[00:32.62]Flight 2 1 7 frrom Venice, Italy, now arriving at Gate 34. 来自意大利威尼斯的217次航班已经到达34号出口

 

　　[00:37.62]Please claim all baggage at carousel number two... 请到2号传送带提取您的行李

 

　　[00:40.66]in baggage claim.

 

　　[00:42.66]Your attention, please. 请注意

 

　　[00:45.34]Flight 2 1 7 frrom Venice, Italy, now arriving at Gate 34. 来自意大利威尼斯的217次航班已经到达34号出口

 

　　[00:49.70]Please claim all baggage at carousel number two... 请到2号传送带提取您的行李

 

　　[00:52.70]in baggage claim.

 

　　[01:03.50]《新婚小两口》

 

　　[01:14.50]Ahh!

 

　　[01:15.50]Aaah. Hot!

 

　　[01:41.42]Aaah!

 

　　[01:45.78]Uhh!

 

　　[01:48.98]Oh, uh, call first. 哦, 来之前别忘了打电话

 

　　[01:49.10]I'll be by tomorrow for my stuff! 我明天到你家把我的东西拿走!

 

　　[01:50.18]'Cause I might be having sex with a complete stranger! 因为那时候我在和陌生人在乱搞呢!

 

　　[01:56.82](Man) Forty-five minutes for a cab. This is ridiculous. 等出租车要45分钟，真够呛

 

　　[02:00.82]Cheese and rice! 不可理喻！

 

　　[02:04.90]Oh, yeah. 你还打得挺准！

 

　　[02:05.90]Oh, yeah! Boy, you got it in there...

 

　　[02:08.58]didn't you, honey? 是不是, 亲爱的?

 

　　[02:10.26]Thank you so much. “太感谢了！”

 

　　[02:16.22](Sighs) I need a ride. 我要搭你的车

 

　　[02:17.62]Get out of my way. 让开

 

　　[02:36.38]Ooh!

 

　　[02:40.06]Get in! 上车！

 

　　[02:52.50]Just try and keep it on the road for a change. 你集中精力开车,我们暂时停战

 

　　[03:08.58]I don't want to scratch the paint. 蹭着车怎么办?

 

　　[03:09.30]Can't you get it any closer? 你就不能再近点?

 

　　[03:22.22]What do you do here, Tom Leezak? 汤姆-理查克,你来干什么?

 

　　[03:24.90](Yuan) You and Tom not together anymore. 你和汤姆已经分手了.

 

　　[03:25.42]Just open the gate, Yuan. 老袁,开开门

 

　　[03:27.78]Just open the gate, Yuan! 老袁,开门!

 

　　[03:29.54](Yuan) Okay. 好的

 

　　[03:31.34]Ah.

 

　　[03:50.34]That one looks heavy. 够沉的吧！

 

　　[03:56.74]Get that junk wagon out of here. 赶快把这个老爷破车开走!

 

　　[03:59.22]Right away, Princess! 是,公主殿下!

 

　　[04:13.90]Not one word. 我什么都不想说

 

　　[04:17.78]Are Mom and Dad home? 爸妈在家吗?

 

　　[04:19.26]No. They're at the emphysema ball. 不在家. 他们参加舞会去了

 

　　[04:21.26]Don't worry, Peewee... 别担心, 老么...

 

　　[04:24.94]we'll get this Tom mess cleaned up. 我们会把你和汤姆得这件荒唐事搞定的

 

　　[04:31.02]Sarah. 莎拉

 

　　[04:42.94]Kyle. 凯利！

 

　　[04:54.46]Wake up. 醒醒！

 

　　[04:59.62]Okay, I'm home. So, you can leave whenever you want. 我到家了，你该走了啊

 

　　[05:25.30](Sarah's Voice) Hi, this is Tom and Sarah... 你好, 这里是汤姆和莎拉...

