幽默笑话:守护天使

 　　幽默笑话:守护天使

　　A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice:

　　有一名男子正走在街上的时候听到一个声音：

　　"Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."

　　“停！站住不要动瞅口果你再走一步，就会有一个砖块掉到你的头上砸死你。”

　　The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.

　　这名男子停住了，一个大砖块就掉在他的面前。

　　The man was astonished.

　　这名男子非常惊讶。

　　He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road.

　　他继续向前走：不久后，他要穿越马路。

　　Once again the voice shouted；

　　那个声音再次叫说：

　　Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will over you and you will die."

　　“停！站住不要动，如果你再走一步，就会有一辆汽车辗过你，你就会死掉。”

　　The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.

　　这名男子因为曾被指示过，所以就照着做，此时正好有一辆汽车左摇右晃地冲过转角处，差一点撞上他。

　　"Where are you?” the man asked," Who are you? "

　　这名男子问说：“你在哪里？你是谁？”

　　"I am your guardian¹ angle," the voice answered.

　　这个声音回答说：“我是你的守护天使。…”

　　"Oh yeah?" the man asked." And where the hell were you when I got married?"

　　这名男子问说：“喔，是吗？那我结婚的时候：你死到哪里去了？”

1 guardian   

n.监护人；守卫者，保护者

参考例句：

• The form must be signed by the child's parents or guardian. 这张表格须由孩子的家长或监护人签字。
• The press is a guardian of the public weal. 报刊是公共福利的卫护者。