趣味英语第237期:如何让名人在推特上关注我

Ruman Hassan wants to know:

鲁曼·哈桑想知道：

"How do I get a famous person to follow me on Twitter?"

“如何让名人在推特上关注我？”

I don't know. I don't Twitter.

我不知道。我不玩推特。

If you become a famous person, he will follow you.

如果你成为名人，他们就会关注你。

If you follow them, then they'll follow you back, depending on which famous person it is.

如果你关注他们，那他们就会回关你，这取决于你说的是哪个名人。

You have to find them in person and just ask them.

你要亲自去找他们，让他们关注你。

Tag¹ them in funny things or in a photo of something funny.

在有趣的东西或幽默照片上打上他们的标签。

The best way is when they tweet something try to reply with something funny or unique.

最好的方法是，在他们发推时，试着进行有趣或独特的回复。

You'd have to start doing things that would get him or her attention. Write them poetry. I like poetry.

你必须开始做些吸引他或她注意的事情。给他们写首诗。我喜欢诗歌。

You say super nice things about them and all of their stuff² and, hopefully, they don't block you. Just don't be too creepy about it.

恭维他们，对他们的所有事情都进行称赞，希望他们不会屏蔽你。不要令人生厌。

Never give up. Give them a shout out. Tag them in a lot of your tweets. Make sure that they know you exist.

永不放弃。给他们留言。在你的许多推文中都打上他们的标签。确保他们知道你的存在。

Spam a picture or a message over and over again. To get you stop annoying them, they'll have to follow you.

不断发送图片或信息。为了让你不再烦他们，他们不得不关注你。

As annoying as it is, you just have to spam them. Constantly³ get in their business. "Hey! Hey! Hey! One Direction, follow me! Hey! Hey! Hey! One Direction, follow me!" And eventually they'll get so annoyed⁴ that they'll either follow you or block you. But it's the risk you gotta take.

虽然很烦人，但你要发送垃圾信息。不断介入他们的生活。“嘿！嘿！嘿！单向乐队，关注我！嘿！嘿！嘿！单向乐队，关注我！”最终他们会不胜其烦，他们要么会关注你，要么会屏蔽你。但这是你要承担的风险。

1 tag   

n.标签，附属物，名称，谚语；vt.附以签条，尾随，添饰，指责，连接；vi.紧随，尾随

参考例句：

• Please tag your baggage.请在你的行李上贴上标签了。
• The clerk attached a price tag to each article.店员给每一件商品系上标价签。

2 stuff   

n.原料，材料，东西；vt.填满；吃饱

参考例句：

• We could supply you with the stuff in the raw tomorrow.明天我们可以供应你原材料。
• He is not the stuff.他不是这个材料。

3 constantly   

adv.不变地，不断地，时常地

参考例句：

• The two countries have been warring constantly for years.这两国多年来一直交战。
• We should constantly urge ourselves on to study hard.我们要经常鞭策自己努力学习。

4 annoyed   

adj.烦恼的，恼怒的，生气的，恼火的

参考例句：

• I imagine she was pretty annoyed when she found out.我想她发现此事后一定很生气。
• He was annoyed with complaints made from outside.他因外界的种种怨言而感到烦恼。