[00:02.00]You pooped your shoes.
[00:21.65]Lights out.
[00:43.57]To the future! Whoo!
[00:54.08]Turn the headlights on now! Please, please, please!
[00:56.92]Okay!
[00:59.42]There, you happy?
[01:01.69]Car!
[01:09.04]Help... help... help... help... help... help... help... help... help.
[01:16.04]Sorry, I was unaware I was emitting that.
[01:34.89]- Mr. and Mrs. C? - Who?
[01:38.69]My mom and dad.
[01:42.63]Could be worse. Could not be your mom.
[01:47.97]Well, thank you all for a lovely evening...
[01:53.98]but now I must die.
[01:56.38]You do not wanna talk to your dad when he has his pants down.
[02:02.28]Yeah.
[02:10.93]Goddamn kids!
[02:16.70]Jeez!
[02:18.07]Sorry!
[02:22.84]Thank you.
[02:24.71]Shit my panties.
[02:26.68]This is Valli Wooley’s house. We can’t go in here.
[02:29.74]Why? Because you called her a stuck-up bitch...
[02:31.51]in front of the whole school?
[02:33.15]Don’t worry...
[02:34.35]she’s usually have sex with a guy upstairs.
[02:36.22]If she gives you shit, go for her throat.
[02:38.42]She’ll be protecting her nose.
[02:39.79]Her nose was a graduation present.
[02:43.12]Bitch.
[02:45.93]Hi!
[02:47.13]Ew. Don’t say hi to her.
[02:49.56]Drinks by the pool!
[03:03.04]Hey, what is that? It’s nice. Is it salmon-colored?
[03:11.22]Sorry.
[03:24.00]Your party was better.
[03:44.29]What?
[03:50.19]I’m gonna go find a bathroom.
[04:14.58]Okay.
[04:16.89]Don’t move.
[04:18.35]All right, yes, fine, all right.
[04:23.79]Oh, Greg.
[04:26.70]Well, if anybody’s gonna kill me tonight...
[04:30.00]it should be you, you deserve it.
[04:31.73]You’ve earned it.
[04:36.37]How did you know?
[04:39.94]How did you?
[05:03.53]Did I do that?
[05:05.20]This? No, it’s not one of yours.
[05:09.40]It was an accident.
[05:11.14]You know, sometimes, I don’t even remember doing it.
[05:16.81]I just black out.
[05:19.98]I’d have that looked at, Greg.
[05:22.52]Yeah.
[05:27.92]Maybe I could call you sometime? We could talk about it?
[05:32.66]Sure.
[05:35.66]Maybe a trained professional would be better.
[05:38.43]I’m just thinking aloud here.
[05:43.04]But can I get a hug? I mean, hugs are good.
[05:47.08]You do what you need to do, Greg.
[05:52.78]All right.
[05:57.59]Forget the tears we’ve cried
[06:02.89]Forget the good times too
[06:09.06]Forget the pain inside
[06:15.14]I will be there waiting for you
[06:20.78]Thanks, Denis. Thanks a lot. Thanks.
[06:28.38]Rich!
[06:30.09]- Le Coove! Here. - Thank you.
[06:32.69]Check it out. Coach Raupp.
[06:35.82]Pedophilia.
[06:38.13]It’s always the gym teachers.
[06:43.23]You know they call us Dick Munch and the Penis?
[06:45.60]Yeah.
[06:46.90]I mean, like, together, like we’re like the gaynamic duo or something.
[06:51.67]- Where’s Beth? - Wherever.
[06:54.81]I told you that speech was a good idea.
[06:56.61]What are you talking about?
[06:57.98]What about what’s happened tonight could be construed as good?
[07:00.92]Closure. If you didn’t give that speech...
[07:02.98]you’d never know what a scary wack job Beth Cooper was.
[07:05.82]No other girl would ever live up to her mythic proportions.
[07:08.76]She’s not a scary wack job. She’s not a wack job.
[07:13.29]Dude, don’t backpedal, you know. Onwards!
[07:17.07]Your new hopeless obsession might be at this very party.
[07:21.04]Denny!
[07:22.54]Oh, secret shame.
[07:24.31]This is so great.
[07:25.51]I didn’t expect to see you here.
[07:29.11]Patty
[07:31.38]I loved your speech. You said some very perceptive things.
[07:36.48]Richard, do you know Victoria?
[07:39.75]Yes, certainamente. You, uh, lost weight, Tori.
[07:44.86]You’re not wearing shoes.
[07:48.13]Nobody wears shoes anymore.
[07:50.06]Denny, what happened to your poor face?
[07:52.73]Greg Saloga beat you up, I bet.
[07:54.67]Or Valli Wooley, she paid someone to beat you up?
[07:57.64]No, the Coove had a little dust-up with Beth Cooper’s boyfriend.
[08:02.24]- Beth Cooper? - Yeah, ex-boyfriend actually.
[08:04.91]Army, Dark ops, couldn’t stand the idea of the Coove here and Beth...
[08:08.98]So it went to blows.
[08:10.85]I mean, you think this is bad, you should see the other guy.
[08:14.89]Yeah, I mean, I feel bad for him.
[08:17.96]He’s in the hospital, all beaten up and shit.
[08:21.20]To tell you the truth, I just hope he’s okay.
[08:23.90]Me too.
[08:25.20]Actually, he’s upstairs.
[08:29.27]Um, whoa, uh...
[08:31.57]Right, look at the time here.
[08:33.64]My female fiancée’s getting off her shift at Hooters, so...
[08:37.98]wow, you know, but this has been a pleasure, ladies, so...
[08:41.25]Good luck! It was nice seeing you!
[08:44.92]Bye!
[08:47.52]Sorry.
[08:49.19]- Where are you going? - We gotta get out of here.
[08:51.53]Asshole!
[08:53.09]What are you doing here?
[08:57.00]Don’t.
[09:09.08]So we meet again.
[09:11.45]Really? Ernst Blofeld in just like every Bond movie. Oh, okay.
[09:16.78]Kevin, just stop.
[09:19.69]Get out of here.
[09:21.82]And get yourself tested for gonorrhea.
[09:25.49]Why don’t you get that tight, pretty butt of yours in my vehicle, all right?
[09:32.33]Move out!
[09:41.51]Are you okay?
[09:46.78]Stay here.
[09:50.65]Clear out!
[09:58.66]I am not your plaything! |