 

　　[05:25.98]and we can't come to the phone right now... 我们无法接到您得电话

 

　　[05:27.58]because we're honeymooning in Europe! Yea! 因为我们正在欧洲渡蜜月哪！

 

　　[05:30.66]or we won't call you back... I'm serious. 我们就不会给你回电话，我是严肃的哦！

 

　　[05:31.46](Tom's Voice) Send a large wedding gift... 汤姆：如果你不送我们个大礼物

 

　　[05:35.74]Tom, Kyle. I got your message. 汤姆, 我是凯利，得到你的消息了

 

　　[05:36.90]I'm sorry the honeymoon sucked. Anyway, don't wig. 蜜月不理想，但也别太难过了

 

　　[05:40.06]I'll set up lodging in your place. 我去你那住下

 

　　[05:42.26]And when you get back, we'll do some Budweiser therapy. 等你回来，我给你来个“百威啤酒”疗法！

 

　　[05:46.34]Hi, Sarah. It's Peter. 嗨,莎拉。我是彼得

 

　　[05:47.66]I thought I might catch you in. 我以为还能赶上你

 

　　[05:48.34]And Tom, if you're listening, buddy... 还有汤姆, 如果你也在听的话，哥们

 

　　[05:50.34]I feel your pain. 我理解你的疾苦

 

　　[06:02.06]So where you been, man? You're on in five. 你上哪里去了？五分钟后就是你了！

 

　　[06:04.46]I walked over. I had to clear my head. 我出去走了走，清醒一下

 

　　[06:04.82]So? What happened? 那，到底你们之间发生了什么事？

 

　　[06:08.82]I had the perfect relationship... 我们本来处得好极了

 

　　[06:10.14]that was ruined by marriage. 就是婚姻摧毁了这一切

 

　　[06:11.18]I mean, you saw it, right? 你不都看见了吗？

 

　　[06:14.06]Right? 是，就是有点让人作呕。

 

　　[06:14.18]We were perfect from the minute we met. 我们从认识第一面就很完美，不是吗？

 

　　[06:14.90]Yeah. In fact, it was nauseating.

 

　　[06:21.06]Thank you, Fred. 谢谢, 弗雷德

 

　　[06:29.30]Blue 28.! Blue 28.! 28号穿蓝衣服的！

 

　　[06:31.46]Watch the one.! Watch the one.! 来啦，来啦！

 

　　[06:33.78]Set.! Hut.! 准备，开球！

 

　　[06:36.26]I'm open! I'm open! 我这，我这传球！

 

　　[06:37.62]Whoo! Ohh! 小心球打着！

 

　　[06:38.62]Football!

 

　　[06:41.54]Huh? Uhh! Oof!

 

　　[06:45.30]Oh.

 

　　[06:46.22]Sorry! 对不起!

 

　　[06:48.98]Are you okay? 你没事吧?

 

　　[06:50.94]Yeah. 没事

 

　　[06:51.34]You had nothing on it. 你扔歪了

 

　　[06:59.70]Cheers... 干杯...

 

　　[07:01.10]Sarah McNerney. 莎拉－麦克纳尼.

 

　　[07:04.10]Cheers, Tom Leezak. 干杯, 汤姆-理查克

 

　　[07:08.14]So what do you do when you're notJoe Montana? 那你不当橄榄球星的时候干什么？

 

　　[07:11.62]I work at KNR radio. 我在KNR电台上班

 

　　[07:14.82]Your traffic information station. “您的交通信息电台”

 

　　[07:18.18]So I have myself a real live radio host, huh? 哦，我和真的电台主持人在面对面说话吗？

 

　　[07:20.50]No. Someday I'll be that guy. Sports, hopefully. 不是，总有一天我会成为主持人的。

 

　　[07:24.54]Right now, I just do spot traffic reports. 目前，我就是个读路况信息的

 

　　[07:29.22]On the graveyard shift. 还是后半夜时段

 

　　[07:30.54]When the full-time guy's sick. 而且还是全职的那位病了才让我来的

 

　　[07:34.78]You're that Tom? 你就是那个“汤姆”?

