咱们裸熊 第19期:帅气的小混混

 　　I have no choice but to issue you an incomplete.

　　我别无选择，只能给你一个不及格。

　　I thought you were more mature than this. Please take your seat.

　　我没想到你会这么幼稚。请回你座位上去吧。

　　Wait!

　　等等！

　　Your honor, please, we have a confession¹ to make.

　　老师大人，拜托，我们有事情要坦白。

　　We are not actually the handsome rapscallions you see before you. We are, in fact...Bear...bea...bears.

　　实际上，我们并不是那些外表看起来很帅气的小混混。我们，是... 熊...熊熊熊。

　　We're Chloe's friends. And we...excuse me...are also...sorry...The ones who wrote that report.

　　我们是克洛伊的朋友。我们 ...请原谅... 很抱歉...是我们写的这个报告。

　　She really did do research.

　　她的确做了很多研究。

　　We just wanted to make it more exciting. I'm really sorry.

　　我们只是想让它更精彩一点儿。我真得很抱歉。

　　I'm sorry, too. We were such fools.

　　我也是。我们太傻了。

　　Ice bear feels shame.

　　北极熊觉得好羞愧。

　　Pardon me. Um, now that you guys are up there, would you mind telling me whether it's true that bears have horrible dental hygiene²?

　　打搅一下。额，既然你们都上台来了，介意告诉我你们熊熊的口腔卫生是不是真的很差吗？

　　I also wanted to know...is there an evolutionary³ benefit for bears having such big behinds?

　　同时我还想知道 ...熊熊的大屁屁在对其进化有什么益处呢？

　　Are bears dogs?

　　熊熊是狗吗？

　　Um, those are some very nice, uh, revealing questions you got there. Uh, i don't know if we...

　　你们提的这些问题都非常地发人深省。我不知道是否可以...

　　All right, let's do this.

　　好吧，那就来吧。

　　One, we are not dogs, "b," our butts⁴ look awesome⁵; And "c," my dentist says my teeth are getting better.

　　第一，我们不是狗；第二，我们的屁屁看起来非常销魂第三，我的牙医说我的牙越来越好。

　　Keep those questions coming. We're answering all of them!

　　有什么问题尽管问。我们知无不言！

　　Good job in there.

　　你干得真是棒极了。

　　Yeah, that was great.

　　是啊，真不错啊。

　　Hey, Chloe, we're gonna watch this new TV show back at our place.

　　嘿，克洛伊，我们打算回家去看那个新的电视剧。

　　You want to come?

　　你来吗？

　　I don't know, you guys. I have another test to study for.

　　我不知道啊，伙伴们。我还有一门考试要准备。

　　Aw. Oh.

　　噢。

　　Oh, all right, then.

　　噢，好吧。

　　Yay!

　　耶！

　　Also, bring more gummies!

　　记得多带点软糖！

　　Ice bear will share his secrets...About other bears mostly.

　　北极熊会和大家分享一下其他熊熊的小秘密。

　　Wah-wah wah-wah-wah wah-wah wah-wah-wah wah-wah-wah!

　　哇哇，哇哇哇，哇哇，哇哇哇，哇哇哇！

1 confession   

n.自白，供认，承认

参考例句：

• Her confession was simply tantamount to a casual explanation.她的自白简直等于一篇即席说明。
• The police used torture to extort a confession from him.警察对他用刑逼供。

2 hygiene   

n.健康法，卫生学 （a.hygienic）

参考例句：

• Their course of study includes elementary hygiene and medical theory.他们的课程包括基础卫生学和医疗知识。
• He's going to give us a lecture on public hygiene.他要给我们作关于公共卫生方面的报告。

3 evolutionary   

adj.进化的；演化的，演变的；[生]进化论的

参考例句：

• Life has its own evolutionary process.生命有其自身的进化过程。
• These are fascinating questions to be resolved by the evolutionary studies of plants.这些十分吸引人的问题将在研究植物进化过程中得以解决。

4 butts   

笑柄( butt的名词复数 )； （武器或工具的）粗大的一端； 屁股； 烟蒂

参考例句：

• The Nazis worked them over with gun butts. 纳粹分子用枪托毒打他们。
• The house butts to a cemetery. 这所房子和墓地相连。

5 awesome   

adj.令人惊叹的，难得吓人的，很好的

参考例句：

• The church in Ireland has always exercised an awesome power.爱尔兰的教堂一直掌握着令人敬畏的权力。
• That new white convertible is totally awesome.那辆新的白色折篷汽车简直棒极了.