生活大爆炸第八季 第40期:袋鼠宝宝

 That sounds so great. But I have a little more studying to do. 听上去很棒，但我还有些东西要学。

Can you believe this nerd? 你瞧瞧这书呆子。

Come on, do you want to sit here being a loser, or do you want to watch me climb into an Australian man's G-string like a baby kangaroo? 来吧，你想跟个屌丝似的坐在这儿，还是想看我像袋鼠宝宝一样勇攀澳洲猛男的丁字裤“高峰”？

All right, guys, look, I would love to go out, but I've got to get this done, okay? 好吧好吧，姐妹们。我真的很想跟你们出去，但我必须把这些东西弄完，明白么？

So have fun at the club. And if you get in trouble, find a policeman. 所以祝你们在酒吧里玩的开心。如果遇上麻烦了，找警察。

And if he's taking off his pants, he is not a real policeman. 不过如果他开始脱裤子了，他不是真正的警察。

Okay, okay, this is obviously¹ very important to her. Let's just, we'll help her study so she can get done quicker. 好吧，好吧。这东西显然对她很重要。让我们帮她一把，这样她就能早点解放了。

Here...here, I'm gonna quiz you. I'm gonna quiz you. 来来来... 我来考考你。我来考考你。

I got your notes! I got your notes! I got your notes! If you want these, they're gonna be at the strip² club! 你的笔记在我手上了！在我手上！我手上！想拿到它们，就到脱衣舞酒吧来吧！

Aren't you gonna chase³ her? 你不去追她吗？

To the walk-in closet? Sure. 追到衣帽间里？当然。

Okay, so we agree, whenever someone takes us off topic they get their arm hair yanked off. 那么我们达成共识，只要有人转移话题，他的手臂就得被拔个精光。

And I really can't let that happen or the girl who does my eyebrows⁴ will think I've been cheating on her. 我可不能让那事发生，不然帮我做眼睫毛的女孩就会觉得我对她不忠。

All right, now, one benefit of quantum coupling...-Wait, no, question: who decides if someone's gone off topic? 那么现在开始。量子耦合的好处是...-等等，不。我有问题：谁来决定某人是否脱离话题了？

I think it'll be pretty clear. If not, we'll take a vote. Oh, and also...-Ow! 那应该会很明显吧，不然我们就投票决定。噢，而且...-嗷！

 

1 obviously   

adv.显然；明白地

参考例句：

• Obviously they were putting him to a severe test.显然他们是在给他以严峻的考验。
• Obviously he was lying.显然他是在撒谎。

2 strip   

n.长条，条状；连环漫画；n.脱衣舞；vt.脱衣，剥夺；挤干(牛奶)；vt.拆卸；去除(烟叶的茎)；vi.脱衣，表演脱衣舞；剥落

参考例句：

• I need one more strip of cloth to finish this decoration.我还要一根布条来完成这个装饰品。
• We had to strip the old paint from the doors.我们只好把门上的旧漆刮掉。

3 chase   

vt.追逐，追赶，追求；n.追赶

参考例句：

• The police grabbed the robbers after a long chase.警察经过长距离追赶后逮住了抢劫犯。
• Would you chase me if I did?如果我逃开了，你会来追吗？

4 eyebrows   

眉毛( eyebrow的名词复数 )

参考例句：

• Eyebrows stop sweat from coming down into the eyes. 眉毛挡住汗水使其不能流进眼睛。
• His eyebrows project noticeably. 他的眉毛特别突出。