【电影预告片填空】色衰应招男

I have a very funny story to tell you.

I was at my dermatologist¹ today and she was with her girlfriend and _______________1_______________.

This came out of nowhere? 

Out of nowhere!

And she asked me "Do I know anybody?"

I said: "Yeah, but it'll cost you a thousand bucks²."

I was thinking of you. 

Me?

I mean, you need the money and I'm closing shop.

I am not a beautiful man.

Is Mick Jagger a beautiful man?

You're an experienced lover, why shouldn't you get paid for it?

Of course, I saw myself getting a small fee.

____________2___________.

I'll be Dan Bungle³.

It's nice to meet you, Dan.

Maybe I should try your guy out first, alone.

Just me and him. You do this often?

No, I mean.

So, this is kind of a part time thing? 

You could say that.

She tipped you?!

____________3____________.

We have another customer, maybe more.

How about word of mouth?

God bless you, girls.

Is he tall? 

Yeah.

I really think that I should try him.

I like it rough. Sometimes, I even like to be the man, to strap⁴ on my god.

Is he Jewish? 

Jewish...Yeah, yeah.

So this is what you do. You bring magic to the lonely.

That's one way to put it. 

He's shy, so why handle the...

He's shy? He doesn't look shy.

You are flirting⁵ with me. 

No.

Yes.

Everybody needs contact.

They need love, they need affection.

You do remember that a threesome is two thousand bucks?

These are vulnerable people. 

Think of it as a performance.

They want you to play-act anyhow.

Let's do the menage.

Call Bungle. 

Dan Bungle.

She's so soft, like a stuffed animal.

Very nice stage work, let me tell you.

Have you ever done it, menage a trois?

1977, during the blackout.

Nobody could see anything, but that was still very pleasant.

1 dermatologist   

n.皮肤科医师

参考例句：

• I think you should see a dermatologist first.我想你应当先看皮肤科大夫。
• The general practitioner referred her patient to a dermatologist.家庭医生把她的病人交给了皮肤科医生。

2 bucks   

n.雄鹿( buck的名词复数 )；钱；（英国十九世纪初的）花花公子；（用于某些表达方式）责任v.（马等）猛然弓背跃起( buck的第三人称单数 )；抵制；猛然震荡；马等尥起后蹄跳跃

参考例句：

• They cost ten bucks. 这些值十元钱。
• They are hunting for bucks. 他们正在猎雄兔。 来自《简明英汉词典》

3 bungle   

v.搞糟；n.拙劣的工作

参考例句：

• If you bungle a job,you must do it again!要是你把这件事搞糟了，你得重做！
• That last stupid bungle of his is the end.他那最后一次愚蠢的错误使我再也无法容忍了。

4 strap   

n.皮带，带子；v.用带扣住，束牢；用绷带包扎

参考例句：

• She held onto a strap to steady herself.她抓住拉手吊带以便站稳。
• The nurse will strap up your wound.护士会绑扎你的伤口。

5 flirting   

v.调情，打情骂俏( flirt的现在分词 )

参考例句：

• Don't take her too seriously; she's only flirting with you. 别把她太当真，她只不过是在和你调情罢了。 来自《现代汉英综合大词典》
• 'she's always flirting with that new fellow Tseng!" “她还同新来厂里那个姓曾的吊膀子！ 来自子夜部分