[00:01.76]Yeah. Yeah. 对
[00:04.56]I think it's a great idea. 我想这是个很棒的主意
[00:11.72]Well, you remember those sex ed films back in our day. 你记得我们以前的性教育片吗
[00:14.64]I'll tell you, if they were anything like this… 我要告诉你，如果它们是像这片一样…
[00:17.32]we sure would've paid more attention, don't you think? 我们肯定会更加关心性的，你认为呢？
[00:23.48]I think it's atrocious. 我想这很可怕
[00:26.32]But… the hell with it. 但是… 见鬼去吧
[00:33.40]The kids today are so goddamn screwed up… 现在的孩子非常奇怪…
[00:34.28]may be this is the only way you can reach them. 也许这是你们能赶上他们的唯一方式
[00:40.84]You just might have something here, Matthew. 你干出了点名堂，马修
[00:43.92]I think it's pretty wild. 说出来有点疯狂
[00:45.92]This could really sell, don't you think? 这真的可以卖的，你觉得呢？
[00:49.68]How'd you come up with such an idea, Matthew? 你怎么想出这样的主意的，马修？
[00:53.88]What can I say? It's like a gift, you know? 我能说什么？就像一种天赋，你知道吗？
[00:58.44]It's like I can't control it. 好像我不能控制
[01:05.36](展翅高飞)
[01:09.04](西港高中)
[01:10.36]Courtney Booth. I will always remember late nights in cabby. 蔻特妮·布斯，我将永远记得，深夜在出租车中的…
[01:15.64]Eric Zierdal. I will always remember-- 艾瑞克·西达，我将永远记得…
[01:16.12]Kurt Kilgore. I will always remember-- 寇特·基格尔，我将…
[01:18.24]Joseph Croft. I will always remember wrestling State-- 乔瑟夫·克罗夫特，我将永远记得摔跤和我们拥有的美好记忆
[01:22.88]Matthew Kidman. I will always remember… 马修·基曼，我将永远记得…
[01:27.04]the three legs of the tripod… 三角桌的三只脚…
[01:32.76]I'm here with Hugo Posh, the producer of Adult Education… 我和成人教育片制作人，雨果·波什在一起…
[01:35.32]the hottest-selling sex education video ever made… 史上最热买的性教育录影…
[01:37.32]being utilized in classrooms across the globe. 被全世界的用作教科书
[01:40.32]Hugo, you're known primarilyas a hard-core pornographer, correct? 雨果，你起初是一个限制级A片摄影师，对吗？
[01:47.16]-my business partner… -Let me break it down for you. -我的生意伙伴… -我来跟你说明白
[01:50.32]Hugo Posh isn't just tits. He isn't just ass. 雨果·波什不光拍奶子，他不光拍屁股
[01:54.32]I mean, yes, he is those things, but Hugo Posh is also heart. 我是说，没错，他拍那些东西，但是雨果·波什也有心
[01:56.28]What an ass-bag. 真是个混球
[01:59.56](这果实值得一摘)
[02:02.56]Fucking kid. 这事值得去做
[02:03.96]my student adviser… 我的学生顾问…
[02:05.96]All right, people! Let's make some fuckie-fuckie. 好吧，大家伙！来拍点做爱镜头
[02:10.64]Now, Hugo, you and your partner have made millions on this. 现在，雨果，你和你的伙伴靠这事上赚了上百万
[02:14.72]So who is this si lent partner? 那么谁是你的无名伙伴？
[02:16.28]Well, he prefers to remain anonymous. 他更希望隐名埋姓
[02:27.72]You better cure cancer, kid. 你最好能治好癌症，孩子
[02:29.52]the next Einstein… 下一位爱因斯坦…
[02:31.56]All right, yeah, next question. 好吧，下一个问题
[02:35.08]-All right -Eli's calling card… -好吧 -伊莱的职业…
[02:38.44]-How about you, buddy? -Mr.Brooks, why did you decide to skip film school? -你好吗，老兄？ -耶，布鲁克斯先生… 你为什么决定从电影学校辍学？
[02:41.72]-Don't you think you're a little young? -Shut the fuck up! -你不认为你有点年轻吗？ -闭上你的鸟嘴！
[02:46.60]Next question! Faster! 下一个问题！快点！
[02:47.52]I got the tape! I got the tape! I got the tape! 我拿到带子了！你看到吗？我拿到带子了
[02:53.44]For our finale, I will now demonstrate the proper technique… 我们最后要演示一下正确的姿势…
[02:54.52]for putting a condom on the real thing. 把安全套套在真家伙上的… 正确技术
[02:56.52]-Is my volunteer ready? -Klitz's big debut… -我的志愿者准备好了吗？ -克立兹的首次露面…
[03:01.92]Shut up, shut up, shut up. Here he is, here he is. 闭嘴，闭嘴！他出现了
[03:11.96]Jesus. Look at that guy. 老天，看看这家伙
[03:12.72]He is huge. 他那玩意真大！
[03:22.08]my own scholarship to Georgetown… 我得到乔治城大学的奖学金…
[03:30.52]and, of course, I'll never forget… 当然，我永远不会忘记…
[03:32.64]the girl next door. 邻家女孩
[03:41.80]As for me… 对我来说…
[03:45.28]I'm just going with it. 我喜欢顺其自然 |