[00:02.34]We have to get out of here. 我们必须得离开
[00:04.34]- Put it down. Come on. - OK, let's try and use this. - 放下，快点 - 好，让我们来用用这个
[00:07.70]We have to go. 我们必须得走了
[00:26.46]I'm so embarrassed. 我可真麻烦
[00:29.26]I'm mortified. I'm famished. 我欲火焚身，我很饥渴
[00:36.26]- Bobbie. - Yeah? - 芭比 - 什么
[00:38.22]- Are you making anthrax? - Excuse me. - 你是不是得炭疽热了？ - 对不起！
[00:42.22]But can't you hire someone to clean? 可你不能雇人打扫吗？
[00:45.06]Dave says I got to do it myself, like Sarah Sunderson. 戴夫说我应该自己做 就像萨拉·桑德森
[00:45.46]Someone brave? 找个勇敢的人？
[00:50.26]- Oh, could you believe her? - But, darling, her home is spotless. - 噢，你能相信她吗？ - 不过，亲爱的，她家一尘不染！
[00:52.82]And she's having incredible sex in the middle of the day 而且她大中午就和老公…
[00:54.90]with her husband. 过不可思议的性生活
[00:57.50]Well, I'm sorry, but my shrink says I need creative chaos. 抱歉，但我的心理医生说混乱能给我灵感
[01:00.66]- My therapist says I need boundaries. - My doctor said I need - 我的理疗师说我要分清界限 - 我的医生说我需要
[01:01.66]enough electricity to jumpstart Vegas. 电疗后服用维加斯（药名）
[01:04.38]- You ever done Zoloft? - Kid stuff. - 你吃过喏仁特吗（抗抑郁药）？ - 小孩的玩意
[01:07.22]Xanax. I worship Xanax. I'm old-fashioned. 偌纳克斯（药名） 我崇拜偌纳克斯，我比较老派
[01:09.62]I like Prozac with a Viagra chaser. 我喜欢普偌唑（抗忧郁剂）加伟哥
[01:12.02]You're up, and you're up. 起来了，起来了
[01:14.82]- Oh, Roger. - Viagra. - 噢，罗杰 - 伟哥
[01:17.90]Hey, is there something that you need to tell us? 嘿，你有没有什么要告诉我们的
[01:22.54]Well... Sharing. 呃…分享
[01:25.82]OK. OK. 好的，好的
[01:30.18]Jerry and I have been in couple's counseling... 杰瑞和我参加夫妻咨询…
[01:31.58]...for over a year... 已经一年多了…
[01:33.60]...and finally... Finally, I just couldn't take it anymore. 最后…最后我受不了了
[01:37.66]I howled, "You've become a gay Republican." 我大叫“你变成一个同性恋共和党了！”
[01:43.34]And he said, "What's wrong with that?" 然后他说，“有什么不对吗？”
[01:43.74]I said, "What's wrong with that? 我说，“有什么不对吗？”
[01:46.62]"That's like wanting to be gay with a bad haircut." 这就是想做同性恋发型却不对
[01:49.30]So the counselor suggested that we move to the 'burbs. 所以咨询员建议我们搬到郊区来
[01:52.98]- To find a balance. - We moved here as a last resort. - 来找到平衡 - 我们是迫不得已才搬来这里的
[01:58.14]Court order. Don't ask. 法庭命令，别问了
[01:58.86]OK. I know this is unthinkable, 好，我知道这有点不可思议
[02:02.14]but what if we could actually learn how to be happy... 但如果我们真的能做到…
[02:05.86]...without Paxil or compulsive overeating? 不用药物或暴食也能快乐起来呢？
[02:09.58]What if we actually gave this whole thing a try for real, 也许我们应该认真试试
[02:14.86]the whole Stepford thing? 试试斯戴福的生活方式？
[02:33.94]- Hey, yeah! - Only one can survive. - 嘿，耶！ - 只有一个能幸存
[02:38.42]Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! 宙斯！宙斯！宙斯！宙斯！
[02:41.58]Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! 宙斯！宙斯！宙斯！宙斯！
[02:45.06]- Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! - Come on, Kresbo baby. - 宙斯！宙斯！宙斯！宙斯 - 来呀，克莱斯波宝贝
[02:48.34]- Zeus! Zeus! - Rip her bra off! - 宙斯！宙斯！ - 把她的胸罩扯下来！
[02:50.90]Yeah! 耶！
[02:51.10]Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! 宙斯！宙斯！宙斯！
[02:53.22]- Yeah! - Zeus rules the universe! - 耶！ - 宙斯是宇宙的主宰！
[02:59.38]And Ted owes Walter 20 big ones! 泰德欠沃尔特二十大元！
[03:03.22]Ah, to be a man. 啊，做男人真好
[03:10.18]So, Walt, 那么，沃尔特
[03:12.38]you and Stepford, it seems like a real match. 你和斯戴福，看起来真的很配
[03:15.94]I'll say. I mean, the town and the houses. This place. 我也这么觉得，我是说 这镇子和那些房子，这个地方
[03:21.42]Well, it's like a dream. It's like... 呃，就像是一场梦，就像是…
[03:24.74]Like the way life was meant to be. 生活本来应有的面目
[03:26.98]And all of your wives. Oh, my God. 还有你们所有人的太太 噢，我的上帝
[03:30.86]Oh, my God. They're so... So... 噢，我的上帝，她们如此…如此…
[03:37.14]Sweet? 体贴？
[03:38.22]Sizzling? 火辣？
[03:39.42]Super fine? 超级好？
[04:03.58]Well... 呃…
[04:08.26]We are all so thrilled to be here at the Stepford Book Club, 来到斯戴福书友会我们都非常兴奋
[04:10.02]I can't tell you. 简直难以形容
[04:14.22]Now, I have just finished the third volume 那么我刚读完罗伯特·卡罗的
[04:17.38]of Robert Caro's Life of Lyndon Johnson, 《林登·约翰逊的一生》第三卷
[04:19.18]and I am dying for the next installment. 我迫不及待想看到下一卷
[04:23.94]Well... 呃…
[04:25.38]That's all marvelous, but today we are going to discuss... 你说的非常好 不过我们今天要来讨论…
[04:31.54]Well, it is probably the most important book any of us will ever read. 也许是我们应该读的最重要的书
[04:36.42]Yes, it is provocative, but it is also inspiring. 是的，它有点刺激 不过也很令人鼓舞
[04:39.94]The Heritage Hills Special Edition Golden Deluxe Treasury 希尔思传统系列特别金装豪华版的
[04:43.66]of Christmas Keepsakes and Collectibles. 《圣诞纪念品和收藏品大全》
[04:58.66]"Let's celebrate the birth of our Lord Jesus Christ with yarn." “让我们用奇谈来庆祝我主耶稣基督的诞生吧”
[04:59.06]This book said to me, 这本书告诉我 |