《绝望的主妇》精讲91

加比：睁开眼睛看清楚吧！这不是什么和鲍勃的高尔夫之行，这是赤裸裸的勾引。

卡洛斯：真的假的？好极了，我正打算这周末变成基佬呢。

Gaby: Hey, hon. We have to take the girls shoe shopping this weekend. What's better for you, Saturday or Sunday?

Carlos: Neither. I'm going to Rancho Pines for the weekend.

Gaby: Or you're gonna play golf? This sounds like fun.

Carlos: Yeah. Bob invited me.

Gaby: Bob? You're going with Bob?

Carlos: Uh-huh. He got us a suite¹ at the lodge².

Gaby: Oh. So this is a-a sleepover?

Carlos: Well, it's a 6:00 A.M. tee time. Bob says that'll be a lot easier.

Gaby: I bet he did. But why not get your own room?

Carlos: Bob says he got the last one available.

Gaby: Wow, you're just trusting Bob left and right, aren't ya?

Carlos: What do you mean?

Gaby: I'm just surprised, that's all. One week, we hate the gays. The next week, we let them watch us shower. It's kinda kooky, don't you think?

Carlos: What the hell are you talking about?

Gaby: Oh, open your eyes!This trip is not about golf for Bob. It is about... seduction!

Carlos: Really? That's great, 'cause I was actually planning on turning gay this weekend.

Gaby: Don't joke like that. Can't you tell I'm upset?

Carlos: I can, but I don't know why. Even if Bob wanted to seduce³ me, which I doubt, do you really think I'd go along with it?

Gaby: Well, no.

Carlos: Then why does this bother you so much?

Gaby: I don't know! It just does!

Carlos: Fine. I won't go.

Gaby: Really?Oh. Thank you.

Carlos: I certainly wouldn't want to do anything that makes you think I'm gay.

Gaby: In that case, ditch the moisturizer.

加比：嘿，亲爱的，我们这周末得带女儿们去买鞋。哪天更合适，周六还是周日？

卡洛斯：都不行，我这周末要去牧松场[南加州高尔夫胜地]。

加比：你要去打高尔夫，听起来挺有意思。

卡洛斯：是啊，鲍勃邀请了我。

加比：鲍勃，你要跟鲍勃一起去？

卡洛斯：他在酒店定了个套房。

加比：还要过夜吗？

卡洛斯：开球时间是早上六点，鲍勃说那样方便些。

加比：我肯定他会这么说，那你干嘛不睡你自己的房间？

卡洛斯：鲍勃说他只订到最后一间。

加比：你对鲍勃还真是深信不疑啊，是不？

卡洛斯：你什么意思？

加比：我只是有点意外，就这样，上星期咱俩还都很讨厌基佬的，这星期咱就让他们看我们洗澡，感觉有点诡异，你不觉得吗？

卡洛斯：你到底在说什么？

加比：睁开眼睛看清楚吧！这不是什么和鲍勃的高尔夫之行，这是赤裸裸的勾引。

卡洛斯：真的假的？好极了，我正打算这周末变成基佬呢。

加比：别开这种玩笑，你不能跟他说我不舒服吗？

卡洛斯：我是可以，但我不知道为什么啊？即便鲍勃想要勾引我，虽然这点我表示怀疑，你该不会真以为我会被他勾了去吧？

加比：当然不。

卡洛斯：那你干嘛这么不爽？

加比：我不知道，就是很不爽。

卡洛斯：好吧，我不去了。

加比：真的吗？谢谢你。

卡洛斯：我可不想做什么让你觉得我是基佬的事情。

加比：那样的话，把润肤霜丢掉吧！

1 suite   

n.一套(家具)；套房；随从人员

参考例句：

• She has a suite of rooms in the hotel.她在那家旅馆有一套房间。
• That is a nice suite of furniture.那套家具很不错。

2 lodge   

v.临时住宿，寄宿，寄存，容纳；n.传达室，小旅馆

参考例句：

• Is there anywhere that I can lodge in the village tonight?村里有我今晚过夜的地方吗？
• I shall lodge at the inn for two nights.我要在这家小店住两个晚上。

3 seduce   

vt.勾引，诱奸，诱惑，引诱

参考例句：

• She has set out to seduce Stephen.她已经开始勾引斯蒂芬了。
• Clever advertising would seduce more people into smoking.巧妙策划的广告会引诱更多的人吸烟。