搞笑又亲切的粤式英语（在线收听）
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many people die no see you die！甘多人死吾见你去死～！
Piano piano green 琴琴青
Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返学。
You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以后点出黎行？
I give you some colour to see. 我给颜色你睇！
If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你够姜的话就放马过来！
Blow water 吹水
Monster of blowing water. 吹水怪
Blow chicken 吹鸡
Stupid stupid want to move 蠢蠢欲动
Face green green 脸青青
"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" “点解你脸青青既” “我见到件猪排呀”
You see road carefully 你小心睇路 。
You go to street carefully 你出街小心D。
You jump building.你跳楼啦。
People mountain people sea人山人海 。
Are you road?你是不是路呀?
Eat banana食蕉
You come back home and eat banana你回家食蕉啦 。
How senior are you?你算老几?
What the water are you?你系乜水?
Where are you come from?你边度架?
Zebra chops people班马劈友 。
Do the world做世界 。
Big tea rice大茶饭 。
What the ghost are you talk?你讲乜鬼?
Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我个头俾你当凳坐！
I give you only a hair.我俾条毛你！
Collect father收爹
You give me collect father.你给我收爹！
Do you think me didn't arrive?你当我无到?
Laugh die me.笑死我。
You give me stop.你同我企系度。
American chinese not enough.美中不足。
Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
你有种！我会俾D颜色你睇下，兄弟一齐上！
Eight woman八婆
Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好野!
King eight egg.王八蛋
Black son黑仔
Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
Wear grass着草
I am wearing grass.我着紧草。
I fear that you have teeth.我惊你有牙！
High hand.高手
A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
Good mother.好娘
You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未够班同我讲数！
Old dot.老点
One old water 一旧水
What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
A dog of eating 食屎狗
A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
Measure water/Pound water.磅水
A dragon service.一条龙服务
Hold hold water.楂楂水
Pump water.抽水
Two beat six.二打六
Two five boy.二五仔
five five six nine nine 快快食奶奶
ghost five horse six 鬼五马绿
turn turn shake 氽氽震
lap eat cayenne jam 膝头哥吃辣椒酱
nine not join eight 九唔搭八
one smoke after rice, happy like god 饭后一支烟，快活过神仙
fight one fight, bicycle become motorcycle 搏一搏，单车变摩托
brother before brother after three dangers. 哥前哥后三分险
the sea one voice laugh 沧海一声笑
goo ling jing guy. 古灵精怪