming.
T: What? You were dreaming in class and you are happy about it?
M: Uh…yes, sir.
T: What? Do you take me for a fool?
M: Yes, sir…I mean no, sir.
T: As punishment you are to write, "I must not sleep in class" 100 times.
M: No. Sir.
T: Wrong. You should say, "yes, sir."
M: Whatever, sir.
T: Oh, I give up.
M：Good, sir.

goose egg 零分
I,I,sir = yes sir
不说teacher Wang   而说 Mi.Wang
I stayed awake all last night. 一夜未睡
I didn't get a wink¹ of sleep last night. 一夜未合眼
get up 或 rise 不说 rise up
lazybones 单复数都加s
You'll be in trouble.
stern 严历的 = strict 严格的
shake like a leaf 害怕
thank goodnes 感谢上帝
I am happy about (which) the vocation² will be going on.
take A for B 误将A当B
play a trick on sb 整某人
copy 抄写

1 wink   

n.眨眼，使眼色，瞬间；v.眨眼，使眼色，闪烁

参考例句：

• He tipped me the wink not to buy at that price.他眨眼暗示我按那个价格就不要买。
• The satellite disappeared in a wink.瞬息之间，那颗卫星就消失了。

2 vocation   

n.职业，行业

参考例句：

• She struggled for years to find her true vocation.她多年来苦苦寻找真正适合自己的职业。
• She felt it was her vocation to minister to the sick.她觉得照料病人是她的天职。