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The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie
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Written by: Scott Silveri
Transcribed1 by: Eric Aasen
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[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]
Ross: Hey!
Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe: Hey!
Ross: I抦 sorry I抦 late, did I miss anything?
Phoebe: Joey stuffing 15 Oreos in his mouth. (Joey, with an obvious mouth full, nods yes.)
Ross: 15? (Joey nods again) Your personal best! (Ross takes an Oreo and Joey mumbles2, no!)
Phoebe: Where were you?
Ross: Oh, on a date. Yeah, I met this girl on the train going to a museum upstate.
(simultaneously)
Chandler: Oh, yeah! How did you meet her?
Phoebe: Oh, which museum?
Phoebe: (just Phoebe) No, answer his.
Ross: Okay, it was just me and her at the back of the train, and I sat near the door, so she抎 have to pass by me if she wanted to switch cars. She was totally at my mercy.
Chandler: Were you so late because you were burring this woman?
Ross: No, I抦 getting back down 慶ause she lives in Poughkeepsie. She seems really great, but she抯 like totally great, but she lives two and a half hours away.
Chandler: How can she be great if she抯 from Poughkeepsie? (laughs, at they all look at him) That joke would抳e killed in Albany.
Joey: Done! I did it! Heh, who抯 stupid now? (He smiles and has cookie remains4 all over his teeth.)
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[Scene: Central Perk5, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there.]
Chandler: Hey, look at this! (Holding a newspaper) They抮e lighting6 the big Christmas tree tonight.
Phoebe: Umm, that paper抯 two weeks old.
Chandler: All right, who keeps leaving old newspapers in the trash?! I really wanted to take Kathy to this, I can抰 believe I missed it.
Rachel: Hey, y択now, at least you have somebody to miss that stuff with! I hate being alone this time of year! Next thing you know it抣l be Valentine抯 Day, then my birthday, then bang!梑efore you know it, they抮e lighting that damn tree again. Ohh, I want somebody! (hearing this, Gunther moves in) Y択now, I want a man!! (Gunther leaves depressed) I mean, it doesn抰 even have to be a big relationship, y択now, just like a fling would be great.
Chandler: Really?! I didn抰 think girls ever just wanted a fling.
Rachel: Well, believe me, it抯 been a long time since I抳e been flung.
Joey: Well, I know what I抦 giving you for Christmas.
Chandler: Y択now what? There抯 some nice guys at my office, do you want me to set you up?
Rachel: Yeah! Wait a minute, it抯 been a long time that I抳e been single. How come you never offered this before?
Chandler: Well, I have a girlfriend, I抦-I抦 happy. So, I no longer feel the need to go out of my way to stop others from being happy.
Rachel: Okay! No accountants. Oh, and no one from like legal. I don抰 like guys with boring jobs.
Chandler: Oh and Ross was like what? A lion tamer?
(Monica enters)
All: Hey!
Phoebe: What抯 wrong Mon?
Monica: Ohh, everybody at the restaurant still hates me.
Phoebe: Oh.
Monica: I thought I was making headway, everyone was smiling at me all day, I get off work and I find out that they wrote this (puts on her chef hat) on my chef抯 hat. (The hat says 慟uit, bitch?
Phoebe: Hey, maybe they meant to write, 慟uiet, bitch.?
Rachel: Hey, honey! What抯 the matter? (Monica shows her, her hat.) Fine, I was just trying to be nice! Whoa!
Monica: I mean I have not been picked on this much since kindergarten and they had to bring in someone from junior high to do the see-saw with me. (Joey laughs and Monica glares at him.)
Joey: Ohhh!
Monica: I mean they抮e trying to do everything they can to make me quit, and if there were any other job, I would. But this is something I抳e been waiting for my whole life.
Rachel: Well, wait a minute, you抮e the boss! Why don抰 you just yell at them? Or, fire them?
Monica: I would love too, but I can抰! I mean I just can抰, you know that I抦 not good at confrontation7.
Chandler: Hey, you know what you can do? I remember reading about this director, I think it was Orson Wells, who at the beginning of the movie would hire somebody, just so he could fire them in front of everybody. Then they would all know, who抯 boss.
