[00:05.08]...don't kid yourselves, they're not sleeping with you. 别傻了 因为她们不是跟你睡

　　[00:07.56]They're sleeping with a carefully calculated set of venal choices. 她们是跟精密算计的选择睡

　　[00:12.56]Money over substance, looks over soul. 钱比人重要,外表比内在重要

　　[00:21.40]...will ever compensate for a really impressive list of credentials. 都比不上符合标准的合格证书

　　[00:25.44]This coming from a man who's never made a gesture... 因为男人只会

　　[00:27.24]...other than this one. 采取这个行动

　　[00:30.24]Oh, so the elevator wasn't a gesture? 所以电梯里的事不算罗?

　　[00:32.64]The elevator was a moment of passion... 电梯里发生的是激情

　　[00:35.32]...followed by a moment of panic on your part, apparently. 接着很明显地是你不知所措

　　[00:36.40]-Panic? l came by your room. -Yes, and then you ran away. - 不知所措?我去了你房间 - 对,然后你还是落跑了

　　[00:42.68]That wasn't panic, sweetheart. 那不是不知所措,宝贝

　　[00:43.24]That was an unwillingness to compete... 是不想跟你…

　　[00:45.24]...with the walking checklist that was in your bed. 床上的标准情人比拼

　　[00:47.44]You should be thanking me. 你应该感谢我

　　[00:51.52]We got 1 0 seconds. 还有十秒

　　[00:53.48]Well, there you have it, folks. That's the ugly truth. 各位,这就是挖出来的真相

　　[00:53.68]Are we ready to soar up, up and away? 准备升天了?

　　[00:56.08]A girl in heat for two guys... 脚踏两条船的女人

　　[01:00.44]...will choose the one with the better resume. 永远都会选条件较好的那个

　　[01:00.76]That is bullsh-- 鬼扯

　　[01:04.32]And we're out. 现场结束

　　[01:06.40]God. l hate you so much, l just swore on live television. 天哪,我好恨你 我在直播现场咒骂

　　[01:11.40]No, you hate yourself for being so shallow. 不,你是恨自己太肤浅

　　[01:14.16]-Off we go. -Where are we going? - 升天罗 - 我们要去哪?

　　[01:15.24]l'm not going anywhere with you. 我才不跟你一起去

　　[01:20.52]-Well, that's a shocker, you're bailing. -l wouldn't recommend that. - 真吓人啊,你想落跑! - 我可不建议你这么做

　　[01:25.64]Keep rolling on the onboard camera. 空中摄影机继续拍

　　[01:30.40]What are you doing? God, what is wrong with you? 你干嘛? 天哪,你是怎么回事?

　　[01:37.76]They don't even know they're on the air, do they? 他们不知道他们上镜了,对吧?

　　[01:41.04]ls there any way to tell them they're on the air? 有办法告诉他们吗?

　　[01:42.08]-Nope. -Oh, they're gonna curse. l know it. - 没有 - 他们会爆粗口的

　　[01:59.88]So who wants champagne? 有谁想喝香槟?

　　[02:01.88]Oh, l know. l got a great idea. 我知道了,我有个好主意

　　[02:04.80]Why don't we pass the time with you telling me... 干脆告诉我你跟柯林…

　　[02:08.84]...how much fun you and Colin had having sex in Los Angeles? 在洛杉矶的嘿咻高潮 好杀时间

　　[02:09.12]l broke up with Colin in Los Angeles, you jackass. 我在洛杉矶跟他分手了,猪头

　　[02:13.40]On our left, you'll see the High Sierras.... 左手边可以看到内华达山脉

　　[02:14.12]-What? -Oh, yeah. That's got your interest. - 什么? - 是啊,这你就有兴趣了

　　[02:19.88]lf you think we're gonna finish what we started... 你别以为可以继续那天的事

　　[02:20.76]...you're out of your mind. You lost your chance. 你的机会已经没了

　　[02:24.76]Oh, come on. l never had a chance with you. 拜托,你根本没给过我机会

　　[02:26.16]And to our right here, you'll see the lovely Sacramento River... 右边这里,可以看到沙加缅度河

　　[02:30.52]...winding its way through the dichromatic landscape. 在双色的地形中蜿蜒前进

　　[02:32.32]Could you please stop talking? Thank you. 拜托你闭嘴好吗?谢谢

　　[02:34.88]You're right. l had a momentary lapse in judgment... 你说的对,我暂时丧失判断力

　　[02:36.56]...when l thought you were more than you are, but you aren't. 以为你其实很不错,但显然不是

　　[02:39.84]Oh, yeah? Well, what does that mean? 是吗?这话什么意思?

　　[02:41.56]''l'm Mike Chadway. l like girls in Jell-O. 我是查麦克,我爱果冻妹

　　[02:44.24]l like to fuck like a monkey. Don't fall in love, it's scary.'' 我跟猩猩一样爱嘿咻 别坠入爱河,那太吓人了

　　[02:47.92]Oh, for God's sakes, there's the first one. 天哪,这下要被罚钱了

　　[02:52.88]Yeah, it is scary. lt's terrifying. 是啊,是很吓人,太恐怖了

　　[02:54.56]Especially when l'm in love with a psycho like you. 尤其当我爱上的是你这种疯女人

　　[02:56.08]I am not a psycho. 我不是疯女人