【电影预告片填空】魔法教师

By the power invested in me by the intergalactic council, I hereby pronouncing a destruction order on the planet Earth.

- The usual test. 

- One earthling will be picked up random¹ to prove he can use absolute power for good...

But if he uses it for evil, ____1______.

Suppose there was one thing you could do that would change your life for the better.

Oh, that's easy, I would be able to see Catherine from downstairs.

I can make things happen. Clothes, get dressed on me.

All I have to do is wave my hand.

- Denis, be able to speak. - Biscuits!

- What? - Biscuits! Please, please, please!

Nothing else matters! Come to think of it, I wouldn't mind shagging your leg right now.

I could solve every problem in the world.

- Have you thought this thing through? 

- Dog mess, ______2______.

It's clear he has no idea of doing any good whatsoever².

Let me have a really great body.

And a really big...

Not that big! Obviously!

I was being selfish. I could have made people happy!

Let everyone who died be alive again!

Not everyone who's died ever! Are you crazy?!

Me be president of the United States.

Oh, my God!

Here are the _____3_______ for Syria, the deficit³, Israel and the Middle East,

The bell! The bell!

Just pretend to be a dumb animal again.

I love you, Neil.

- Shut up, Dennis! - Shag her, Neil!

Give me the body of a great man.

What the...

1 random   

adj.随机的；任意的；n.偶然的(或随便的)行动

参考例句：

• The list is arranged in a random order.名单排列不分先后。
• On random inspection the meat was found to be bad.经抽查，发现肉变质了。

2 whatsoever   

adv.（用于否定句中以加强语气）任何；pron.无论什么

参考例句：

• There's no reason whatsoever to turn down this suggestion.没有任何理由拒绝这个建议。
• All things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you,do ye even so to them.你想别人对你怎样，你就怎样对人。

3 deficit   

n.亏空，亏损；赤字，逆差

参考例句：

• The directors have reported a deficit of 2.5 million dollars.董事们报告赤字为250万美元。
• We have a great deficit this year.我们今年有很大亏损。