Joey: Hey, Mon! I抦 not doing anything, why don抰 you fire me?
Monica: That抯 a good idea! Wait, do you know how to waiter?
Joey: Good enough to get fired.
Monica: All right, you抮e hired!
Joey: Hey! That must be why I got fired last week! Does this Orson Wells guy direct Burger King commercials?
Chandler: (he glares at him for a while) Yes.
[Scene: Chandler抯 office, he is trying to find Rachel a date.]
Chandler: I say, Drew! Are you seeing anybody right now? (Drew looks at him) Og-ee-op, I抦 not asking for me, I抦?I mean?No, I抦-I抦 not gay, I抦 not asking you out. I抦 not-I抦 not-I抦 not gay!
Drew: I didn抰 think you were gay. I do now.
Chandler: See my friend-my friend, Rachel, she wants to be set up.
Drew: Ahh, I just got out of a big relationship, I抦 not looking for any thing serious.
Chandler: Oh, y択now what, that might be okay even if it was just kind of a fling, that might be all right with Rachel.
Mike: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Is this, hot Rachel, that you took to the Christmas party, Rachel?
Chandler: (to Drew) Oh, by the way, that is her full name.
Mike: Oh wow! I抦 free for her!
Drew: Oh, wait a second! I didn抰 say I wasn抰 free!
Mike: Hey, Chandler, why don抰 we talk this over at the Ranger8 game tomorrow?
Drew: Hold on, y択now I just got a box of Cubans, maybe I bring them by your office around uh, five?
Chandler: Oh well, that抯 uh, a little later than I uh, generally care to stay, but sure!
Mike: Maybe, before the game we could enjoy some eight year old some small batch9 Basel Hadens.
Chandler: Well, I don抰 really know what that is, but let抯!!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is working on a new song.]
Phoebe: Hey! You guys, I抦 writing a holiday song for everyone. Do you want to hear it?
Monica, Rachel, and Joey: Yes!
Phoebe: (singing) Happy Chanukah, Monica! May your Christmas be snowy, Joey! Happy New Year, Chandler and Ross. Spin the draddle, Rachel!
Rachel: Pheebs, that抯 great!
Phoebe: Oh, yay!
Rachel: But y択now umm, Rachel doesn抰 rhyme with draddle.
Phoebe: I know but it抯 so hard! Nothing rhymes with your stupid name!
Joey: What are you talking about? Lots of things rhyme with Rachel. Bagel. Mail. Jail. Bail10. Able. May-pole.
Phoebe: All good, thanks. (to Rachel) Do you maybe have a nickname have like a nickname that抯 easier to rhyme?
Monica: Didn抰 your dad used to call you Pumpkin11?
Rachel: Oh yeah!
Phoebe: Pumpkin? Yeah. But did he ever call you like, Budolph?
Chandler: (entering) Hello, children!
All: Hey!
Chandler: (to Rachel) Have I got the 50 guys for you!
Rachel: Really?!
Chandler: Oh yeah, I just showed this a picture of you and guys were throwing themselves at me! They抮e buying me drinks! They抮e giving me stuff! (to Joey) Knicks tonight?
Joey: Sure! Where are the seats?
Chandler: Wherever! I抳e got like 20!
Rachel: So, will I like any of these guys?
Chandler: Y択now what, I抦 gonna uh, play the field just a little more.
Rachel: Chandler!
Chandler: Guys are signing over their 401-K抯 to me?
Phoebe: (shocked) You work with robots!!
Chandler: (pause) Yes. (to Rachel) Okay, there抯 this one guy, Patrick, I think you抮e gonna like him, he抯 really nice, he抯 funny, he抯 a swimmer.
Rachel: Ohh, I like swimmer抯 bodies!
Chandler: Yes, and his father invented that magnetic strip on the back of credit cards.
Rachel: Op, I like credit cards!
Chandler: See, I抦 not bad at this fixing up thing, huh?
Rachel: Well, so what does he do?
Chandler: Oh, he works in the Fine Foods division.
