2008年ESL之娱乐 09 A Bachelor Party

 

 

09 A Bachelor Party

GLOSSARY

best man – the man who helps the groom get ready for the wedding and whostands next to the groom during a wedding, usually the groom’s best friend* Kevin asked his younger brother to be his best man.

up to (someone) – depending on someone; someone’s responsibility;someone’s decision* Last year, I decided to take the family to Puerto Rico for our vacation, so this year it’s up to my husband.

bachelor party – a party the night before a man gets married where only menare invited that usually involves a lot of alcohol and perhaps women* Lucienne asked her fiancé to make sure things didn’t get too wild at his bachelor party.

groomsmen – the men who stand behind the groom and the best man during awedding, usually the groom’s closest friends* Xavier’s groomsmen all wore gray suits with a yellow flower in their lapels.

to chip in – to give some money to help to pay for something* Everyone at the office is chipping in to buy Samantha a stroller for her newbaby.

to go all out – to do something as much as possible, or in as big a way as possible, with no limits* They went all out decorating their home, buying the best of everything, nomatter how expensive it was.

strip club – a business where people (usually women) dance while taking offtheir clothes, sometimes until they are completely naked* Dana didn’t want to tell her parents that she worked at a strip club to makemoney to pay for school.

stripper – a person who takes off his or her clothes for money, usually whiledancing to music* Have you ever seen a stripper dance?

drinking game – a game that forces people to drink a lot of alcohol so that they get drunk quickly* If you’re going to play drinking games, make sure you get everyone’s keys firstso that no one can drive home drunk.

gag gift – something that is given to another person as a joke to make him or herlaugh* The teenager wanted a Porsche, so his father gave him a small toy car as agag gift for his birthday.

bombed – drunk; completely under the influence of alcohol* Frankie drank six beers in just one hour and he was bombed for the rest of theevening.

hangover – a big, painful headache the morning after one has drunk too muchalcohol* I wish I hadn’t drunk so much alcohol last night because I have a horriblehangover this morning.

lap dance – a “dance” where a woman who is wearing very little clothing sits ona man’s legs while he is sitting in a chair and moves in a way that is sexually exciting* How much money did you give that woman so that she would give you a lapdance?

up close – near to something or someone, without very much distance betweenoneself and another person or thing* He thought the vase was new, but when he looked up close he could see wheresome broken pieces had been glued together.

the shock of (one’s) life – a very big surprise; something that is very unexpected* When Julian’s parents told him that he was adopted, it was the shock of his life.

incriminating – showing that one did something bad or illegal; showing that oneis guilty of something* The incriminating videotape showed the face of the man who robbed the bank.

evidence – something that proves that one did something bad or illegal orcommitted a crime* The police still haven’t found any evidence to help them learn who killed theyoung woman.

to poke fun at (someone) – to make fun of someone; to tease someone; tolaugh at someone* The children were poking fun at their new classmate until the teacher told themto stop.

mission accomplished – a phrase used to show that one has finished a projector job, especially if it was difficult or took a lot of time* I finally finished writing the essay that’s due tomorrow.  Mission accomplished!

______________COMPREHENSION QUESTIONS1.  Who paid for the bachelor party?

a)  The best man.

b)  The groomsmen.

c)  Everyone.

2.  Which of these might you see at a strip club?

a)  A gag gift.

b)  A hangover.

c)  A lap dance.

______________WHAT ELSE DOES IT MEAN?

to chip inThe phrase “to chip in,” in this podcast, means to give some money to help topay for something: “How much did you chip in for the office Christmas party?”

The phrase “to chip in” can also mean to help someone do something: “I wishyou would chip in around the house more, helping me wash the dishes and dothe laundry.”  The phrase “a chip off the old block” is used to talk about a son ordaughter who is very similar to a parent: “Randall is a chip off the old block.  Heloves going fishing just like his father.”  Finally, the phrase “to have a chip on(one’s) shoulder” means to have a bad attitude or not trust someone because ofsomething bad that happened in the past: “She’s had a chip on her shoulder foryears because the company didn’t give her the vice-presidency.”

bombedIn this podcast, the word “bombed” means drunk or under the influence ofalcohol: “There was so much alcohol at the party that almost everyone gotbombed.”  Normally a “bomb” is a weapon that is dropped from the air andexplodes when it hits something: “They are dropping bombs on the governmentbuildings.”  The phrase “to be a bomb” means to go very badly, or to bedisappointing or not successful: “The ballet was such a bomb that almost all the audience members left before it was finished.”  Finally, the phrase “to be thebomb” is a very informal way to say that something is very good, new,interesting, and exciting: “That dance club is the bomb!  We love going there onFriday nights.”

______________CULTURE NOTEBachelor parties used to be wild and crazy parties where men said goodbye to“bachelorhood” (the time in a man’s life before he gets married) by drinking toomuch and watching naked women dance.  Bachelor parties are supposed to be alot of fun for the groom, but traditional parties often made the “fiancée” (thewoman whom one is supposed to marry) angry when she learned what really happened there, especially if she learned that her husband had kissed anotherwoman – or worse.

