[00:02.64]Prince! 王子！
[00:04.52]- Help! - I've got- - 救命啊！ - 我已经…
[00:08.92]Why... 为什么…
[00:09.48]log... 圆木…
[00:12.60]hurt... 撞…
[00:13.24]prince? 王子？
[00:15.64]Sleepy now. 现在好困
[00:29.60]Well, don't just sit there! 别干坐在那！
[00:30.44]Get back on your horse! Save her! 上马！救救她！
[00:36.96]Right. Perfect. 好的，很好
[00:39.20]My chance to prove myself. 这是我证明自己的机会
[00:43.80]Exactly what am I saving her from? 我到底要上哪里去救她？
[00:47.16]Basically, a power-mad evil stepmother with awesome magic... 大致上，一个拥有可怕的魔法 为权力疯狂的邪恶的继母
[00:49.64]and every bad guy in the history of fairy tales... 和童话史上所有的坏人
[00:53.64]who've taken over your palace. 他们已经占领了你的宫殿
[00:57.04]Forget it. This guy's useless. I'm gonna save her. 算了，这个家伙没什么屁用 我会去救她的
[01:00.40]Rick, I like the idea. 瑞克，这主意不错
[01:02.04]But I don't know how to break this to you... 但是我不知道该怎么和你说
[01:07.96]but that is just not how it works. 事情不该是那样的
[01:08.32]He's the one who saves her. Always. 他才是她的救星，一直都是
[01:13.44]You're the prince. 你是王子
[01:16.52]Don't you want to save your damsel in distress? 你不想把你的女孩从困境中救出来吗？
[01:17.96]Yeah, and we're talkin' distress big time! 是的，我们所说的是大危机！
[01:22.76]And I will save you... 而我会去救你…
[01:24.84]my little slipper girl! 我的可怜的水晶鞋女孩！
[01:34.00]Have no fear, my beloved! 别害怕，我的爱人！
[01:44.40]Stirrups, straps, do not let go of the reins. 马镫，皮带， 别松开
[01:47.08]Right. Got it. 好的，知道了
[02:03.20]- What's goin' on? - There's the dashing prince. - 事情怎么样了？ - 王子在冲锋
[02:06.76]He's charging. He's wielding his noble sword... 他纵马驰骋，挥动宝剑
[02:11.24]with fiery determination. 他决心坚定地…
[02:12.48]He's falling off! He's falling off the steed. He fell off. 跌了下来！他跌下了战马 他跌下来了
[02:14.96]He's on the ground now. He's on the ground. He's looking for his noble sword. 他现在在地上了，他跌到地上了 他正在找他的皇家宝剑
[02:18.64]I'm almost startin' to feel sorry for the guy. 我都替那个家伙难过
[02:21.08]He's feelin' around. That's a stick. 他正在摸索武器，那是根棍子
[02:25.68]- They're kickin' him now. - Easy! - 他们现在在踢他 - 轻点！
[02:26.60]- And they're laughing at him. - That hurt! - 他们还嘲笑他 - 好疼啊
[02:29.84]- And they're- He just got... captured. - Ow! - 他们还…他被…俘虏了 - 哎呦
[02:30.92]"Capture by trolls... “被巨人抓到…
[02:34.80]Kiss thy royal butt good-bye"? 你的皇家尊严就玩完了”
[02:39.68]Bye-bye! 再见！
[02:44.68]Well, no more prince. What now? 好吧，没有王子了 现在怎么办？
[02:48.32]No more anybody else either. 也没有其它援军了
[02:50.32]Look. 瞧
[03:06.44]We have to fix the scales and save the kingdom. 我们得修好天平拯救王国
[03:08.80]While there's something left to save. 趁著一切还没完全搞砸
[03:10.48]We will... without a prince. 我们会的…不需要王子
[03:20.04]Well, well. 好吧，好吧
[03:22.32]Ella. 瑞拉
[03:25.60]Cinderella. 灰姑娘小姐
[03:27.88]Now what should I do with you? 现在我应该怎么处置你呢？
[03:32.80]Turn you into a snail? 把你变成一只蜗牛？
[03:33.28]Make you sleep for a thousand years? 让你睡上一千年？
[03:35.68]Shrink you? Eat you? 让你变小？ 吃了你？
[03:40.32]- Poison you? - I'm not scared of you. - 毒死你？ - 我不怕你
[03:42.32]When the prince comes- 等王子来了
[03:44.32]Everyone will live happily ever after. 每个人都会有幸福结局
[03:47.16]You always were such an annoying little optimist. 你的乐观精神总让人觉得讨厌
[03:51.08]Fortunately, happy endings are so yesterday. 幸运的是，幸福的结局已经被淘汰了
[03:57.44]Red Riding Hood- Only the hood is left. 小红帽同学… 现在只剩头巾了
[04:00.04]Size six, if you want one. 6号尺码，不知你是不是也想要一件
[04:02.72]And Sleeping Beauty- 睡美人…
[04:04.28]Nighty-night... after night, after night. 晚安…再晚安…又晚安
[04:07.68]Forever! 晚安到永远！
[04:09.52]And Cinderelly... 而灰姑娘…
[04:12.32]still dreaming of her big, strong prince. 仍在梦想这她的高大威猛的王子
[04:16.20]Well, don't hold your breath, baby! 好吧，可别吓掉下巴了，宝贝！
[04:22.88]I did it all- 这些我全照做了
[04:23.16]the ball, the girl, the haircut, the shirt, the steed. 舞会，女孩，发型，衬衫，战马
[04:25.84]I even had the perfect underwear! 我甚至准备了完美的内衣！
[04:29.64]I'm a failure! 我是个失败者！
[04:36.16]No. That's impossible. 不，不可能的
[04:40.80]He's the prince. He's a hero. He can't- 他是王子，他是个英雄 他不能…
[04:43.76]Can't what? Lose? 不能什么？失败？
[04:51.52]Feed that thing, you half-wit! 喂喂那小东西，你这低能儿！
[04:56.20]But if I feed him now, he's gonna be up all night. 要是我现在喂他，他整个晚上都不会睡了
[04:58.28]Then I'll feed him... to the crocodiles in the moat. 那我来喂他… 喂给护城河里的鳄鱼 |