Rachel: Your company has a fine foods division?
Chandler: It抯 a big company, I don抰梚f you桰?
Joey: Now, wait a second! You make food and robots?
Phoebe: No! No, the robots just work for them.
Monica: (getting up) All right, I抦 gonna go to work. Does anybody have a problem with that?
Joey: Yeah, lady, I do! I got a problem with that!
Monica: You want a problem? I抣l give you a problem!
Joey: Oh, what are you gonna do? You抮e gonna fire me?
Monica: You bet your ass3, I抦 gonna fire you! Thank you.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there.]
Ross: Oh, wow! I should get going. I-I got a date tonight.
Chandler: Oh yeah! With who?
Ross: You know that girl I told you about who lives up in Poughkeepsie?
Chandler: Yeah.
Ross: Not her. Yeah, this is someone else I meet, and I-I can抰 decide between the two of them. Y択now the one from Poughkeepsie, even though she抯 a two hour train ride away, is really pretty, really smart, and-and a lot of fun. But this other girl, well, she lives right uptown. Y択now she抯, well she抯-she抯 just as pretty, I guess she抯 smart, she抯 not fun.
Phoebe: If she抯 no fun, why do you want to date her at all?
Ross: Well, I-I want to give her another chance, y択now? She lives so close. And, at the end of the date, the other time, she-she said something that was梚f she was kidding was very funny. On the other hand, if she wasn抰 kidding, she抯 not fun, she抯 stupid, and kind of a racist12.
Joey: (entering) Hey!
Ross: Hey!
Chandler: Hey, man!
Phoebe: Hey! Ooh, how was your first day working at the restaurant?
Joey: (checks his watch) Damn! (runs out to work)
[Scene: Allesandro抯, Monica is cooking.]
Joey: (entering from the dining room) Hey.
Monica: Hey.
Joey: Hey, what happened to your fancy chef抯 jacket? (sees there抯 a burn spot on it)
Monica: They baked it. I can抰 take this anymore. I抦 gonna call a meeting tonight, I抦 gonna fire you tonight.
Joey: You got it! Oh-oh! (He starts patting the burned spot, which just happens to be over her breast.)
Monica: What are you doing?!
Joey: It抯 still a tiny bit on fire there.
Monica: Thanks. (Joey抯 still patting the burn spot) I think you got it!
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is there.]
Rachel: (entering) Chandler!! You have the best taste in men!
Chandler: Well, like father, like son.
Rachel: Patrick and I had such a great time last night! I mean I think this could maybe turn into something serious.
Chandler: Really?! I-I thought you weren抰 looking for something serious? I thought you were looking for some kind of a fling.
Rachel: Well, y'know, possibly. (pause) You didn抰 tell him that, though? Right?
Chandler: Ummmmmmmm, no.
Rachel: You told this guy that I was looking for a fling?! You don抰 tell the guy that!
Chandler: Why not?! I抎 be thrilled if I heard that some hot girl was just looking to get梠h I see.
Rachel: Oh, between you telling him that I wanted to have a fling and me putting out on the first date梠h, he抯 so gonna get the wrong idea.
[Scene: Allesandro抯, Joey is eating some cheese.]
Monica: Hey, Joey, could you pass the cheese?
Joey: Yeah. Listen uh, I抎 prefer it if you didn抰 call me Joey. Since I don抰 know anyone here, I thought it抎 be cool to try out a cool work nickname.
A Waiter: (entering) Hey, dragon! Here抯 your tips from Monday and Tuesday. (hands him two envelopes)
Joey: (opening an envelope) There抯 like-there抯 like 300 bucks13 in this one!
The Waiter: Yeah, people get pretty generous around the holidays. And it never hurts to wear tight trousers.
Monica: Okay. Could the waiters gather around to hear tonight抯 specials? Okay, first there is a Chilean Sea Bass14 prepared with a Mango relish15 on a bag梂hy is nobody writing these down?
The Waiter: Because we can remember them.
Monica: Because your all gonna make up fake specials and make me cook them like you did the other night?
The Waiter: Well, sure, that too.
