How to Reject 如何巧妙拒绝他？-6

HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE : Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.

HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female¹ impersonator.

HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE : If I could see you naked², I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.

HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter. HE : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually, I'd rather have the money.

1 female   

adj.雌的，女(性)的；n.雌性的动物，女子

参考例句：

• We only employ female workers.我们只雇用女工。
• The animal in the picture was a female elephant.照片上的动物是头母象。

2 naked   

adj.裸露的；赤裸裸的，无遮蔽的

参考例句：

• To the east of our school,there's a naked hillside.我们学校东边有片光秃秃的山坡。
• The children stripped off their clothes and swam naked in the river.孩子们脱得光溜溜的在河里游泳。