Today, many bachelor parties are calmer events where the man simply has funwith his friends without getting into trouble with his fiancée.  Bachelor partiesaren’t always “held” (happen) at bars.  Some men choose to have their bachelorparties in a restaurant or at a sports game.  Other bachelor parties “stretch out”

(become longer) over a whole weekend, with groups of men going “camping”

(sleeping outside in natural areas), fishing, or boating.  Some men enjoy going to“casinos” (places where people play games for money) for their bachelor parties while other men prefer to play “paintball” (a game where people shoot balls ofpaint at other people from toys that look like guns).

“Nowadays” (in modern times) many women are having bachelorette parties.

Some women enjoy going to bars and hiring male strippers, much like traditionalbachelor parties.  However, many women are choosing “milder” (less wild andcrazy) bachelorette parties.  For example, the women might all go to a salon tohave their hair and makeup done together.  Some other bachelorette parties involve going to a “cabin” (a house in a natural area far from a city) for theweekend.

______________Comprehension Questions Correct Answers:  1 – c; 2 – c

COMPLETE TRANSCRIPTWelcome to English as a Second Language Podcast number 399: A BachelorParty.

This is English as a Second Language Podcast episode 399.  I’m your host, Dr.

Jeff McQuillan, coming to you from the Center for Educational Development inbeautiful Los Angeles, California.

Our website is eslpod.com.  On it, you can find a Learning Guide for this episodeto help you improve your English even faster.

This episode is called “A Bachelor Party.”  A “bachelor party” is a party for a manwho is about to be married.  Usually it is a party that is organized by his friends. Let’s get started.

[start of story]

My best friend, Saul, is getting married.  As the best man, it was up to me to plana bachelor party he’d never forget.  All of the groomsmen were chipping in, so wewent all out. I invited everybody over to my apartment.  Instead of going to a strip club, wehired a stripper.  Before the stripper arrived, we played some drinking games andwe gave Saul some gag gifts.  We all started to get pretty bombed, but weweren’t thinking of the hangover we’d have the next day. When the stripper arrived, we told “her” to give Saul a lap dance.  He had neverhad one before and he was really embarrassed!  But the best part was whenSaul saw the stripper: It was a man!  Everyone had a good laugh, and we took some pictures so we’d have incriminating evidence.  We poked fun at him for therest of the night. And as best man, what was my most important job of all?  It was not letting his fiancée find out what happened that night – at least not before the wedding!

[end of story]

Our story today is about a bachelor party.  Not every man who gets married has a bachelor party; I did not have a bachelor party the night before I got married.  Ijust went to dinner with some old friends of mine – male friends from Minnesota,who had flown to Los Angeles for my wedding.  But some people have bachelor parties, and the reputation of a bachelor party is that there’s a lot of drinking, a lotof things going on that the wife might not be very happy about, or at least thebride who is getting married – the woman.  Bachelor parties are traditionally justfor men. In this case, the story talks about how his best friend, Saul, is getting married. “As the best man, it was up to me to plan a bachelor party he’d never forget.” The “best man” in a wedding is the man who helps the groom get ready.  It’s basically, however, just the person who stands next to the groom; usually it’s oneof the best friends or a brother of the man getting married.  A bachelor party, as we said, is a party for a man usually, or again, traditionally, on the night before hegets married of.  It’s his last night of being a bachelor.  A “bachelor” is a man whois not married – at least not yet.

The narrator of our story says, “It was up to me to plan the party.”  When we say something is “up to you,” or “up to me,” or “up to him,” it means it depends onme; it’s my responsibility, it’s my decision.  Your wife may say to you, “Do youwant to go to have Italian food or Chinese food tonight?” and you say, “It’s up toyou, my love.  It’s your decision.”  That’s what I always say to my wife, “It’s up toyou, dear!”

“All of the groomsmen were chipping in, so we went all out,” he says.  The“groomsmen” are the other men who are in what we would call the “weddingparty,” the group of people who stand with the bride and groom, usually at thefront of the church, or the front of the synagogue or temple, or just the placewhere they are getting married.  Not every wedding has groomsmen, or at leastnot every wedding has more than one.  I had my brother as my best man, but Idid not have any groomsmen.  However, it depends on the wedding, and how bigthe wedding is – how many people are there.  Some weddings have lots ofgroomsmen.

In this case, the groomsmen “chipped in.”  To “chip in” is a two-word phrasal verbmeaning to give money to help pay for something.  Usually it’s what a group ofpeople will do; they’re buying a gift for someone in their office, everyone will chipin five dollars.  Everyone will donate, or give money, for this common gift.  In this case, the groomsmen were chipping in to pay for the party.  Because they hadmoney, they “went all out.”  The expression “to go all out” means to do somethingas much as possible, or in as big a way as possible: “I’m going to go all out whenI celebrate my 20th wedding anniversary” – I’m going to have a big party, there’s going to be food and music, the Beatles are going to be there.  It’s going to behuge – I’m going to go all out.

