[00:02.20]This is the first time. 这是第一次
[00:07.92]Okay, she cried for about an hour. That's not too bad. 她哭了快一个小时，还不坏
[00:10.92]I bet in another hour she'll be ready to see her friends, have lunch... 再过一小时她就能去见朋友 吃午饭...
[00:14.00]...get her life back. 过日子
[00:16.60]We could do this every day. 每天来一回
[00:21.48]We'll leave it up to her. 一切由她来决定
[00:22.96]All right. 好
[00:27.32]So how's the cow? 那头牛怎么样了？
[00:30.80]Same as you. Every day they have to convince her she's a cow. 一样，天天都忘记他自己是牛
[00:38.96]Wow, look. The bark is healing. 你看，树干愈合了
[00:41.44]You're gonna get there. 你也会的
[00:44.40]I never hung out with you in the afternoon like this. 我没跟你在下午约会过
[00:46.72]In this lighting, man, oh, man, you look... 在这种光线下，老天，你看来...
[00:48.96]...disgusting. 真丑
[00:53.48]Yeah. 没错
[00:54.84]I don't know how you get me to fall for that egg-shaped head every morning. 真不知道你是用什么办法 让我每天都爱上你的咸蛋头
[00:59.84]All I have to do is slide on my designer jeans... 我只要穿上我的名牌牛仔裤...
[01:03.24]...and just kind of wiggle in front of you. You go nuts. 到你前面乱晃就行 你会变的很疯狂
[01:08.28]Why couldn't I have met you one day before the accident? 我出事前一天能认识你就好了
[01:11.64]Don't worry, because if you hung out with me for more than one day... 别担心，要是你跟我在一起多一天...
[01:14.84]...you'd realize I' m a bore. 你就会受不了我
[01:18.04]- Oh, well, I have news for you. - Yes? -告诉你 -什么？
[01:18.52]It takes less than one day. 不用一天就够了
[01:20.92]You know something? That hurt. 真是的，好伤人
[01:23.60]Your damaged temporal lobe is causing me pain... 你受损的大脑颞叶 让我受苦...
[01:26.88]...and I' m gonna get you for that. 我要你负责
[01:30.72]Now you're dead! 你死定了！
[01:49.64]- I can't believe you're pregnant. - I know. -我不敢相信你怀孕了 -我知道
[01:54.00]- And I got her on the first try. - Yeah. Easy. -我这是一发就中 -别激动
[01:57.80]And, Tammy, you are so thin. 谭咪，你好瘦
[01:59.68]And I' m so glad you finally got... 真高兴...
[02:01.56]...that gender-reassignment surgery, Jennifer. I mean, Jonathan. 你变性成功，珍妮 我是说，阿强
[02:07.12]Mahalo. 谢谢
[02:08.40]- Here you go, Lucy. - Thank you. -好了，露西 -谢谢
[02:09.20]- You're welcome. - You must be Lucy's friend. -不客气 -你一定是露西...
[02:12.68]- The one who made the tape. - I think he's more than my friend. -那个拍带子的朋友 -我想他不只是普通朋友
[02:15.36]- You're my boyfriend, right? - Yes, ma'am. -你是我男朋友，对吧？ -对
[02:18.16]So every day you help her to realize what happened... 你每天都协助她了解事实...
[02:20.64]...and you wait patiently for her to be okay with it... 还耐心的等她接受这一切...
[02:23.40]...then get her to fall in love with you again? 然后让她再度爱上你？
[02:27.80]Yes, ma'am. 没错
[02:29.76]You asshole! 你这个死男人！
[02:32.36]You don't even open the fricking car door for me anymore. 你现在连车门都不帮我开了
[02:35.16]You're in trouble. 你麻烦大了
[02:37.52]I gotta go tinkle. 我要去尿尿
[02:42.60]Okay, so tell me a little bit more about yourself. 好吧，再多说一点你的事
[02:48.24]...won over seven all -you-can-eat chicken-wing contests. 赢过7次吃鸡翅冠军
[02:48.28]Okay. Well, I' ve... 我...
[02:52.72]- Really? - Yes. -真的？ -真的
[02:55.92]And I' m a ballet dancer, but only in my bathroom. 我还会跳芭蕾，只在浴室跳
[02:57.52]No, what do you want to know? 没有啦，你想知道什么？
[03:02.36]Do you love me? 你爱我吗？
[03:06.44]I didn't mean to put you on the spot. 我无意给你压力
[03:08.56]I was just asking more for informational purposes. 我只是想多知道一点
[03:11.32]It's to keep the video as up-to-date as possible. 好更新录影带的资讯
[03:15.32]Sure. 当然
[03:17.92]Well, love is a very loaded word. 爱是个意义深远的字
[03:25.84]Let's see. I... 我想想，我...
[03:26.84]I go to this restaurant every morning, and I see you there, reading. 我每天早上去小吃店 看到你在那里看书
[03:31.52]And... 然后...
[03:36.60]Ilove you very much. 我非常爱你
[03:39.64]Probably more than anybody could love another person. 也许比任何人的爱情还强烈
[03:46.80]And how do I feel about you? 那我对你的感觉呢？
[03:51.12]You're excited about the chicken-wing thing. 你很高兴我是吃鸡翅冠军
[03:52.20]And... 还有...
[03:54.08]...you've been dying to make out with me for some time now. 你有时候会很想跟我拥吻
[04:11.20]Feeling better now? 感觉好多了？
[04:11.88]Nothing beats a first kiss. 任何事都比不上初吻
[04:23.52]There's nothing like a first kiss. 初吻是无以伦比的
[04:48.16]Nothing beats a first kiss. 任何事都比不上初吻
[04:51.36]That's what I' ve heard. 我听过这句了
[04:57.72]Nothing beats a first... 什么事都比不上初... |