How to Reject 如何巧妙拒绝他？-5（在线收听）

HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.

HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter. HE : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually, I'd rather have the money.

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : Would you go out with me! this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
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