Monica: Okay, forget the specials for a minute. Umm, all right here抯 the thing, for the last two weeks I have umm, (quietly) tried really hard to create a positive atmosphere?
The Waiter: Can抰 hear you!
Monica: (louder) A positive atmosphere! But I-I-I have had it up to here. (She holds her hand over her head as an afterthought.) From now on, it is gonna be my way, or the highway! All right? Does anybody have a problem with that?!! (Joey looks at the money he抯 holding, and doesn抰 speak up.) Hey new guy! I said, does anybody have a problem with that?!
Joey: No ma抋m.
The Waiter: Hey! He has a name, it抯 Dragon. Do you wanna know your name? Check your hat. (to another waiter) We did the hat right? (The other waiter nods yes.)
Commercial Break
[Scene: Allesandro抯, continued from earlier. The other waiters are gone and Monica is confronting Joey about his not speaking up.]
Monica: What the hell happened?!
Joey: I am so-so-so sorry. I was gonna do it! Really! But I was standing16 there with 327 dollars in one hand and 238 dollars in the other hand, and I was thinking, "Wow! It抯 been a long time since I had?(tries to do the math in his head, but can抰) 327 + 238 dollars!"
Monica: Joey, we had a deal. That-that抯 why you抮e here! I抳e got to fire you!
Joey: And I gotta pay rent! Look, how-how about this? You don抰 fire me, instead I stay here, I gain their trust, and they抣l start listening to all the nice things I抳e been saying about you.
Monica: What kinda things have you been saying?
Joey: Well nothing yet, they really hate you and I want to fit in.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch.]
Phoebe: (singing) Happy, happy Chanukah, Chandler and Monica. Very merry?
Chandler: (interrupting) Oh, y択now, y択now what Pheebs?
Phoebe: What?
Chandler: I抦 not Jewish, so?
Phoebe: So! Ross doesn抰 really decorate his tree with floss, but you don抰 hear him complaining do you? God! (Phoebe hits her guitar which wakes up Ross with a start.)
Chandler: Bad dream?
Ross: I wasn抰 sleeping.
Chandler: Oh yeah, then uh, what was Phoebe抯 song about?
Ross: The one with the cat. I gotta go, I抳e got another date.
Phoebe: So, did you pick one yet?
Ross: No, it turns out that the one from uptown was making a joke. But it was a different joke than I thought梚t wasn抰 that funny. So I抦 still torn.
Phoebe: Well look, you don抰 really like the one from uptown and you抮e too exhausted17 from dating the one up in Poughkeepsie, so I say you just end them both. Okay? You take a train up to Poughkeepsie and break up with her, and on your way back you break up with uptown. And then by the time you get home tonight, you抮e done!
Ross: Y択now, you抮e right. Thank you.
Phoebe: Umm, well I had a similar problem when I lived in Prague.
Chandler: Prague?
Phoebe: There抯 sooo much you don抰 know.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters. Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands. He turns around, shocked.]
Rachel: Chandler! Patrick just uh, ended things with me. Did you or did you not tell him that I was looking for a serious relationship?
Chandler: I did! I absolutely did!
Rachel: You idiot!!
Chandler: I抦 sure you抮e right, but why?
Rachel: You don抰 tell a guy that you抮e looking for a serious relationship! You don抰 tell the guy that! Now you scared him away!
Chandler: Oh, man. I抦 sorry, I抦 so-so sorry.
Rachel: Y択now, you should never be allowed to talk to people!
Chandler: I know! I know!
Rachel: Oh! See just I抦 right back where I started! Aww, this sucks! Being alone, sucks! (She sits down heavily in one of the new chairs)
Chandler: Well, y択now, you抮e-you抮e gonna meet somebody! You抮e a great catch! Y択now when I was telling all those guys about you, I didn抰 have to lie once. (He sits down on the arm of her chair)
Rachel: Really?
Chandler: Yeah! You graduated Magma Ku Laude, right?
Rachel: No.
Chandler: Oh, it doesn抰 matter. (Kisses her on the top of her head.) Hey, y択now what, I抳e got two tickets to tonight抯 Rangers18 game, you wanna come with me?
