[00:11.90]- How did you find us?! - LoJack, dipshit.
[00:15.40]Man of war!
[00:18.41]Taste my wet blade.
[00:29.18]Come on! Get your stuff! Go!
[00:31.89]- Are you sure? - I can handle these three.
[00:36.09]I’ve been preparing for this all my life.
[00:39.26]Help! Help!
[00:51.31]Come on, let’s get out of here.
[01:00.88]Never again.
[01:10.29]Yes!
[01:36.58]Come on, hurry up! I’m trying, stop moving!
[01:39.42]What happened to your pants?
[01:41.69]Your boyfriend has them.
[01:43.76]Okay, we gotta go, come on. Get your stuff!
[01:46.23]Come on, come on, come on!
[01:53.37]Aw, how sweet. Kevin brought back my car.
[01:57.47]Come on!
[01:58.77]Hey, what about Rich?
[02:27.34]Yah! Is that all you’ve got?
[02:30.97]Oh. Oh, one more?
[02:35.58]Ha, ha, ha. Classic.
[02:46.82]- Guys! - Rich!
[02:48.76]Rich, I got your clothes. Hurry up.
[02:53.83]Yah!
[02:55.10]Come on, come on, come on!
[02:56.73]Okay, go, go.
[03:06.14]Goddamn truck drivers.
[03:08.38]Where are we going?
[03:10.24]We can go to my dad’s cabin.
[03:12.35]I can go there anytime I want as long as I don’t tell Mom where it is.
[03:16.58]You know what, I just, um... I wanna go home.
[03:19.95]You know, you’re the one who started this.
[03:23.42]Me?
[03:24.79]Yeah, you.
[03:26.79]You’re the geek who, in front of the entire school, our friends and family...
[03:30.16]declared your love for someone you don’t know a thing about.
[03:33.47]He knows a lot about you. Quiz him.
[03:37.27]He knows your locker combo.
[03:39.37]He knows your favorite antiperspirant.
[03:41.98]He knows your blood type.
[03:43.88]Okay, I hate to remind you this, Beth, but you said it was sweet.
[03:49.65]You did. Oh, my God, and you came to my house.
[03:53.69]If you didn’t think it was sweet, why would you come to my house?
[03:57.12]What do you think, super genius?
[03:58.89]We thought it would be funny.
[04:04.83]Oh. Okay.
[04:11.21]- Are you just gonna keep bleeding? - Yeah, for about three days.
[04:15.24]Just put your head back.
[04:18.55]- Now it’s dripping down my throat. - Here.
[04:21.62]Stick these up there. They’re super absorbent.
[04:47.31]Listen, about what Cammy said before.
[04:51.85]She thought it would be funny.
[04:55.95]I mean, we all thought it would be a fun thing to do.
[05:03.09]Guess I did think it would be a little funny.
[05:07.83]I’m sorry.
[05:11.30]Guys tell me they love me all the time.
[05:14.27]And it’s usually because they want something.
[05:19.91]Well, it was kind of funny, right?
[05:25.38]Ha, ha, ha.
[05:28.62]- Please, take those out now. - Your wish.
[05:39.73]Can I say something personal?
[05:41.90]Sure.
[05:44.20]You smell like a dead homeless guy.
[05:48.04]Yeah, it’s probably my shirt. There’s hummus.
[05:52.11]Take it off.
[05:53.77]Oh, no, I can leave it on, it’s fine.
[05:56.61]I’m not gonna molest you. Take it off.
[06:02.32]Take it off, take it off.
[06:12.96]Let me just air it out a little.
[06:16.13]Oh, shit!
[06:23.77]Sorry.
[06:36.48]Okay, it was somewhere around here. You can stop.
[06:49.43]Oh, my God. What?
[06:53.80]Really? Dude.
[06:57.30]I think those are his lucky underpants.
[07:03.11]Give me my poncho.
[07:06.08]Give me my poncho. Oh, my God.
[07:08.88]- What are you doing? - You’re so mean.
[07:11.95]What?
[07:13.42]Actually, I got these as a gag gift...
[07:15.52]so it’s appropriate that you’re laughing.
[07:17.93]No, it’s good, I’m happy that you’re... you guys got the joke! Good one.
[07:21.93]- Get in here. - No, purple’s not really my color.
[07:24.50]It’s fuchsia and it’s my favorite color. Sorry.
[07:28.04]- That’s fine. - Okay.
[07:29.80]- There we go. - All better.
[07:31.67]- How do I look? Good? - Great.
[07:38.38]- Ha, ha, ha. - That pink poncho’s sort of cute.
[07:42.38]What?
[07:44.72]Goddamn Kevin.
[07:46.35]Because of you I am in the middle of nowhere looking for a shirt.
[07:50.32]Oh, yeah, no, goddamn that Kevin.
[07:55.13]Why do you even go out with him, anyway?
[07:58.10]In the beginning, he was sweet. He made me laugh.
[08:03.00]- And when he smiled... - He was really hot.
[08:08.71]I don’t know.
[08:10.34]Guess it was the way other girls looked at me when I was with him.
[08:15.88]I felt proud.
[08:18.02]Thought I was the lucky girl this big, strong Army guy chose.
[08:24.19]It didn’t bother you that he was an a...?
[08:26.16]An asshole?
[08:27.39]Yeah.
[08:29.60]I just made excuses for him because...
[08:34.77]it was nice to feel wanted.
[08:37.34]See, I don’t get that...
[08:39.27]because there are so many guys who would love to be with you.
[08:43.38]Yeah. For a night, maybe.
[08:50.38]- So why did you do it? - The speech?
[08:54.92]I don’t know.
[08:57.22]It’s just...
[08:59.93]You’re the head cheerleader...
[09:02.40]and I’m the captain of the debate team.
[09:04.40]And I know it’s ridiculous to think that you and me would even...
[09:11.81]I guess I just wanted to talk to you.
[09:16.44]And I never did, and then I realized...
[09:20.58]that was my last chance, you know?
[09:25.12]Well, I’m glad you did.
[09:31.19]Look! Your shirt.
[09:35.53]Oh, uh, um...
[09:42.74]Oh.
[09:45.21]Aw.
[09:46.81]- Hi! Oh, you’re so cute! - Hi, little fella.
[09:50.24]- Hey, no. No, that’s not food. Hi, cutie!
[09:53.68]That’s my shirt. Okay, so just, uh... |