英语笑话：Doctor Jokes

The patient¹ says, "Doctor, I have a pain² in my eye whenever³ I drink tea."
The doctor says, "Take the spoon out of the mug⁵ before you drink."
mug = cup
The patient says, "Doctor, you've got⁶ to help me. Nobody⁷ ever⁴ listens to me. No one ever pays⁸ any attention⁹ to what I have to say.
The doctor says, "Next, please."

1 patient   

n.病人；adj.有耐心的，能容忍的

参考例句：

• The doctor told the patient that he was in good way.大夫对病人说，他的病情已在好转。
• We must be patient with children.我们对孩子要耐心。

2 pain   

n.痛苦，疼，痛，劳苦，努力；vt.使痛苦；vi.作痛

参考例句：

• Bad teeth often cause pain. 坏牙常引起疼痛。
• The patient cried with pain. 那病人痛苦地哭喊。

3 whenever   

adv.无论何时；conj.每当，无论何时，随时

参考例句：

• I'll go there whenever I have time.我多会儿有空就去。
• Whenever we meet him we speak to him.每次我们见到他，我们都和他讲话。

4 ever   

adv.曾经；永远；不断地；在任何时候；究竟

参考例句：

• Have you ever been to hangzhou?你曾经去过杭州吗？
• I will be young and strong and beautiful for ever.我将永远年轻、强壮，永远漂亮。

5 mug   

n.大杯(有柄的)

参考例句：

• What colour is the mug?这个杯子是什么颜色的？
• Place one tea bag in your favorite mug.把茶叶袋子放在你喜欢的杯子里。

6 got   

v.(get的过去式)得到，猜到，明白

参考例句：

• I just got some bad news.我刚得到一些坏消息。
• I have got far too much work to do.我要做的事太多了。

7 nobody   

pron.无人，没有任何人

参考例句：

• Nobody is in the house.没有人在房子里。
• Nobody knows where she lives.没有人知道她住哪里。

8 pays   

v.付给( pay的第三人称单数 )；付款；有利可图；（对…）有利

参考例句：

• The school pays for heating and the maintenance of the buildings. 学校负担这些大楼的供热和维修费用。
• Death pays all debts and all thoughts are dashed. 一死百了，万念俱灰。 来自《现代汉英综合大词典》

9 attention   

n.注意，注意力，关心，关注

参考例句：

• I hope you will give attention to this problem.希望你对此给予关注。
• Pay attention to your spelling.请注意拼写。