[00:12.06]It’s the trinity.
[00:19.96]Hey, guys. So where’s our boy in uniform?
[00:23.53]He’s on our shit list.
[00:24.84]One of his army buddies was getting all date-rapey with Treece.
[00:27.70]- Oh. - Oh.
[00:28.94]So, where’s the party?
[00:31.07]This is it. Here, it’s his location.
[00:34.54]Welcome.
[00:36.08]Come on in.
[00:38.42]Warning, roof may be blown off due to excessive partying.
[00:43.65]Well, go ahead, Princess.
[00:46.72]Come on up. Yeah.
[00:49.03]Watch your step.
[00:50.49]Now entering the party pod, captain.
[00:56.00]Um...
[00:58.07]Are we the first ones here?
[01:01.17]Yeah, we are never first.
[01:02.97]I’ve never been in this house before.
[01:05.64]La fiesta es this way, mi bonitas.
[01:10.61]Por favor, sweet and salty comida for your comesting.
[01:15.65]Everything’s organic. The pretzels are fat free.
[01:20.19]Are you calling me fat?
[01:22.16]What?
[01:23.46]No. Not... no.
[01:27.06]Hey, come on, you fat? Why would he say that? He’s not retarded.
[01:31.20]My brother’s retarded.
[01:41.41]That’s... that was... that’s cold.
[01:43.65]You probably don’t even have a brother.
[01:45.58]No, he, uh... he died.
[01:49.62]Yeah, that was really... you got me, that was...
[02:02.90]I’m so sorry.
[02:08.54]It was a long time ago, but thanks.
[02:12.38]Yeah.
[02:20.32]What do you want, Kevin?
[02:22.65]I need beer.
[02:23.92]Heh, heh. Yeah, you do. Uh...
[02:27.06]Donde esta la beer, Coovemaster?
[02:29.96]My dad doesn’t drink beer.
[02:33.66]We have champagne.
[02:35.73]Ooh. Okay.
[02:39.37]Champagne. Bubbly goodness. Uh...
[02:43.34]This is Cristal. It’s the drink of the pimps.
[02:48.31]- "The pimps?" - Mm-hm.
[02:50.75]What do you know about pimps?
[02:54.58]Nothing, really.
[02:57.89]Mm. Cristal seems to have changed its logo and spelling.
[03:01.93]Champagne makes me do... things.
[03:06.30]Girl, water makes you do things.
[03:08.80]Not regular water.
[03:11.37]Ha, ha. Oh, yeah, okay. I, uh...
[03:28.99]Classic.
[03:30.82]I told you.
[03:33.06]No, I don’t.
[03:34.72]No! No, you can’t come here.
[03:40.23]Yeah, well...
[03:43.27]Maybe.
[03:45.07]I’m busy right now,Kevin.
[03:47.00]I want some of that.
[03:48.54]No, I will not tell you where I am or who I’m with...
[03:52.04]but I will tell you this, Kevin, I’m drinking champagne.
[03:57.21]Yep. And it is coming right...
[03:59.42]Aah! Oh. God. Oh.
[04:03.65]It’s okay. Oh.
[04:07.06]Oh, nothing. Yeah.
[04:14.93]I’ll get this off here.
[04:18.44]Would you hurry up?
[04:20.14]Yeah, I’m sorry. It’s just...
[04:22.34]The internal pressure is 90 pounds per square inch...
[04:25.48]so I don’t really know what the problem...
[04:27.24]Don’t you dare GPS me. Oh, please.
[04:37.45]- Are you okay? - Yeah, I’m great.
[04:40.26]I need ice!
[04:41.89]Okay, let’s see.
[04:45.83]Frozen peas.
[04:47.76]Really? Okay.
[04:50.73]And frozen peas.
[04:54.24]Frozen peas. Frozen peas.
[04:56.64]Anything cold.
[04:58.64]Okay, here. Something cold.
[05:02.88]Here, come here.
[05:04.65]Okay, here we go.
[05:06.68]I’m sorry I’m so pathetic.
[05:10.75]Let me tell you
[05:12.12]all boys are pathetic.
[05:14.66]Well, then I apologize on behalf of all boys.
[05:17.49]And sorry for all the wars and stuff.
[05:21.87]You’re funny.
[05:25.94]How does that feel?
[05:35.08]Pretty good, I guess.
[05:55.00]Did you hurt your back?
[05:58.84]Oh. Hee, hee.
[06:00.24]Yeah, I hurt my back.
[06:03.04]Ah. Ooh!
[06:07.14]Party balloons.
[06:08.55]- Those aren’t party balloons. - I know what they are.
[06:11.21]So, is this what you had planned for tonight?
[06:13.45]No, those are my dad’s.
[06:14.92]Your dad’s not hiding in the closet or something?
[06:17.35]Oh, I hate that.
[06:23.26]This was fun.
[06:24.46]No, come on. Stick around. Okay, no, you can’t go.
[06:28.73]No, wait, wait, wait.
[06:29.97]I mean, we’ve still got wine to drink. 23 bottles.
[06:32.84]Oh, wine reminds me of Jesus.
[06:35.24]You know what, Denis, we really do have to go.
[06:37.27]This was a great party,though.
[06:52.02]Oh, shit, Kevin.
[06:53.92]He triangulated your cell phone.
[06:59.46]We’re gonna need more waffles.
[07:13.81]Sean, you naughty boy.
[07:18.45]No, no, no, no.
[07:22.62]- Nobody move. - Why?
[07:25.09]Because he is going to kill me.
[07:28.22]The most he’s gonna do is beat you up a little.
[07:30.63]Lisbee! Lisbee, open this door!
[07:34.66]The windows! Secure the windows!
[07:41.50]Get out here!
[07:44.34]Is he always like this?
[07:45.54]This is new behavior, but not surprising.
[07:53.48]He’s kind of cute.
[07:56.62]Kind of.
[08:04.93]Oh, my God.
[08:09.93]Don’t be afraid, I can handle this.
[08:11.47]I wasn’t afraid. Why would you think I was afraid?
[08:14.27]Congratulations, you found me.
[08:16.27]Interesting situation we have here.
[08:19.78]Have you been doing coke?
[08:21.81]Not now, Lisbee.
[08:23.51]He’s coked up?
[08:24.71]That is not one of the good drugs.
[08:31.55]Hey! Aunt Brenda gave us that!
[08:35.73]Prepare to die.
[08:38.86]Okay, that’s Mandy Patinkin in The Princess Bride, Rob Reiner, 1987.
[08:43.00]Also the same line was used by Emperor Zurg...
[08:46.64]Oh, my God!
[08:51.64]Stop it! Stop!
[08:53.58]Now, this is willful damage to property!
[08:56.61]That’s a legal term!
[09:02.52]Go!
[09:06.62]Kevin, stop!
[09:08.86]Hey, hey, hey.
[09:10.56]No, Denis! Have you ever seen any of the Friday The 13ths?
[09:13.40]You run upstairs, you die!
[09:25.78]A weapon, we need a weapon.
[09:32.68]Oh, my God. Find weapons. Aah!
[09:43.96]Denis!
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