[00:01.22]She’s gonna have an amazing life.
[00:03.69]Slightly insane...
[00:05.76]but never uninteresting...
[00:09.86]always ass-kicking...
[00:13.60]life.
[00:15.87]How do you know that?
[00:19.74]Because I’m a very smart guy.
[00:37.82]All right, thank you very much.
[00:38.33]All right, thank you very much.
[00:39.76]Any luck?
[00:40.96]No, they can’t send anyone out till next week.
[00:43.56]Explain this to me:
[00:45.03]How do you put a microwave into the wall?
[00:46.83]God only knows.
[00:48.57]Oh, hi. I need to get my kitchen repaired.
[00:54.94]Haven’t I seen that car before?
[00:58.75]Oh!
[01:00.28]Denis! What happened to you?
[01:03.32]I’m okay. I’m okay.
[01:10.66]I can’t talk about this. I’m gonna go make pancakes.
[01:16.06]Or did she already make you breakfast?
[01:22.17]Wow.
[01:26.17]- I talked to your dad, Rich. - Yeah?
[01:29.08]You might wanna hang out here for the rest of the day.
[01:31.85]- Okay. - And tomorrow.
[01:34.25]- Okay. - You know, just until it’s safe.
[01:38.18]Got it. Thanks.
[01:43.79]- I hope you had fun. - I did.
[01:48.63]You know we have to punish you, somehow?
[01:51.87]Yeah. Figured that.
[01:55.30]What do they do these days? Do they still ground you?
[01:58.00]- I don’t even know. - I don’t know either.
[02:00.74]But...
[02:02.91]whatever it is, it was worth it.
[02:09.05]Let’s not tell your mother that.
[02:10.95]Yeah.
[02:13.75]- We can discuss it inside. - Okay.
[02:27.67]So...
[02:31.14]Good luck with Stanford and everything.
[02:34.64]Yeah. You know, you too, with everything.
[02:42.45]We should do this again sometime.
[02:46.02]Sure.
[02:49.52]Yeah, sure.
[03:06.44]You’re getting better at that.
[03:08.71]I was bad before?
[03:17.72]Thank you...
[03:21.89]for loving me.
[03:28.96]What’s not to love?
[03:41.34]You remember that.
[03:49.18]Hey, Beth.
[03:52.25]- See you at the reunion. - Yes.
[03:55.82]If we’re both still single, I’ll marry you.
[04:01.26]That’s a promise.
[04:17.78]My lady.
[04:24.65]Drive safe.
[04:33.23]- So guess what? - Hm?
[04:36.53]I think I’m gay.
[04:38.57]Yeah?
[04:40.07]Oh, that’s great, congratulations!
[04:42.74]Dude. I’m not gay for you.
[04:46.51]Yeah, no, I know.
[04:49.14]- You know, I could be bi. Bi?
[04:51.88]I was with two gorgeous ladies last night.
[04:54.85]That’s a lot more heterosexual than you.
[04:57.12]Well, hey, I did kiss Beth Cooper.
[04:59.12]Now you gotta take it to the next level.
[05:01.35]I will. I’m not really gonna wait for the reunion.
[05:04.09]I’ll leave a message on Facebook, ask her out.
[05:06.79]No, it has to be a grand gesture.
[05:08.76]- Like what? - You know where she lives.
[05:10.83]Go to her house, bring a boom box, wait for her.
[05:13.70]That’s stalking, Rich.
[05:15.27]No, it’s not stalking if you love the person.
[05:18.14]Grab her and take her someplace where it can be just the two of you.
[05:22.38]Now, that’s kidnapping.
[05:23.81]It’s romantic.
[05:26.75]Okay, first we’re gonna need some rope and duct tape. |