生活大爆炸第八季 第166期:妈在这

 Great news! Your bag was returned. 好消息！你们的行李还回来了。

Oh, thank God! It's okay, she's here! Ma's here. 感谢老天爷！好了，她在！妈在这。

Okay, thank you so much. 非常感谢你。

Ma? I'm sorry I didn't take you to the airport. 妈？对不起，我没有送你去机场。

I just want you to know that I'll never forgive myself for being so selfish¹. And I promise to keep you close for the rest of my life. 希望你能知道，我永远都不会原谅自己的自私行为。我保证有生之年都会把你留在身边。

Oh, no. That thing's gonna end up in my bedroom. 亲娘啊，这玩意要被摆到卧室了。

That's it! We're done with the questions. 没有了！问题都答完了。

All that's left to do is stare into each other's eyes for four minutes without talking. 只剩下彼此凝视四分钟不许说话。

Okay. Wait, hang on! Bladder check. We're good to go. 好。等一下！膀胱检查。可以开始了。

You ready? -Yes. 准备？-好。

And begin. 现在开始。

This is kind of creepy. 这样有点怪啊。

We're not supposed to talk during this part. - Sorry. 这段期间我们不应该说话。-对不起。

This is kind of creepy. 这样有点怪啊。

Do you want to stop? I know you have trouble with eye contact. 想停吗？我知道你不喜欢目光交流。

Well, you have a brown fleck² in your right iris³ that looks like a Formula⁴ One race car. 你右眼虹膜上有个棕色小斑点，像一辆一级方程式赛车。

So...I'm just concentrating⁵ on that. Plus, it's easier around people that I'm comfortable with. 所以... 我就盯着它看好了。而且和处着舒服的人在一起已经简单很多了。

Aw, sweetie, I'm comfortable around you, too. 亲爱的，和你相处也很舒服。

Of course you are, I'm warm and soothing⁶. I'm like a human bowl of tomato soup. 当然，我是如此温暖的可人儿。简直是一碗人形番茄汤。

I meant more like a little brother. 我是说把你当弟弟一样看。

Oh. Well, I suppose I do think of you as a sister. And sometimes, a mother. 其实我真会把你当姐姐。有时候当妈妈。

It's getting creepy again. 感觉又变怪了。

 

1 selfish   

adj.自私的，利己主义的，自我中心的

参考例句：

• You must learn to share and not be so selfish.你一定要学会与他人分享，不要那么自私。
• She is a selfish person.她是一个自私自利的人。

2 fleck   

n.斑点，微粒 vt.使有斑点，使成斑驳

参考例句：

• The garlic moss has no the yellow fleck and other virus. 蒜苔无黄斑点及其它病毒。
• His coat is blue with a grey fleck.他的上衣是蓝色的，上面带有灰色的斑点。

3 iris   

n.虹膜，彩虹

参考例句：

• The opening of the iris is called the pupil.虹膜的开口处叫做瞳孔。
• This incredible human eye,complete with retina and iris,can be found in the Maldives.又是在马尔代夫，有这样一只难以置信的眼睛，连视网膜和虹膜都刻画齐全了。

4 formula   

n.公式；配方，外方；规则，一定的做法

参考例句：

• His father is acting on his formula.他的父亲总是按他的原则办事。
• Here are some applications of Taylor's formula.下面举例说明泰乐定理的应用。

5 concentrating   

v.专心于( concentrate的现在分词 )；注意；集中；聚集

参考例句：

• Many firms are concentrating on increasing their markets overseas. 许多公司正在集中精力开拓它们的海外市场。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• The audience is all concentrating with rapt attention on taking notes. 人们都在全神贯注地记笔记。 来自《现代汉英综合大词典》

6 soothing   

adj.慰藉的；使人宽心的；镇静的

参考例句：

• Put on some nice soothing music.播放一些柔和舒缓的音乐。
• His casual, relaxed manner was very soothing.他随意而放松的举动让人很快便平静下来。