亲爱的，我们已经结婚50年了

 A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years."

"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."

"I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked¹ as jaybirds fifty years ago."

"Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we get naked?" Where upon the two stripped² to the buff and sat down at the table.

"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."

"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal."

一对夫妇结婚50年了。一天早上，他们坐在餐桌前，老人对他的妻子说，“想想看，亲爱的，我们已经结婚50年了。”“是的，”她回答说，“想想看，五十年前我们就一起坐在这个早餐桌。”“我知道，”老人说，“我们赤身裸体地相对而坐了五十年前。”“嗯，”奶奶笑着，“你说什么……我们要把赤裸的？”“你知道，亲爱的，”老妇人回答说，“我的乳头很热你今天和五十年前一样。”“我不会感到惊讶，”爷爷。”一个在你的咖啡和其他在你的麦片。”

1 naked   

adj.裸露的；赤裸裸的，无遮蔽的

参考例句：

• To the east of our school,there's a naked hillside.我们学校东边有片光秃秃的山坡。
• The children stripped off their clothes and swam naked in the river.孩子们脱得光溜溜的在河里游泳。

2 stripped   

adj. 剥夺的, 拆除的 动词strip的过去式和过去分词

参考例句：

• I stripped and washed myself all over. 我脱掉衣服，把全身洗了洗。
• a stripped-down version of the song 这首歌的精简版