[00:30.92]Funk （这曲子是...疯狂的青蛙...）
[01:58.92]- Let's go! - Get out of the way! - 我们上！ - 快让开！
[01:59.80]Set her down now. Here we go! 现在把她弄下来，我们上！
[02:12.12]Oommander, do something violent! 指挥官，用暴力吧
[02:17.04]You heard the president! Light 'em up! 你们听到总统的话了！全力开火！
[02:27.64]We're getting pummeled here! Oall in air support! Oall in air support! 我们快被压扁了！ 呼叫空中支援！呼叫空中支援！
[02:37.36]ET.Go Home （外星人回家吧！）
[02:53.08]Oall in... Oall in a full retreat! 叫...叫大家撤退
[02:56.08]Full retreat! Full retreat, all troops! 完全撤退！完全撤退，所有部队！
[02:58.04]- Wheels up. Papa Bear is on the move. - Wait. - 准备升空，“熊爸爸”正在逼近 - 等等
[03:01.84]So that's how you want to play it? Eat lead, alien robot! 你就想这样和我过招吗？ 尝尝铅弹吧，外星机器人！
[03:07.72]- Evidently, they eat lead. - Get him on the chopper. - 事实证明他们是吃铅的 - 把他带进直升机
[03:11.40]I'm brave! I'm a brave president! 我很勇敢！我是位勇敢的总统！
[03:16.04]Get out of the way! 快跑啊！
[03:33.44]- Sir! We need to declare a... - We need to overthrow that robot - 长官！我们必须声明一份... - 我们须要颠覆这机器人...
[03:38.16]- and install our own government! - Let's sacrifice the elderly to it! - ...并扶植我们的政府！ - 把我们的长者献祭给它吧
[03:44.52]If that thing walks into a populated area there'll be a major catastrophe! 如果那玩意儿移动到人口稠密地区 那就会大难临头了
[03:48.68]We need our top scientific minds on this. Get India on the phone! 这事情需要我们顶尖的科学家 给我接印度！
[03:51.56]Oan we transport the United States to a safer planet? 我们能把美国转移到更安全的星球吗？
[03:54.12]Give this alien a green card and make him proud to be an American. 我说给这个外星人绿卡 并让它自豪地成为美国人
[03:58.60]It's at dire times like this when I stop and ask myself, "What would Oprah do?" 在这危急时刻我将驻足自问 “奥普拉会怎么做？” （奥普拉是著名的脱口秀节目主持人）
[04:03.60]Hang it all! What's the point? It's a disaster. 都别说了！有什么用呢？ 这就是场大灾难
[04:06.68]- Stop! No! - Don't do it! - 住手！不要！ - 别这么做！
[04:10.44]That button launches our nuclear missiles! 那按钮会发射我们的核导弹！
[04:12.44]Well, which button gets me a latte? 那么，哪个按钮能给我一杯拿铁咖啡？
[04:14.92]That would be the other one, sir. 就是另外一个，长官
[04:20.16]- What idiot designed this thing? - You did, sir. - 那个白痴设计这玩意儿的？ - 是你，长官
[04:25.36]- Fair enough. Wilson, fire somebody! - Yes, sir, Mr. President. - 那好吧，威尔森，随便解雇一个人！ - 遵命长官，总统先生
[04:28.44]Listen up. I'm not going to go down in history 听着，我不会作历史上第一位总统...
[04:31.48]as the president who was in office ...当世界末日时...
[04:33.20]when the world came to an end, ...却呆在他的办公室里
[04:36.60]so somebody think of something, and think of it fast! 所以不管谁马上给我想出办法来 还要尽快
[04:40.68]- That is a good cup ofjoe. - Mr. President? - 味道好极了 - 总统先生！
[04:44.60]Not only do I have an idea, but I have a plan! 我不单止有办法，还有计划！
[04:55.16]Now, conventional weapons have no effect on this thing, 现在，常规武器对这东西已经没有作用
[04:57.36]- and we know nukes ain't an option. - Sure they are. I just... - 而且我们明白核武器不是选择 - 当然不是，我只是... |