英语笑话：Only in the States 只有在美国

Only in the States

Only in the States can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only Americans order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a Diet Coke.
Only in the U.S.A. do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Notes:

1. Only in the States can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
只有在美国，披萨到你家的速度比救护车快。

这是一个倒装句，因为要强调Only in the States。所以将其移至句首，其句型为：Only +介词短语十助动词+主语······下面第三句也是强调用法的倒装句。

2. Only Americans order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a Diet Coke.
只有美国人会点双屋干酪汉堡、大份薯条和低卡可乐。

点低卡可乐表示有心减肥，但是却点了两种超级高热量的食物，矛盾的美国人！

3. Only in the U.S.A. do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
只有在美国才配有盲文的汽车道提款机。

这是供开车者使用的提款机，盲人会开车吗？