[00:02.20]I could have whooped his ass, but this gravel, I slipped on it... 阿爸，我没法痛扁他 都是因为这堆碎石头害我滑倒
[00:03.68]Yeah, well, maybe you need to do a few more butt flexes. 也许你该多锻炼你的屁屁
[00:08.80]Cheap shot, Dad. 阿爸，你好低级
[00:09.68]So fresh and so clean. 清新又舒爽
[00:11.04]Hey, Alexa, did you hook up with that girl from the bar? 你那晚在酒吧有上那个妞吗？
[00:15.12]- I chickened out. - Really? -我打了退堂鼓 -真的？
[00:18.44]Yeah, I don't know. I guess I prefer sausage to taco. 我想我喜欢香肠，不爱蛤仔
[00:23.68]- What? - Yeah. No, I agree, buddy. -怎样？ -我同意
[00:25.48]Get out of here. Run for the hills. 快逃吧
[00:28.16]Let me ask you something, Alexa. 我问你个问题
[00:30.04]If you promised a girl' s dad that you wouldn't see her... 要是你答应一个美眉的老爸 你不会再见她了...
[00:33.72]...would you consider that a binding promise? 你会认真守信吗？
[00:37.60]- Absolutely. - Yeah? -当然 -是吗？
[00:38.40]Then again, there are always ways around such things. 但诅咒也是有办法破解的
[00:40.88]- Like? - For example... -比方说？ -比方说...
[00:42.64]...if I promised a woman's father I would not see her... 要是我答应她老爸我不见她...
[00:48.36]...I would simply shut my eyes while she serviced my manhood. 她帮我吹箫时，我就闭眼装瞎
[00:53.72]That's actually a cool way to look at it. 那样做不错
[00:56.80]And a very gross way. 不过有点低级
[01:12.28]He asked me not to go to the Hukilau. I'm not going there. 他要我别去小吃店，我就不去
[01:17.44]I'm not doing anything wrong. 我才不会犯错咧
[01:24.72]Sorry to bother you. I'm kind of stuck here. 抱歉打扰你，我抛锚了
[01:28.68]- Car trouble? - Yeah. You mind giving me a jump? -车子出状况？ -借个电发车吧？
[01:33.80]Okay. 好了
[01:34.24]Appreciate your time. 谢谢你帮忙
[01:35.56]Not everybody would have stopped. 不是每个人都会跟你一样
[01:37.04]- You're real sweet. - Oh, yeah. Thank you. -你真好心 -谢谢
[01:46.68]I can't believe you fell for that. 你不会这么好骗吧
[01:48.28]Well, my grandfather died trying to jump-start a car. 我爷爷就是这样被电死的
[01:55.84]I'm sorry. I was just joking around. 对不起，我是开玩笑的
[01:59.52]I can't believe you fell for that! 你不会这么好骗吧！
[02:04.80]Oh, my God. 老天
[02:06.28]That was very good. 你演技真好
[02:07.24]- My name's Henry. - I' m Lucy. -我叫亨利 -我是露西
[02:10.56]Nice to meet you. You look like a nice... 幸会，你看起来是个好...
[02:14.24](停)
[02:16.40]Hi. Sorry for the delay. Should be a few minutes. 抱歉耽误了你，一下就好
[02:21.40]- No problem. No worries. - Where you coming from? -没问题，别担心 -你从哪来的？
[02:24.84]Breakfast? 刚吃完早餐？
[02:26.04]- Yeah. - How was it? -对 -好吃吗？
[02:26.44]I had waffles. They were delicious. 我吃了松饼，很好吃
[02:28.32]Ilike making little houses out of waffles. 我喜欢拿松饼盖小房子
[02:32.48]- You do? - That's my thing. -真的？ -我超爱的
[02:37.36]- What's your name? - Lucy. -你叫什么名字？ -露西
[02:40.48]Okay, pal When she stops, just let her pet you. Look cute. 等她停车，就装可爱让她摸
[02:44.16]Go to the middle of the road. Thank you. Right there. Perfect. 到路中央去，很好
[02:55.88]- Oh, shit. - Here she comes. Smile. -糟了 -她来了，笑一个
[02:59.56]Where is she? 她人呢？
[03:06.64]Oh, my God. Oh, no! 阿娘喂！
[03:10.80]Okay. That didn't work. 没用
[03:12.96]Shit your pants? So did I 挫赛了？我也一样
[03:19.44]Okay, this is her. Start beating me up. 她来了，快打我
[03:22.00]Make it look good. 装像一点
[03:26.76]Give me your wallet! 把皮夹给我！
[03:29.56]Okay, haole, what do you think? You can come to this island... 白毛猪，你少肖想了...
[03:33.64]...eat our pineapple... - Help me! Not so hard. -跑来这里吃喝玩乐 -救命！别太大力
[03:36.92]- Take it easy. - Try to bang our women. -轻一点 -还想把我们的美眉
[03:40.72]Okay. What's that have to do with this? Relax. 那跟这有什么关系？轻一点
[03:41.60]- Hey! Hey! Help me, please! - Stupid haole! -救命啊！ -死白毛猪！
[03:47.28]Yeah, that's right. Take that! And that! And that! 好啊，你找死、找死...
[03:48.76]And that! And that! 吃我一棍、再来
[03:52.32]You got him. You got him. Enough. Enough. 你教训够了，好了
[03:53.04]- Are you okay? - Yes, yes... -你没事吧？ -没事...
[03:55.92]Okay, I' II be back. Come here! 我马上回来，你给我过来
[03:56.60]No, no! I think he's had enough. 不，他被你打够了
[04:00.60]I'm sorry. 歹势啦
[04:02.16]My eye! 我的眼睛！
[04:04.04]- You got him! - Not good enough! -你教训到他了！ -还不够呢！
[04:07.64]Oh, Kamehameha! 三太子救命啊！
[04:10.36]He learned his lesson! 他得到教训了！
[04:11.24]- What's your name? - My name's Henry. -你叫什么名字？ -亨利
[04:14.20]- You did good. - Hi. Sorry. -你真行 -抱歉
[04:16.20]I'm in a community-watch program... 我是守望相助队队员...
[04:17.96]Oh, you crazy bitch! 你这个肖查某！
[04:20.88]Yeah, keep running! 是啊，快跑吧！
[04:22.64]Okay, okay, he's... He's gone now. 好了，他走了
[04:32.48]Not her. False alarm. 不是她，假警报
[04:37.16]Don't worry, I called the cops already. I'm all set. 别担心，我报警了，我没事
[04:41.24]Yeah? You all set for this, Mr. Smarty? 是吗？你真会演戏啊，大天才
[04:44.32]- Oh, shit. - Yeah. -靠！ -对啊
[04:46.72]When you're finished playing your kidnap-victim crap on my daughter... 等你演完绑架戏以后...
[04:52.16]Okay. 好
[04:52.56]...come by the house. 来我们家一趟 |