[00:01.02]Which part, the forced merriment, horrible music or bad food? 哪部份？扮笑、垃圾音乐 还是难吃的食物？
[00:05.38](Sighs) Actually, it's meeting upbeat people like yourself. 是遇上像你这样的人
[00:06.98]Love is patient. Love is kind. Love means slowly losing your mind. 爱是恒久忍耐
[00:11.94]- What is it you do again? - I'm a writer. 爱是逐渐失常
[00:12.10]- 你做什么？ - 作家
[00:14.18]Right. 对
[00:16.22](Laughs)
[00:16.70]- (Jane) This is my building: - I got it: 到了
[00:21.10]- No. I got it. - Sure? - 我来 - 不，我有
[00:23.10]Yeah. 真的？ 是
[00:26.18]All right, sweetie. A hundred and forty. You know what you did. 只剩140块，你心中有数
[00:28.06]Hey! What's- No. He's gonna be right back. Hold on. 他会回来，等等
[00:30.54]Don't you think it's a whole lot of ritual for something that- 你不觉得这些仪式很无聊？
[00:34.10]Let's face it- It's got about a 50-50 shot of making it out of the gate. 反正有一半机会离婚
[00:38.18](Sighs) How very refreshing. A man who doesn't believe in marriage. 不信婚姻的男人，也不差你一个
[00:41.10]- I'm just trying to point out the hypocrisy of the spectacle. - Oh. 我只是想说婚礼很虚伪
[00:42.38]That's so noble of you. Do you also go around... 你真高尚
[00:44.78]telling small children that Santa Claus doesn't exist? 你敢跟小朋友说世上没有圣诞老人吗？
[00:46.78]'Cause someone needs to blow that shit wide open. 你可以大声说出来
[00:48.82]So you admit that believing in marriage is kind of like believing in Santa Claus. 承认相信婚姻等于相信有圣诞老人？
[00:50.94]No. L- 不
[00:56.50]I don't know why I'm arguing this with a perfect stranger. 我干嘛费尽跟个陌生人拗…
[00:59.38]But, yes, marriage, like everything good and important, isn't easy. 不错，好姻缘不轻易拥有
[01:01.86]Cynicism, on the other hand, always is. 不象尖酸刻薄般容易
[01:04.22]- It was very interesting meeting you. - Bye. - 认识你真是我的荣幸 - 再见
[01:06.66]Yeah.
[01:10.02]You gonna be in more weddings next weekend? 下周末还有婚礼吗？
[01:12.58]- I have to go. - How many have you been in, by the way? 要走了
[01:13.30]- Just, like, ballpark: - Good night. 大概出席过多少？
[01:17.34]晚安
[01:23.70]- Hey, you know what? Could you- - Yeah? 可否掉回…
[01:29.30]- Forget it. - Yup: 算了吧
[02:13.42]Okay. (Sighs)
[02:17.10]- (Door Creaking) - (Sighs)
[02:22.78](Sighs) Death. Destruction. Wedding vows. Yea. 死人、塌楼…
[02:22.98]## (Humming)
[02:26.98]婚讯
[02:31.50](Sighs) Come to mama. 我的宝贝
[02:33.98](《承诺》 信守一生)
[02:37.90]Oh.
[02:44.34](Bells Tolling)
[02:53.86](Man) Jeter hit a walk-off in the ninth: Did you see it? 《纽约报》看到谢特打的全垒吗？
[02:56.46]Uh, no. I work Saturday nights, remember? 我有工作，记得吗？给你
[02:58.98]- Here. From the happy couple. - Oh, that's right.
[03:02.10]去吃椰子蛋糕兼跳舞拉龙
[03:02.26]You were eating coconut cake and doing the Electric Slide. 是啊
[03:07.90]- So how'd it go? - Oh, let's see. 好玩吗？
[03:10.30]The bride wore a gown that sparkled like the groom's eyes... 闪耀夺目新娘礼服映出
[03:11.70]as he saw her approaching through a shower of rose petals. 新郎情深款款的眼神
[03:16.34]And you're not getting laid? 没有沟到女？
[03:16.66]Commitments is the gold standard of wedding announcements. 《承诺》婚讯热爆全城
[03:20.14]Every girl on the planet rips open that page, fiirst thing Sunday. 星期日女孩必读首选
[03:22.62]Brides kill to get in there. 新娘子恨不得被报导
[03:25.82]Do you have any idea what you can be doin'? 知道你自己有多幸福吗？
[03:29.38]- You mean to women who are about to get married? - Yeah. 准新娘们？
[03:29.58]They won't call you. They won't bother you. 不会缠你，还假装不相识
[03:31.58]They will pretend they never even met you. You can't beat that. 夫复何求
[03:34.62]Well, it's not gonna matter much longer anyway. 反正没所谓
[03:38.10]- You're looking at my ticket out of the taffeta ghetto. - Keep on dreaming. 我己找到新目标
[03:39.98]- Uh, go away. - Yes. Okay. - 继续发梦吧 - 死开
[03:42.62]遵命
[03:49.38]What? I wasn't gonna come to work in my bridesmaid dress. 看什么？没换衫不准上班吗？
[03:53.46]Two-day walk of shame outfiit. Elegant. 两天没换衫真不知羞
[03:56.94](Laughing) 多谢
[03:58.62]What happened to you the other night? 你又如何？
[04:01.98]You were barely there, and then you disappeared. 出现一会又立即消失
[04:03.90]- You meet someone? - Come on. No. 遇上某君？
[04:06.26]Oh. Ridiculous question. 算啦
[04:06.38]问都多余
[04:08.54](Scoffs)
[04:11.62]- Good morning, Gina. - Hi. 早上好，晶丽请
[04:13.90]- You haven't seen my Filofax anywhere, have you? - No. 看到我的记事本吗？
[04:17.10]No. Okay. I'll go look for it. - 没有 - 不要紧，我去找
[04:19.66]- Did you get those catalog pages in for George? - No. 拿了目录给乔治吗？
[04:21.26]他要今天早上看
[04:23.10]我去拿
[04:23.38]Okay. No worries. I'll get them from production. - 没有 - 别担心
[04:27.02]Attagirl. Show her who's boss. 离谱，你比她高级耶
[04:29.02]- I'm not her boss. - You're the boss's assistant. - 不 - 你是老板助手
[04:30.18]Same diff. What's the good of your job if you can't abuse the power? 就是嘛，还不鸡毛当令箭？
[04:33.46]- Casey, go to Accounting. - Now you're bossy. 回去会计部，杰西
[04:35.86](Laughs) 哦，现在你真是上司咯
[04:42.26]Where the hell did I put that thing? 记事本在哪里？
[04:44.10]That is a great idea for the front page of the section. 头版专题的好材料
[04:46.70]Oh, come on, Doyle. How many times have I heard this from you? 我听过太多次了，杜尔
[04:51.22]- I'm telling you, Maureen: It's a great idea: - Really? - 这次真的很好 - 是吗？
[04:53.50]As great as your last great idea, an expose on price-fiixing at wedding bakeries? 像那篇揭发结婚饼开天杀价？
[04:56.26]Yes! Yes! They're ripping people off. Flour costs pennies per ounce. 简直抢钱，每盎司收费 |