An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation,screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most. "When I die I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"They believed he practiced black magic and was responsiblefor missing cats and dogs, and strange sounds at all hours.
He was feared and enjoyed the respect it garnished.
He died abruptly under strange circumstances and the funeral had a closed casket. After the burial, the wifewent straight to the local bar and began to party as ifthere was no tomorrow. The gaiety of her actions werebecoming extreme while her neighbors approached in a groupto ask these questions: Are you not afraid? Concerned?
Worried? that this man who practiced black magic and statedwhen he died he would dig his way up and out of the graveto come back and haunt you for the rest of your life?
The wife put down her drink and said..."let the old fooldig. I had him buried upside down." |