[00:02.12]I’m very confused, yes. Extremely confused. 我非常困扰，是的，简直无法想象
[00:02.76]Are you confused? 你感到困扰吗？
[00:06.64]Oh, my God. I... I... I get it now. 噢，我的上帝，我…我…我现在明白了
[00:10.64]And your hair is always perfectly coiffed, and you have highlights. 而且你的头发总是梳得一丝不乱 总是特立独行
[00:17.68]- What are you talking about? - I mean... - 你在说些什么？ - 我的意思是…
[00:21.84]Dude, your jeans are really tight. 伙计，你的牛仔裤也很紧
[00:25.04]I’m not gay. 我不是同性恋
[00:27.72]I’m in love, Maggie. I’m in love. 我有爱人了，玛姬，我有爱人了
[00:29.88]I’ve been in love. 我早就爱着别人了
[00:33.24]I’ve been in love with the same girl since I was 17, Maggie. 当我17岁时我就已经爱上 那个同龄女孩了, 玛姬
[00:38.92]Does she go to our school? Do I know her? Tell me her name. I want to know her name. 她是我们学校的吗？我认识她吗？ 告诉我她的名字，我要知道
[00:44.80]- No, Maggie. No. - Okay. - 不，玛姬，不 - 好吧
[00:46.12]You tell your girlfriend she better keep a close eye on you. 你告诉你的女朋友 她最好对你留心一点
[00:56.52]Sweet baby Jesus. 我的老天爷
[01:00.20]Thanks. 谢谢
[01:04.00]你的沙拉怎么样？
[01:06.60]很不错，芝麻菜很新鲜
[01:10.20]小意思而已
[01:13.00]那么，去你那儿还是我那儿？
[01:20.76]We’ll take the check. 买单
[01:32.48]I’m so dead. 我死定了
[01:39.32]GIRL: Excuse me. 请让让
[01:42.84]- Scarlet? Scarlet? Scarlet. - Hi. - 斯嘉丽？斯嘉丽？斯嘉丽 - 嗨
[01:45.04]- What are you doing here? - You seen Alex? - 你在这儿做什么？ - 你看到亚历克斯了吗？
[01:47.04]He’s not picking up his phone. 他一直不接电话
[01:49.56]Alex is fine. Alex is fine, believe me. 亚历克斯很好，他很好，相信我
[01:51.56]In fact, with the way things are going... 事实上，照现在发展下去…
[01:54.40]...by the end of the night Alex could have a girlfriend. …在今晚结束前 亚历克斯会交到他的女朋友
[01:56.40]- Alex has a girlfriend? - Yeah, and she’s great. She’s cute. - 亚历克斯交女朋友？ - 是的，她很不错，很可爱
[02:01.24]- Come on, I’ll show you. - Where? - 来吧，我带你去 - 在那？
[02:02.28]Walk up the stairs. Walk with me for one sec, I’ll show you. 上楼梯，跟我来，我带你去
[02:05.60]So how ever did you get the newest version of Halo? 那么你到底是怎么弄到最新版的 光晕的？（光晕 Xbox成名作）
[02:07.96]It’s not due out for another six months. 它可是六个月后才会上市的
[02:11.64]Well, let’s just say I said some things to the Make-A-Wish people... 好吧，让我告诉你 其实我是向愿望老人许愿了…
[02:15.16]...that I’m not totally proud of. …所以我并不以此为傲
[02:27.72]I’m going to kill him. 我要杀了他
[02:45.28]Everybody, out! 全都给我出去！
[02:51.80]Oh, no, no. No! No! No! Not Dr. Philsopholis. 噢，不 不！不！不！拿我的哲学博士可不行
[02:58.16]This party is over! 派对结束了！
[03:00.16]Unless you want to spend the next three months in detention, leave! Now! 除非你们想在之后的三个月内被监禁 否则给我离开！马上！
[03:09.36]Okay. We better go warn Mark. 噢，我们最好去提醒一下马克
[03:16.72]SCARLET: You really care about him, don’t you? 你真的挺关心他，不是吗？
[03:18.08]- Yeah. - That’s nice. That’s really nice. - 是啊 - 这真好，真的很贴心
[03:21.40]He really needs a male role model. 他的确需要一个榜样
[03:24.08]- He’s a great kid. - Mm-hm. - 他本来就是个好孩子 - 嗯
[03:28.76]You know, they both are. 你知道，他们俩都是
[03:32.64]I think you’re a great mother. 我觉得你也是一个了不起的母亲
[03:35.12]Thank you. 谢谢
[03:36.80]He’s on the balcony. He’s right there. 他在阳台上，就在那儿
[03:42.32]- Mom? - This has been a really tough time... - 妈妈？ - 这段时间的确是一段难熬的日子…
[03:44.84]...and you really feel like part of the family. …然而我觉得你就好像我们家的一分子
[03:47.36]You have no idea how amazing it is to hear you say that. 你不会知道我听你这么说 心里多么百感交集
[04:03.76]Scarlet. 斯嘉丽
[04:05.92]Scarlet! Scarlet, I’m not Mark, okay? 斯嘉丽！斯嘉丽 我不是马克，好不好？
[04:07.08]- I’m him, I’m me. Scarlet, I’m your husband. - Will you stop it already? - 我是他，也是我，斯嘉丽，我是你丈夫 - 你可以停止胡扯吗？
[04:10.76]If you’d listen to me, I am the father of your children! Scar, let me... 请你听我解释，我是你孩子的父亲！ 斯嘉，让我…
[04:15.64]Don’t call me that. Don’t call me that! 别那样叫我！别学我丈夫叫我！
[04:19.32]You are a weirdo little man-child! 你真是个古怪的男孩！
[04:22.00]You are a pervert! 你是个变态！
[04:35.36]Get out, and get out, and get out. 滚出去，滚出去，你也一样
[04:40.04]JANE: You can leave. 你可以走了
[04:43.24]Well, this isn’t exactly the inconspicuous relationship I wanted. 好吧，这完全不是 我想要的那种低调关系
[04:50.44]I’m sure now you can see why I don’t date my students’ parents. 我相信现在你能够理解 为什么我不和我学生的家长约会了
[04:54.44]I’m sorry. 我很抱歉
[05:00.80]I’m sorry. I had no idea that it was going to get so out of control. 对不起，我不知道情况会如此失控 |