-Do you have dogs?
-I want a dog, so...
-Get a Husky.
-I, I think that's gonna be too big of a dog for me though.
-Do you still live in an apartment?
-I don't. I just can't handle a dog that's... I want a dog that I can like...
-Put in your handbag?
-Yeah, no, not in a handbag. I want, I want a small dog that has like a lot personality.
-I've got a Jack Russell. I will give you.
-Why?
-Seriously.
-Why do you want to give me your dog?
-Eh, I don't want to give you mine. I got three dogs. And then I like two of them, and...
-You want to give me your bad dog?
-He's not, she's not a bad dog. She's a Jack Russell. They are crazy. They are Irish.
-What's her name? What's her name?
-Her name is Marian.
-Marian?
-Yeah, yeah.
-That's your first problem. Well, just, you know, like Marian, it's a lot for her...
-What should I call her then?
-I mean, two Silbo name. Marian is a great name for a person, but for a dog, I just feel like maybe...
-Well, like Rover?
-Rover, Rover
-Rover
-Yeah.
-I've tried to call her Rover, then she looked at me like I was crazy.
-The damn has just been done.
-Yeah, no, she's too crazy anyway. You don't want her in the house. She's nuts. They go crazy. Did you ever have a dog?
-I have, I have.
-What did you have?
-I had a widen Terrier growing.
-I don't really know what that is.
-Well...
-Is it some kind of fancy Hollywood dog? Is that What it is?
-No, it's like a Terrier, it's like a Terrier, but it's blond, it's like a blond terrier.
-Oh.
-Which is really cute.
-You could dye the Jack Russel, I will mind. Do you have no pets at all, that makes me sad.
-I don't. I really want a pet.
-You should have some kind of, something creepy and weird, like Brigitte Spider or something. Do you like spiders?
-I want something cute, to hang out with and hug.
-You got your husband, I mean, that man seems very nice.
-He's cute, too.
-Yeah, you hang out with him. You want some evil to hang out with, too.
-Did your husband want a dog?
-I mean, I don't know. I think so.
-You guys should talk a little more.
-Yeah, I think he wants a dog.
-I think he was. I mean, you know, we are most awkward, less awkward boss, you know what I'm saying?
-Yeah, he wants a dog.
-Yeah, yeah. Of course he does. Yeah.
-Absolutely.
-You should adopt a dog.
-Yeah, that's a good idea.
-From another country.
-OK. OK, where should I adopt a dog from?
-Hum.
-France.
-I would say, yeah, yeah, because they are treated so badly over there.
-But they are ver very cute. Right? They are like...
-Is that the same way for cute?
-I think it's like a little French putto with this pose like...Oh.
-I like you called French putto. I got a French dog, one of my other dogs is French.
-Really? Is she very naughty?
-Is she, she's not so naughty, but very faulty, so...
-She makes a lot of noise?
-No, they are French. So it's more like...
-Really?
-Her ass just shrugs and then.. |