“I invited everybody over to my apartment,” the story continues.  “Instead of goingto a strip club, we hired a stripper.”  A “strip (strip) club” is a business wherepeople, usually women, dance while take off their clothes, sometimes until they have no more clothing on.  The men are sitting and watching.  Usually a stripclub is a bar, or serves alcohol.  Strip clubs are traditional places for someone tohave their bachelor party, but I don’t think it is as common as it was, perhaps, 30or 40 years ago.  I don’t really know; I don’t go to those kinds of clubs – thosekinds of places!  A “stripper” is the person – again, usually a woman – who takes off her clothes for money while dancing to music. So, in this story they hired a stripper – or at least, that’s the way it seems fromthe story at the beginning.  “Before the stripper arrived, we played some drinkinggames and we gave Saul some gag gifts.”  A “drinking game” is a game whereeveryone has to take a drink of alcohol depending on what happens in the game. So for example, when I was younger and would go to a bar with my friends, apopular drinking game would be “quarters.”  You would put the quarter on yournose and let it drop, and the idea was that it had to bounce, or go up into thealcohol.  And if it did that, you took a drink or everyone else in your group took adrink.  There are lots of different drinking games; I don’t play any of them, at leastnot anymore!  A “gag (gag) gift” is also very popular at a bachelor party; it’s something you give another person as a joke to make them laugh.  So, it’s not areal gift.  If your son or daughter asks you for a new car, and you say, “Okay,sure!” and you give them a little, small, toy car; that would be a “gag gift.”  It may not make them laugh, but you would certainly laugh!

“We all started to get pretty bombed,” the story says, “but we weren’t thinking ofthe hangover we’d have the next day.”  To “get bombed” means to get drunk, todrink too much alcohol.  “Bomb” has a couple of different meanings in English;take a look at our Learning Guide for some additional explanations.

So, the person in the story and his friends were drinking a lot; they weren’tthinking of the hangover they’d have the next day.  A “hangover” (hangover – oneword) is a very painful headache the morning after you have been doing a lot of,or too much, drinking.  If you drink too much alcohol, the next morning, you may know, can sometimes be a little unpleasant; your head hurts, for example – youhave a headache.

“When the stripper arrived, we told ‘her’ to give Saul a lap dance.”  So, thestripper comes to the party, and her job is to entertain these men by taking offher clothes.  They told her to give Saul a “lap dance.”  Your “lap” (lap) is what youhave when you sit down; the top of your legs, that’s called your “lap.”  A “lapdance” is when a – usually, again – woman, who’s wearing very little clothing, would sit on your legs and move in a sexual way.  Not actually having sex, buttrying to get the man excited; that’s a “lap dance.”  Again, no personal experiencewith that! “He had never had one before,” his friend Saul had never had a lap dancebefore, “and he was really embarrassed!”  I would be, too!  “But the best part was when Saul saw the stripper.”  Remember, the stripper is, at a bachelor party,going to be a woman, that’s who you would expect.  But this stripper was a man;it was a joke that they were playing on – a joke that they made for Saul.  It wasn’ta woman; it was a man dressed as a woman.  “Everybody had a good laugh, andwe took some pictures so we’d have incriminating evidence.”  “Evidence” is proof; something that proves you did something.  It could be good; it could bebad.  “Incriminating evidence” is evidence that shows you did something wrong,something bad, something illegal perhaps.  In this case, the pictures of the malestripper with Saul aren’t actually incriminating in a legal way; they’re being usedhere to show other people that Saul was part of this joke.  He says, “We pokedfun at Saul for the rest of the night.”  To “poke fun” at someone means to makefun of someone, to laugh at someone. The story ends by the narrator saying, “And as best man, what was my mostimportant job of all?  It was not letting Saul’s fiancée find out what happened thatnight – at least not before the wedding!”  Your “fiancée,” or “fiancé,” is the personthat you are marrying.  If there are two “e”s at the end of the word, it’s the womanthat the man is marrying, and if there’s just one “e,” it’s the man that, traditionally,the woman is marrying.

Now let’s listen to the story, this time at a normal speed.

[start of story]

My best friend, Saul, is getting married.  As the best man, it was up to me to plana bachelor party he’d never forget.  All of the groomsmen were chipping in, so wewent all out. I invited everybody over to my apartment.  Instead of going to a strip club, wehired a stripper.  Before the stripper arrived, we played some drinking games andwe gave Saul some gag gifts.  We all started to get pretty bombed, but weweren’t thinking of the hangover we’d have the next day. When the stripper arrived, we told “her” to give Saul a lap dance.  He had neverhad one before and he was really embarrassed!  But the best part was whenSaul saw the stripper: It was a man!  Everybody had a good laugh, and we took some pictures so we’d have incriminating evidence.  We poked fun at him for therest of the night. And as best man, what was my most important job of all?  It was not letting his fiancée find out what happened that night – at least not before the wedding!

[end of story]

The script for this episode is by Dr. Lucy Tse, who will never be incriminated! From Los Angeles, California, I’m Jeff McQuillan.  Thank you for listening.  Comeback and listen to us next time on ESL Podcast.

English as a Second Language Podcast is written and produced by Dr. Lucy Tse,hosted by Dr. Jeff McQuillan.  This podcast is copyright 2008.