Rachel: Cute guys in little shorts? Sure.
Chandler: Well, actually it抯 a hockey team, so it抯 angry Canadians with no teeth.
Rachel: Well that sounds fun too. (They hug.)
(pause)
Chandler: Have you ever been with a woman?
Rachel: What?! Chandler, what is the matter with you?!
Chandler: So there is no good time to ask that question.
[Scene: A train to Poughkeepsie, Ross is asleep against the window.]
The Conductor: The next station is Poughkeepsie. Poughkeepsie!
The Woman From Poughkeepsie: (outside Ross抯 window) Ross? Ross! (she knocks on the window) Wake up! Ross! (the train starts moving) Ross! Ross!! Ross!!! Ross!!!!
[Scene: Allesandro抯, Monica is cooking.]
Monica: I need more swordfish. (to one of the assistant chefs) Can you get me some more swordfish?
Kitchen Worker: I don抰 speak English.
Monica: You did a minute ago!
Kitchen Worker: Well, I don抰 know what to tell ya!
Monica: Fine!
(She goes into the freezer to get it herself, and leaves the door open. The waiter from earlier comes by and closes the door.)
Monica: Okay! Very funny! Somebody let me out please?! Come on, I抦 cold! (She spills something.) And covered in marinara sauce! Come on! Let me out! (the door opens)
The Waiter: You found that handle, did ya?
Monica: That抯 not funny.
The Waiter: Well that抯 not true.
Monica: (starting to cry) I抦 a good person. And I抦 a good chef, and I don抰 deserve to have marinara sauce all over me! Y択now what, if you want me to quit this bad, then all you have to do is?
Joey: (interrupting) Hey! Chef Geller! Y択now that little speech you made the other day? Well I got a problem with it!
Monica: You do?
Joey: You bet I do! I just ah, wasn抰 listening then, that抯 all.
Monica: Well if you want a problem? I抣l give you a problem!
Joey: What are you gonna do? You抮e gonna fire me?
Monica: You bet your ass I抦 gonna fire you! Get out of my kitchen! Get out!! (Joey leaves) All right! Anybody else got a problem? How 慴out you Chuckles19? You think this is funny now?
The Waiter: No.
Monica: How about if I dance around all covered in sauce? Huh? You think it抯 funny now?
The Waiter: No, it抯 really good.
Monica: Good! Now, take those salads to table 4, (to the kitchen worker from earlier) And you! Get the swordfish! (to another assistant chef) And you! Get a haircut!
[Scene: The train, it抯 pulling into a station.]
The Conductor: Last stop, Montreal. This stop is Montreal.
Ross: (waking up) What? (notices that there is now a beautiful woman sitting next to him)
Woman On Train: I made a bet with myself that you have beautiful eyes. Now that I see them, I win.
Ross: What?
Woman On Train: We抮e at my stop. But would you like to have coffee?
Ross: (now fully20 awake) Are we really in Montreal?!
Woman On Train: Yes we are. So, coffee?
Ross: Coffee sounds great. (They get up) Wait, so, so you live in Montreal?
Woman On Train: Oh, no. But it抯 just a two hour ferry ride to Nova Scotia.
[Scene: Allesandro抯, Joey is coming back in with his coat on.]
Joey: Well I guess I should抳e thought about my wife and kids before I talked back to chef Geller!
Monica: Thanks.
Joey: Yep! Looks like it抯 gonna be a leeeeean Christmas at the Dragon house this year.
Monica: Enough!
Joey: (leaving) Lean-lean-lean!
Closing Credits
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is singing her holiday song.]
Phoebe: (singing) "Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap.
Asked him to bring my friends all kind of crap.
Said all you need is to write them a song.
They haven't heard it, so don't try and sing along.
No, don't sing along.
Monica, Moncia, have a happy Chanukah.
Saw Santa Clause, he said hello to Ross.
And plese tell Joey, Christmas will be snowy!
And Rachel and Chandler, have err-umm-glander!!"
Happy holidays, everybody!
End
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