[00:01.32]Somebody get her a double espresso, please. 谁去给她一杯双份的浓咖啡
[00:05.28]And get me a triple. 我要三倍浓的
[00:07.28]You have but three chances to guess my name... 你只有三次机会猜我的名字
[00:12.48]and if you fail, your baby shall be mine! 如果猜不出 你的孩子就归我啦
[00:18.80]Rumpelstiltskin, still going for custody. 侏儒怪还争夺监护权
[00:20.60]I think he wants weekends, right? 我想他要的是周末的时间，对吗？
[00:22.96]Always the same thing. The good guys win. 总是千篇一律的，好人有好报
[00:25.48]And what do you want to have happen? 你希望发生什么事？
[00:27.52]Rumpelstiltskin gets the baby? 侏儒怪得到孩子？
[00:29.52]Cinderella stays a maid? 灰姑娘仍然是女佣？
[00:33.52]I just wish we could mix it up a little bit... 我只希望咱们能搅合一下
[00:34.92]make it a little edgier. 搞得紧张一点
[00:38.00]Then let 'em have their happy endings. 然后再让他们得到幸福的结局
[00:40.00]We are not tipping the scales of good and evil so you can be entertained. 我们不可能只为了让你快活 就去折腾善与恶的天平
[00:44.48]What if we made the seven dwarves seven feet tall and- 如果我们把七个小矮人变成 七尺高会是怎么样？
[00:47.36]- No way. - What about making Rapunzel go bald? - 不要 - 把蕾凡莎变成秃子会怎样？
[00:54.32]Couldn't we just give her split ends... 能不能让她发梢分岔？
[00:56.48]or dandruff or a mullet or something?
[00:59.88]What about that? 那样如何？
[01:08.28]Look at me. I'm Munk. 看著我，我是蒙克
[01:14.08]Mambo, get down! 曼波，下来
[01:14.88]I am Munk, and my nostrils show. 我是蒙克，我的鼻涕
[01:16.04]I've got dandruff and bad BO. 我有头屑，还有狐臭
[01:19.92]Stop fooling around. You're gonna break it. 不要再胡闹了，你会弄碎天平的
[01:23.32]with a butt the size of a shopping mall. 肥大的屁股，比地球大
[01:23.40]Munk is a bossy know-it-all... 蒙克个假博学，总以为他是老板
[01:28.00]Stop it. That's enough! 住口，闹够了
[01:28.88]All right, girls. We're almost at the ball. 好了，女孩们，我们快到了
[01:31.48]- What are you doing? - Give me that perfume! - 你在干什么？ - 给我香水
[01:33.76]- It's mine! - I need it more! - 这是我的 - 我更需要
[01:35.76]- No, I do! - I smell like camel sweat. - 不，我才需要 - 我流起汗来跟骆驼一样臭
[01:38.04]- I smell like a dead pig. Smell me! - Knock it off! - 我闻著来像只死猪，来闻啊 - 别吵了
[01:42.28]Can't you two pretend to be human beings for one night? 你们俩难道就不能装一晚上的文明人吗？
[01:44.16]- Hurry up, slowpoke! - Ow! - 快点，别慢吞吞的 - 哦
[01:52.44]Who am I kidding? 我在开什么玩笑？
[01:54.96]These girls are hopeless. 这两个女人没救了
[01:57.00]A donkey would have a better chance of marrying the prince. 连头驴嫁给王子的机会都比她们大
[01:59.20]I'm never gonna get ahead in the world if I count on them. 如果指望她们 我永远也不会成功
[02:02.60]There has to be another way. 一定会有其它方法的
[02:04.96]And he's running! It's Mambo by a mile! 看我转啊，曼波还要跳很久呢
[02:09.16]You spin it off that stand, you are in big trouble! 要是你从支架上转下来 你就麻烦大了
[02:12.16]I'm dancin'. I'm dancin'. 我在跳舞，我在跳舞
[02:12.60]I'm skatin'! I'm skatin'! I'm backwards skatin', backwards skatin'. 我在溜冰，我在溜冰 我在向后滑，向后滑
[02:16.92]Not so easy. Not so easy. 有难度，有难度
[02:24.08]What? 怎么了？
[02:25.88]I told you to be careful! 我告诉过你要小心
[02:25.96]- This is powerful magic! - Oh, boy. - 这是强大的魔法 - 哦，伙计
[02:28.24]These things control the fate of the entire kingdom! 这些东西控制著整个王国的命运
[02:33.48]Powerful magic? 强大的魔法？
[02:34.76]The fate of the kingdom? 王国的命运？
[02:40.16]Girls, Mama's gonna take matters into her own hands. 女孩们，妈妈要掌控这一切
[02:42.24]Don't wait up. 别等我了
[02:47.92]Mother! 妈妈
[02:50.52]Left. Left, left. 向左，向左，向左
[02:52.16]Right, right. Down, down, down. More down. Downer. 向右，向右，向下 向下，再向下，再低点
[02:57.28]- I'm calling the boss. - Why? - 我要给老板打电话 - 为什么？
[03:00.36]Why? We fixed it. You fixed it. 为什么，我们已经装好了 你完全搞定了
[03:01.84]We fixed it, 'cause I did the "down, down, down, left" part, which helped. 我们一起装好的，我也有指挥 “向下向左”之类的，这也有用的
[03:05.72]Yes or no? 好吗？
[03:10.40]Don't call the boss! 不要给老板打电话
