BETTY:Hello?Didn't you hear me knock?
[00:16.10]NANCY:Hi Mom.I'm sorry.I'm a little preoccupied. BETTY:What's wrong?
[00:21.31]NANCY:I can't find my keys.I'm always losing them.
[00:27.31]BETTY:Do you remember what I did when you were little?
[00:29.71]NANCY:What?
[00:31.01]BETTY:In the winter,you were always losing your gloves.
[00:34.10]And so I would attach them to your sleeves with little clips.
[00:37.39]It generally worked,although sometimes you still managed to lose them.
[00:41.28]Don't ask me how.
[00:42.86]NANCY:I wish I could clip my keys to my sleeves.
[00:46.37]BETTY:Maybe you're pregnant. NANCY:Mother.
[00:48.67]BETTY:I was always very absent-minded when I was pregnant.
[00:51.55]NANCY:I was not absent-minded.I constantly craved cheeseburgers.
[00:56.04]BETTY:That's right.
[00:57.31]BETH:Cheeseburgers?Hi Grammy.i didn't know you were here today.
[01:01.49]BETTY:Well,I usually get my hair done on Wednesdays.
[01:04.46]But my stylist is on vacation this week,so I decided to visit.MARIE:How can you be tired?You just took a nap.
[01:08.45]BETTY:Come here,sweetheart.How are you? BETH:Good.
[01:11.64]BETTY:Have you decided what you want to do for your birthday?
[01:14.14]BETH:We're having a party here,then I'm going out with my friends.
[01:17.74]BETTY:That sounds terrific.
[01:19.82]BETH:Yeah.
[01:21.43]BETH:So are you staying for dinner?
[01:23.23]NANCY:Why don't you?We're planning to get take-out,if I can ever find my...
[01:27.62]BETH:Mom,why are your keys in the fruit bowl?
[01:39.10]MARIE:Where have you been?
[02:01.39]JOE:Right here.Where have you been?
[02:03.79]MARIE:Right here.By the entrance to Saks.Where we agreed to meet.
[02:07.90]JOE:We said near the entrance to Saks.On the other side.
[02:13.49]MARIE:That's not near the entrance.That's near the escalator.
[02:16.49]JOE:I was looking for you.
[02:18.38]MARIE:Yeah,yeah.You would have walked right by me if I hadn't seen you.
[02:22.66]MARIE:Here.Hold this.I want to check something.
[02:27.05]JOE:What am I,a closet?What,you buy everything but the kitchen sink...
[02:34.75]MARIE:Don't start,Joe.See?It fits.
[02:43.85]It's very nice with your eyes.Are you satisfied?
[02:48.84]MARIE:So what did you do?
[02:51.82]JOE:I went up to the drugstore and...ah,had a blood pressure test.
[02:57.91]MARIE:Blood pressure?You think you have high blood pressure?
[03:01.51]JOE:Well,I've been wondering about it.Besides,the test was free.
[03:04.99]MARIE:Why do you think you have high blood pressure?
[03:07.49]JOE:Marie.
[03:08.78]MARIE:How long have you thought this?
[03:10.75]Why do you never tell me these things?
[03:13.03]JOE:Marie.
[03:14.30]MARIE:You didn't tell me about bi-focals.
[03:16.66]You don't tell me about your blood pressure.
[03:18.94]If you wore a hat,I wouldn't know you were bald.
[03:23.33]JOE:Let's go.I'm exhausted.
[03:26.62]MARIE:How can you be tired?You just took a nap |