 

　　[07:38.38]Yeah. I called in about a week ago, like 3:00 a.m. 是啊，一个礼拜前我走上3点打来电话

 

　　[07:38.42]Yeah. You actually heard me on the air? 就是啊，你听到过我的播音？

 

　　[07:42.58]You said the Pasadena freeway was all clear... 你说帕萨蒂娜公路很通畅

 

　　[07:43.94]so I took it and got stuck behind a jackknifed big rig... 我却跟上一个巨型油泵

 

　　[07:50.30]for, like, three hours. 堵了我足足三个钟头

 

　　[07:51.98]Sarah from Beverly Hills. 贝弗利山庄来的莎拉

 

　　[07:55.98]Who called me a... fathead. 骂我是“蠢驴”

 

　　[07:56.78]You got pretty heated. 然后我们吵了起来

 

　　[08:00.66]Very heated. 是吵得很厉害

 

　　[08:04.30]So, 3:00 a.m.? 那么， 早上三点，

 

　　[08:06.30]That's a little bit past your bedtime, now isn't it? 好女孩早该更衣睡觉了

 

　　[08:08.58]How do you know my bedtime? 你怎么知道我是否是好女孩？

 

　　[08:09.22]I was wrapping out an auction. 我刚从拍卖会回来

 

　　[08:12.90]Beverly Hills, Sotheby's. 住贝弗利山庄，又给拍卖行做事

 

　　[08:13.30]I'm a gofer at Sotheby's. 我给索斯比拍卖行办事

 

　　[08:14.14]Let me guess. Marketing major, Stanford. 我猜你是斯坦福大学，市场学，

 

　　[08:17.02]Art History major, Wellesley, back row. 维兹利大学的艺术历史专业，坐后排的

 

　　[08:18.46]Smarty-pants in the front row. 总是坐教室前面的好学生

 

　　[08:20.50]Oh, back row. Sweet! Me too. 坐后面，好啊，我也是

 

　　[08:23.34]Communications, Burbank Community College. 伯班克社区学院，通讯交流专业

 

　　[08:24.58]You wanna hear the fight song? 想听我们的校歌吗？

 

　　[08:26.78]N-No, thank you. 不用了,谢谢

 

　　[08:28.46]Are you sure? I'm really good at it. 真的？我可会唱了。

 

　　[08:28.58]No, really. Thanks. 不用,真的，谢谢。

 

　　[08:30.94]That's a good choice. 你很精吗。

 

　　[08:34.38]McNerney... 麦克纳尼

 

　　[08:34.94]You're not by any chance... 你不会就是

 

　　[08:36.90]daughter of Dan McNerney... 湖人队和道奇队的老板之一

 

　　[08:40.58]part owner of the Lakers and Dodgers McNerney? 大亨唐－麦克纳尼的千金小姐吧？

 

　　[08:44.90]I'll take that as a yes. 我就把这个理解为你承认了

 

　　[08:47.98]You ready to get your ass kicked at eight-ball, Leezak? 理查克，我要在台球桌上给你点颜色看看

 

　　[08:51.54]Ha ha ha ha. You are dreaming, Wellesley. 哈哈，别做梦了，小学妹

 

　　[08:53.30]I went to day care in a pool hall. 我的幼儿园就设在台球厅里

 

　　[08:55.30]Oh. Pretty confident there, huh, frathead? 哎哟，还比较自信吗，“蠢驴”

 

　　[09:05.94]Bags, shush. Bags, shh! 巴格斯（狗名），安静！

 

　　[09:45.90]Wow.

 

　　[09:47.22]Yeah. 是啊

 

　　[09:52.10](Tom Narrating) And that was it. 就这样

 

　　[09:55.06]A month later, we moved in together. 一个月以后,我们就搬到一起住了

 

　　[09:57.62]And why the hell did we get married... 为什么我们一定要结婚呢...

 

　　[09:59.62]when we had loving each other so completely nailed? 我们的爱情本来已经彻底到了极点了