生活大爆炸第八季 第174期:聪明绝顶

 I'm exceedingly smart. I graduated college at 14. While my brother was getting an STD I was getting a PhD. Penicillin¹ can't take this away. 我聪明绝顶。14岁就从大学毕业了。我的兄弟得性病时，我就已经得博士学位了。青霉素可祛不掉博士学位哦。

Being in close quarters, cleanliness is important and...my hygiene² is impeccable. 在狭小的空间里，保持清洁至关重要，而我的卫生习惯无懈可击。

In fact, animals don't trust me because I smell like nothing. Yeah...Literally³ nothing. 动物都无法信任我，因为我身上什么味都没有。真的...啥味都没有。

During the seven-month space flight, I can keep up morale⁴ with my wacky sense of humor. 在长达7个月的太空飞行中，我可以用我独特的幽默感保持士气。

Hey, Leonard...is there any peanut brittle⁵ left in that can? 莱纳德，那个罐子里还有花生糖吗？

You mean this weirdly⁶ suspicious one? 你是指这个超级可疑的罐子吗？

Yes. Open it and check. 是的，打开看看嘛。

I don't get it. There's actually peanut brittle in...Please go to Mars. 我不明白了。这里面真的有花生糖...拜托你去火星好吗。

But on a more serious note: The most important reason I want to go to Mars is that I believe, 言归正传。我想去火星的最大原因是，我坚信，

as a scientist, it's my duty to push the boundaries of human knowledge forward. 身为一位科学家，突破人类认知的极限是我的天职。

Now, I know that life on Mars will be difficult. But life here on Earth is no picnic. 我知道火星上的生活将无比艰难，但地球上的日子也不像野餐那么好玩。

Also, picnics are no picnic. Where should we go for lunch? Oh, I know, the ground. 当然，野餐本身也不好玩。我们该去哪里吃午餐？我知道，去地上吃吧。

In conclusion, thank you for considering me for this journey of a lifetime. To Mars! 总而言之，多谢你们观看我为这段千载难逢的旅行录制的申请。上火星！

Afterwards, Leonard blew his nose, and pie came out. 后来，莱纳德从他的鼻子里擤出了派呢。

 

1 penicillin   

n.青霉素，盘尼西林

参考例句：

• I should have asked him for a shot of penicillin.我应当让他给我打一针青霉素的。
• Penicillin was an extremely significant medical discovery.青霉素是极其重要的医学发现。

2 hygiene   

n.健康法，卫生学 （a.hygienic）

参考例句：

• Their course of study includes elementary hygiene and medical theory.他们的课程包括基础卫生学和医疗知识。
• He's going to give us a lecture on public hygiene.他要给我们作关于公共卫生方面的报告。

3 literally   

adv.照字面意义，逐字地；确实

参考例句：

• He translated the passage literally.他逐字逐句地翻译这段文字。
• Sometimes she would not sit down till she was literally faint.有时候，她不走到真正要昏厥了，决不肯坐下来。

4 morale   

n.道德准则，士气，斗志

参考例句：

• The morale of the enemy troops is sinking lower every day.敌军的士气日益低落。
• He tried to bolster up their morale.他尽力鼓舞他们的士气。

5 brittle   

adj.易碎的；脆弱的；冷淡的；(声音)尖利的

参考例句：

• The pond was covered in a brittle layer of ice.池塘覆盖了一层易碎的冰。
• She gave a brittle laugh.她冷淡地笑了笑。

6 weirdly   

古怪地

参考例句：

• Another special characteristic of Kweilin is its weirdly-shaped mountain grottoes. 桂林的另一特点是其形态怪异的岩洞。
• The country was weirdly transformed. 地势古怪地变了样。