[00:01.32]Somebody get her a double espresso, please. 谁去给她一杯双份的浓咖啡
[00:05.28]And get me a triple. 我要三倍浓的
[00:07.28]You have but three chances to guess my name... 你只有三次机会猜我的名字
[00:12.48]and if you fail, your baby shall be mine! 如果猜不出 你的孩子就归我啦
[00:18.80]Rumpelstiltskin, still going for custody. 侏儒怪还争夺监护权
[00:20.60]I think he wants weekends, right? 我想他要的是周末的时间，对吗？
[00:22.96]Always the same thing. The good guys win. 总是千篇一律的，好人有好报
[00:25.48]And what do you want to have happen? 你希望发生什么事？
[00:27.52]Rumpelstiltskin gets the baby? 侏儒怪得到孩子？
[00:29.52]Cinderella stays a maid? 灰姑娘仍然是女佣？
[00:33.52]I just wish we could mix it up a little bit... 我只希望咱们能搅合一下
[00:34.92]make it a little edgier. 搞得紧张一点
[00:38.00]Then let 'em have their happy endings. 然后再让他们得到幸福的结局
[00:40.00]We are not tipping the scales of good and evil so you can be entertained. 我们不可能只为了让你快活 就去折腾善与恶的天平
[00:44.48]What if we made the seven dwarves seven feet tall and- 如果我们把七个小矮人变成 七尺高会是怎么样？
[00:47.36]- No way. - What about making Rapunzel go bald? - 不要 - 把蕾凡莎变成秃子会怎样？
[00:54.32]Couldn't we just give her split ends... 能不能让她发梢分岔？
[00:56.48]or dandruff or a mullet or something?
[00:59.88]What about that? 那样如何？
[01:08.28]Look at me. I'm Munk. 看著我，我是蒙克
[01:14.08]Mambo, get down! 曼波，下来
[01:14.88]I am Munk, and my nostrils show. 我是蒙克，我的鼻涕
[01:16.04]I've got dandruff and bad BO. 我有头屑，还有狐臭
[01:19.92]Stop fooling around. You're gonna break it. 不要再胡闹了，你会弄碎天平的
[01:23.32]with a butt the size of a shopping mall. 肥大的屁股，比地球大
[01:23.40]Munk is a bossy know-it-all... 蒙克个假博学，总以为他是老板
[01:28.00]Stop it. That's enough! 住口，闹够了
[01:28.88]All right, girls. We're almost at the ball. 好了，女孩们，我们快到了
[01:31.48]- What are you doing? - Give me that perfume! - 你在干什么？ - 给我香水
[01:33.76]- It's mine! - I need it more! - 这是我的 - 我更需要
[01:35.76]- No, I do! - I smell like camel sweat. - 不，我才需要 - 我流起汗来跟骆驼一样臭
[01:38.04]- I smell like a dead pig. Smell me! - Knock it off! - 我闻著来像只死猪，来闻啊 - 别吵了
[01:42.28]Can't you two pretend to be human beings for one night? 你们俩难道就不能装一晚上的文明人吗？
[01:44.16]- Hurry up, slowpoke! - Ow! - 快点，别慢吞吞的 - 哦
[01:52.44]Who am I kidding? 我在开什么玩笑？
[01:54.96]These girls are hopeless. 这两个女人没救了
[01:57.00]A donkey would have a better chance of marrying the prince. 连头驴嫁给王子的机会都比她们大
[01:59.20]I'm never gonna get ahead in the world if I count on them. 如果指望她们 我永远也不会成功
[02:02.60]There has to be another way. 一定会有其它方法的
[02:04.96]And he's running! It's Mambo by a mile! 看我转啊，曼波还要跳很久呢
[02:09.16]You spin it off that stand, you are in big trouble! 要是你从支架上转下来 你就麻烦大了
[02:12.16]I'm dancin'. I'm dancin'. 我在跳舞，我在跳舞
[02:12.60]I'm skatin'! I'm skatin'! I'm backwards skatin', backwards skatin'. 我在溜冰，我在溜冰 我在向后滑，向后滑
[02:16.92]Not so easy. Not so easy. 有难度，有难度
[02:24.08]What? 怎么了？
[02:25.88]I told you to be careful! 我告诉过你要小心
[02:25.96]- This is powerful magic! - Oh, boy. - 这是强大的魔法 - 哦，伙计
[02:28.24]These things control the fate of the entire kingdom! 这些东西控制著整个王国的命运
[02:33.48]Powerful magic? 强大的魔法？
[02:34.76]The fate of the kingdom? 王国的命运？
[02:40.16]Girls, Mama's gonna take matters into her own hands. 女孩们，妈妈要掌控这一切
[02:42.24]Don't wait up. 别等我了
[02:47.92]Mother! 妈妈
[02:50.52]Left. Left, left. 向左，向左，向左
[02:52.16]Right, right. Down, down, down. More down. Downer. 向右，向右，向下 向下，再向下，再低点
[02:57.28]- I'm calling the boss. - Why? - 我要给老板打电话 - 为什么？
[03:00.36]Why? We fixed it. You fixed it. 为什么，我们已经装好了 你完全搞定了
[03:01.84]We fixed it, 'cause I did the "down, down, down, left" part, which helped. 我们一起装好的，我也有指挥 “向下向左”之类的，这也有用的
[03:05.72]Yes or no? 好吗？
[03:10.40]Don't call the boss! 不要给老板打电话
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